I don't own Big Time Rush, Lady Gaga, or anything else you might recognize.

It was another long day of rehearsals and recordings, and the boys of Big Time Rush just wanted to sleep. They trudged back to apartment 2J and once they got to it, they all went to there shared rooms. James and Carlos shared a room, Logan and Kendall shared a room. They were too tired to even change into there PJs. They just fell down on there beds, and fell asleep. Logan, though, couldn't seem to get to sleep, he kept thinking of a certain hyper teen that wore a helmet.

"Wow, Carlos was totally awesome today in practice today, he hit every note perfectly! And when he did that backflip, and his shirt went up, woah mama! Wait, WHAT? Did I think that? OHMYGOD I think I did! What does this mean? I'll tell you what it means, I...I...I..Like..Carlos." Logan thought.

After that, Logan couldn't sleep. He got out of his bed, grabbed his iPod, and went in the bathroom. He grabbed his towel and put it down, then he proceded to play Monster by Lady Gaga. He got in the shower, and washed up. There was one line that really got stuck in Logan's head.

"He ate my heart."

Carlos had eaten Logan's heart, right? Logan thought so. He got out and dried off, and repeatedly sang "he ate my heart" over and over. When he got out, he found Kendall, staring straight at him. Logan let out a little yelp.

"Kendall! Don't scare me like that!" Logan wisper-shouted, putting a hand over his heart.

"Sorry, so, I heard from a certain shower that you like Carlos." Kendall said smugly.

How did he know? Did Logan talk to himself in the shower or something?

"Um..uh.....y....yea.....I guess...." Logan stuttered.

Kendall chuckled, "It's okay dude, hey, I can come up with a plan!" Kendall did finger-in-the-air-idea motion.

"Kendall" Logan whined, but Kendall was in his own little world.

"Oh, we could slather you in peanut butter and put you in Carlos's bed. Or, we could get James to turn you into a drag queen. Or, we co-" Logan cut Kendall off.

"KENDALL! NO!" Logan screamed.

"Fine, but the drag queen thing would have totally worked...." Kendall mumbled.

Logan sighed, and went back to bed. Tomorrow was gonna be a long day.