You know your Legend of Zelda obsession has gotten way out of hand when….

A/N: Methinks this'll be the last chapter.

74. You fall off a cliff and think that you'll be able to catch yourself at the last moment.

73. When you fall, you scream only when you're halfway to the bottom.

75. On your way down, you aren't afraid knowing you'll reincarnate back on the cliff edge, completely unharmed.

76. At Easter, you wear a pair of bunny ears and try to jump/run really fast.

77. You cut down a tree/break some pottery, go inside, come back outside again, and are stunned when you see the tree/pottery is still the same as when you left it.

78. You break into your sister's room and go up to her jewelry chest. You then proceed to raid it, holding up each and every item in the chest while humming 'da da da daaaaa'.

79. Whenever you see an owl, you scream and cover your ears while running in the opposite direction.

80. You wave a stick at statues, expecting them to move.

81. You only wear red, blue or green shirts. (Link's tunic colours)

82. You try to become a 'poe-hunter'. It's kind of like a ghost hunter, only with poes.

83. You actually know that the twilight princess map is the same as the ocarina of time map mirrored.

84. When at a bar, you ask for milk. Or a milk latte.

85. Whenever you see someone in one of those pointy elf hats at Christmas, you call them 'Link impersonators'.

86. Or you think they're Tingle, so you try to kill them.

87. You have indeed tried to blow a snot bubble as big as the one Deku link can do in majora's mask.

88. You then try to pop young children's balloons with the aforementioned snot bubble.

89. You have a pet theory that you defend fiercely.

90. As you continue to read this list, you find yourself smiling and nodding while saying "done this, done that, done this, done that, going to do that, doing this…"

91. You want your gravestone to have "Game over" written on it.

92. You use a slingshot to kill spiders.

93. Those glass pebbles you can buy in dollar stores are now "rupees".

94. You dress up as Link for Halloween and are extremely disappointed when nobody gets the reference.

95. All your avatars, signatures, etc, are related to Zelda.

96. Whenever anyone mentions the CD-I games, you go on a rampage.

97. You can play Ocarina songs on any instrument.

98. You steal a horse from a ranch and expect no one to care or notice.

99. You watch where you step, afraid of squishing any minish.

100. You talk to a really ugly statue and claim it's ganon from WW.

101. You've read this entire list.

A/N: Phew, finally done. Thanks to everyone who offered a plural for octopus in their review!