LUFFY: Hey, Fai. Why do you keep calling me Rubber-Crotch?
FAI: Because I like giving my friends weird nicknames.
LUFFY: Why?
FAI: Because it's fun. And the fangirls apparently love it.
LUFFY: I don't really like fangirls.
FAI: Why not? Fangirls show how popular you are.
LUFFY: I know. I'm glad that people like me and all, but when they caught up to me…
(Both of them shudder)
LUFFY: They made me do things with my devil fruit powers that even I didn't know I could do.
FAI: I feel your pain, Rubber-Crotch.
LUFFY: Thanks, Fai. Anyways, can I give you a nickname?
FAI: Hmmmm… Okay, sure. Go for it.
LUFFY: Zebra Chimpanzee Lion!
FAI: What kind of nickname is that?
LUFFY: Lizard Penguin Lion!
FAI: Are you playing some sort of word game?
LUFFY: Squid Dragonfly Polar-Bear!
FAI: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LION?
LUFFY: Sparkling Vampire!
FAI: Now that's just offensive. But on the other hand, you are getting better at nicknames…
LUFFY: Monkey Dragon Cougar!
FAI: … And there you go, back on the animals. You know what? Just call me Fai. No offense, Luffy, but you kind of suck at this.
LUFFY: Yeah, you're right. I'm a lot better at writing fanfiction.
FAI: Wait. You write FANFICTIONS?
(Luffy pulls out a labtop from hammerspace)
LUFFY: Do you want to read it?
FAI: …… I know I'm gonna regret this, but fine.
(Fai grabs the labtop and starts to read. By the end of it, he's shaking in fear. Luffy has just scarred him.)
FAI: Uh-uh-uh-wow. This… Lemon is, uuuhhhh… Really descriptive.
LUFFY: Usopp said I should be thorough in my writing. And it's based on a true story, too.
FAI: …. What?
LUFFY (grinning): I had sex with Robin.
FAI: HOLY SH%! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET WITH…
(Fai uses magic to create a giant picture of Robin in all of her sexiness.)
FAI: … THAT?
LUFFY: Apparently, girls really like it when you declare war against the entire world just to save them. And nearly die fighting a half-human, half-leopard.
FAI: … I doubt the second one has any merit. So, you two just went and did it?
LUFFY: NO! We were heading away from Enies Lobby, and she asked me if she could talk to me in private. So, we told each other our pasts and then she asked me why the whole crew and I went to so much trouble. I said it was because she was our nakama, and in my case, because I loved her. And then she kissed me. THE END!
FAI: Cool story, bro. So, when did you –
VOICE: THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL STORY! THE BONDS BETWEEN SHIPMATES IS TRULY MARVELOUS!
LUFFY: What the?
FAI: Who's that?
VOICE: IT IS I…
(Two fists punch through the wall as Armstrong enters the room. He then rips his shirt off and flexes. Sparkles gather around him.|
ARMSTRONG: … THE "STRONG ARM" ALCHEMIST, ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG!
(Fai just sits there, staring at Armstrong with a slightly disturbed look on his face. And Luffy…)
LUFFY (with stars in his eyes): AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
To be continued…
And things are just going to get weirder from here. Review please!