Rating: K

"Whatcha doing Fredweirdo?" Sam came from the stairs of the Shay loft.

"Checking the iCarly comments," I said, ignoring the nickname as I usually do. Carly said something but I was too busy reading one of the comments that a viewer put on the site. It had about twenty "thumbs up" responses.

"What?"

"I said what are the people saying?"

"Oh um…" they must have seen the red coming to my cheeks though I desperately tried to hide it.

"What?" Sam said. "Awww did someone mention Freddie's anti-bacteria underwear?"

"No." I said though I might as well admit to it. It was less painful then the actual comment.

"Let me see," Carly said and walked over but I shut my laptop quickly. "What's the matter?"

"It's just… it's… a weird comment."

"Well what does it say?"

"Yeah come on Fredward, we do weird stuff on the show all the time. How weird can the comment be?"

"Um…"

Carly grabbed my laptop and opened it. My blush must have deepened as I tried to grab it back from her but she got in open in no time and was reading it out loud.

"Puppyluvr says:

God when are Sam and Freddie going to finally get together! They are perfect for each other!"

Carly was the only one laughing while I must have looked like a tomato and so did Sam (only hers was from anger I'll bet).