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How many minds have I scarred now?

If you have any suggestions for other lines/characters to use, feel free to suggest them!

You may have read "Things the Shakespeare Characters Would Never Say", which I wrote and am working on another chapter for. Here is another work of scary lines!

Hohenheim: Edward, your mother is still alive. Your real mother is….Maria Ross.

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Rose (brandishing machine gun): GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

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Havoc: We must protect all the children from the toxic influence of nicotine!

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Envy: Ohhhh, Father Cornello! Transforming into you fills me with desire! TAKE ME, MY LOVER!

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Roy: Sloth, my dearest, will you marry me?

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Mei (Foaming at the mouth): BLOOOOOOOODDDDDD!

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Scar: Winry. I am…your father.

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Black Hayate: Meow.

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Ed: Yes, I think these six inch stiletto heels will look great on me.

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Barry the Chopper: And now, I shall play a graceful concerto on the piano.

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Lust (wiggling eyebrows): Hey foxy, want to know how I got my name?

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Greed: You're a wizard, Harry!

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Ling: Do you know how many calories this has? I'm on a diet.

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Al: Do you like my new toupee?

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Sheska: I love books! Especially when they are served with marinara sauce.

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Bradley(singing): Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don'tcha…

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Father: My wonderful children who I love so dearly! I'm so proud of you all, my darlings!

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Izumi: Now, my students, today's lesson shall be from this textbook, Starter Alchemy for Children.

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Riza: OMG what cuutee shoes!