I don't own one piece or it's characters. Oda Sensei does. If I did…well that'd be one fucked up show. Oh how I wish I owned it! But I don't so I have to make up for it with this.

Chapter one

There was panting and heavy breathing. "Fuck" whispered a pale blonde man. "Oh fuck yes, so fucking good." The man looked down at the black curly hair that belonged to the person gently sucking and licking at his cock. "I… fuck, I'm close! I'm gonna cum! God, baby look at me." The head shifted and he saw dark eyes, tan skin, thick lips, and…a long nose.

"Ahhhh!" Sanji shouted as he shot up. He looked around the room. Everyone was still asleep. Sanji's eyes settled on Usopp. He sat there, staring at the slumbering man who was oblivious to what had just happened in Sanji's dream. He moved to get out of his hammock only to discover that he was hard, because of….Usopp.

Sanji swung out of his hammock and quietly left the room. His destination? The bathroom of course. When he got there he turned on the shower and stripped. He hissed slightly as the cold water ran over his heated flesh. He couldn't help the memories that were rushing through his head. Why Usopp? He could have anyone on the ship. Nami, Robin, hell even Luffy or… Zoro. Chopper is an animal and a kid, it would be so very wrong. So why was he dreaming about Usopp. Yeah, he's a nice guy, smart, sometimes he's funny. And he isn't as much of a coward as we make him out to be. He was undoubtedly one of the smartest males. Chopper, Usopp, and, well himself. But even e couldn't figure out the things Usopp worked on. In fact, Chopper had problems with them too. Usopp was definitely…unique in his own way. Thick, curly, black hair. Tan skin; is he of African decent or Latino? Thick lips and dark eyes. A shiver ran down Sanji's body, and not from the cold water. Why was Usopp affecting him like this? Should he talk to him? Or should he just ignore what was happening to him?

He sighed, "Maybe Robin can help me. She always knows what to do." As he finished his shower, he looked down and saw that his problem had gone. With a smile he got dressed, brushed his teeth and went to the kitchen to begin breakfast.