Title: Sanji's Secret

Rating: M

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece nor do I make any money from this.

Pairings: LawxSanji

Summary: Luffy wants Sanji to officially meet Law but Sanji does not want to. LawxSanji Yaoi 100% CRACK! Drabble

Warnings: Minor bad spelling & grammar, naughty language, yaoi

A/N's: For anyone that does not like my warnings don't read I guess …it's not like I'm forcing you to.

I have no excuse for this …I'm sorry! I'm a very messed up person. ^.^;

Luffy pulled on Sanji's arm as the cook cling to the kitchen counter. "Awe come on Sanji …please come meet Law!" begged the Mugiwara captain.

"No Luffy I don't want to!" Sanji in distress yelled back. The cook had already tried to kick the rubber bastard out of his kitchen but he kept coming back in hopping up and down going on and on about Law.

"But he is soooo cool Sanji!" whined Luffy.

"I have seen him I don't NEED to meet him!" Sanji informed the captain still refusing to let go of the kitchen counter top.

"Awe but you two would be best of buds! You're both from North Blue right!" Luffy tried to sway.

Sanji rose up his leg and kicked Luffy across the room, "Shut up your shitty bastard I don't want to meet him!"

The kitchen door was then opened and none other then the man they had been talking about walked in him self. "Hey Luffy I'm going to get going…" Law tried to say but was cut off.

"Aww no, no not yet! You have not met Sanji yet! He was the one that made all that delicious food for us!" the rubber man then got up from the rubble heap he was in on the other side of the room and rushed to pull Law over and right in front of the cook.

Sanji bristled as it all happened at once for him and as Law stood there now before the blonde, Sanji tried to look away yet act normal all at the same time.

"You guys are both from North Blue so I bet you guys have a lot in common!" Luffy then cheerfully announced making Sanji just want to die right then and there.

"Eh? I thought you said you have not been to North Blue yet Luffy?" Law asked with only slight interest.

"Oh I have not. Sanji was just a kid when he left there and moved to East Blue." Luffy so helpfully offered up Sanji's personal business.

"Really?" Law asked now acutely looking the blonde over.

Sanji was inwardly cursing Luffy for all he was worth but on the outside he just gave a nervous smile under Law's watchful eyes and Sanji tried his best to get out of this mess, "Pleasure to meet you … well you must be in a hurry to get going … so bye!" the cook then offered.

Yet Law was looking the cook over very carefully now taking in the curly brow, blonde hair that as well hid the left eye, blue eye, fair skin. A slow smile then came to Law's face.

At seeing that smile Sanji knew he was in deep shit. Trafalgar Law knew!

Five hours later …

Sanji blew out a puff of smoke from his cigarette and sighed, "So this makes us even right. You promise you won't tell anyone?" Sanji questioned.

Law rolled over in the large bed they lay in hooking an arm over the blonde's waist, a thin sheet the only thing that covered them both. "Of course … this time."

"Oi!" Sanji cried looking over at the other man. "The deal was if I did this you would not tell!"

"And I won't …this time, but for future silence I suggest another round." smirked the doctor.