Disclaimer: I own absolutely NO characters in this. They're all property of Joss Whedon…..stingy bastard.

Xander jogged down the hallway to the Library. He was late for the Scooby meeting due to an unfortunate afterschool detention with Herr Snyder. He pushed the door open.

"Sorry I'm late." He said before freezing in the doorway.

Willow was standing there with her hands on her hips glaring at him, and Buffy was right next to her, at least until she stormed over to Xander.

"What's the matter Buf.." Xander was cut off by a Slayer-powered right hook that sent him crashing back through the doors.

"Jeez Buff, what the hell." He snapped angrily, wincing when his jaw ached in protest.

"It's what you deserve, liar! Did you think I'd never find out from Willow? You made me send Angel to hell!" Buffy yelled at him.

Xander scowled immediately and snorted. "One of us had to make sure you did your job. I'm sorry he had his soul, but there was no other choice." He said.

Buffy's scowl deepened. "No choice? No choice? I sent Angel to hell because YOU lied!" she yelled at him.

Xander sneered. "Hm, let's see. Letting Angelus live and Acathla suck up the entire world or sacrifice Deadboy and avoid the apocalypse. I think Deadboy would agree that what I did was for the best. Stop thinking so selfishly and think like the freaking Slayer you're supposed to be." He growled.

Buffy's hand whipped out and she slapped him across the face. "Get out." She said flatly. Xander got ready to protest but she pointed down the hallway. "You're not welcome here anymore. I never want to see your face again." She told him.

Xander got up. "Yeah well I don't think I want to be near a Slayer who puts her sex life before the well being of the entire fucking planet." He said coldly before disappearing around the corner.

Buffy turned and walked back into the library, seething.

"How dare he say that to me." She snapped, crossing her arms. She didn't see a shadow among the bookcases melt into the darkness. Willow walked up and gave her a hug.

"Xander's just being a poopyhead. He'll be back, and he'll apologize for being a jerk." She told the blonde sweetly. Buffy just snorted.

"I'm not just going to forgive him, he needs to be punished for what he did to poor Angel." She said before throwing herself into one of the chairs. Willow's face brightened as she thought of something.

"Ooh I've got just the punishment for him!" she said excitedly. She went over to her bag and pulled out one of Gile's spell books that she had "borrowed". She put in on the table and opened it, flipping through the pages to find what she was looking for. Buffy came up behind her to look over her shoulder, and the redhead pointed to a spell on the page.

"What's it say?" Buffy asked curiously.

"I couldn't translate it fully, ancient Sumerian is harder than it looks. But it's basically a gender-switching spell. A few day's as a girl sounds like perfect punishment for a testosterone overdosed jerk." Willow said. Buffy smirked.

"Brilliant, Wills!" she said.

Willow preened and started gathering ingredients to do the spell while Buffy watched. She didn't bother to read the warning under the spell that said it left the victim prone to outside influences to the spell.

Xander walked slowly towards his home, not exactly wanting to go there either, but to angry to go back. The Hyena whispered that he should go back and show that bitch just who was Alpha. Xander blocked her out, until she mentioned something about the dead one following him. Xander stopped, but didn't bother turning around, the Hyena had mentioned that Angel was lurking between the stacks when he had first stepped into the library.

"Come to get your vengeance Deadboy? Sorry, but the Zeppo-bag has had enough punches for one night." Xander said boredly.

Angel came out of the shadows where he'd been following the boy. "Just making sure you weren't looking for a fight that was out of your league, Xander. You were right, I do think you made the right decision concerning Angelus. Willow is a powerful witch, but she's inexperienced. It was a coincidence that the ensouling spell worked the second time." He said.

Xander looked mildly surprise. "Finally, at least someone's making sense tonight." He said relaxing.

Angel frowned a little. "How did you know it was me?" he said, a little confused.

Xander shifted a little uncomfortably. " A Hyena Primal possession. Giles was supposed to have exorcised it, but after the whole Halloween thing I found out she was still there, sleeping." He explained.

Angel looked a little surprised but shrugged it off. He was about to ask if Xander wanted an escort home when the younger brunette dropped like a puppet who's strings had been cut.

"Xander?" Angel said alarmed.

The boy on the ground writhed and screamed in pain. Angel watched, stunned as the body on the ground slimmed and became more curved. Xander's short brown curls grew to shoulder length, framing the new slender face. The screaming stopped and Xander stilled for a moment before he…SHE started laughing. Green glowing eyes opened and Xander's mouth twisted into a smirk. Angel looked at her warily.

"That bitch will PAY for what she's done to my cub!" Xander's body snarled.

"Xander won't forgive you, if you make him do this." Angel said, still watching the boy-turned-girl warily.

She turned to him, her eyes narrowing.

"You're protecting that girl!" she hissed. Angel immediately held his hands up in a placating manner.

"I'm protecting Xander, from you. He'll never forgive himself if you hurt them. Let the boy deal with them in his own way." He said calmly.

The girl growled, glaring balefully at him. "Fine" she said, pouting.

She shut her eyes for a few moments and they opened again, back to their original whiskey brown, though they now had a bright green ring around the edges.

Xander looked down and her eyes bugged out, and Angel had to cover his ears from the higher pitched scream.

"What the fuck! Why am I a girl?" Xander squeaked, grabbing his chest. He squeaked again and let go of himself like he'd been burned. Angel shook his head and snorted. Xander whirled around on him.

"You think this is funny? This isn't funny, this is anything BUT funny." Xander snapped.

Angel just smirked at him. "No, you being turned into a girl isn't funny, but watching you grope yourself is." He said.

Xander glared at him for a moment and huffed.

"C'mon, let's go back to the school. Giles can probably fix whatever Willow's done now." Angel said. Xander nodded and they headed back.

TBC……

*Author's Note: Soooo yes, no , maybe? I'd love some feedback on this idea, there's seriously not enough Hyena!Xander and Girl!Xander out there, so I had to make my own.