A/N: Lol…I came up with this idea while playing volleyball today! Lol….Yet another Henry AU fic! HENRY WORKS AT MCDONALDS! Lol…..enjoy!

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Disclaimer:I don't own N2N…Sorry this is rushed…GOTTA GO WATCH GLEE!

Henry was sitting, bored at the cash register at McDonalds. McDonalds, he thought. I can't believe I'm working at fucking McDonalds….He sighed as yet another person walked up to him.

"Yeah…Can I get a blah…blah…blah…"

He was zoning out, a favorite pastime of his. He looked around and saw that it was always the same people who always came here. The lonely old man, the lady with the four kids who destroyed the play land (which he had to clean up), the zitty, 20-year old guy who was always checking him out.

"Henry?"

He turned back to the line in front of him. There was Natalie, trying to hold back laughter.

"What are you doing here? I thought you were boycotting fast food?"

"I am…" She smiled slyly and kissed him. "But I had to see this…"

He rolled his eyes and looked at his watch. About time to go and clean up the play land.

"I gotta go clean up after some demon kids. Wanna come?"

"And watch you make a fool of yourself? Hell yeah."

So he led her to the play area where a few kids sat throwing plastic balls at each other. He thought nothing of it until they started to get out of control, hitting people left and right, parents and children.

"Hey," he interjected, thinking of this as a time to impress Natalie. "You can't play nice, you're not playing at all." He grabbed a ball from one of this kids' hands with satisfaction. But before he knew it, one of the kids took a ball and shot it right at his crotch, causing him to fall over in pain.

"You suck!" the kid called out going to rejoin his mother.

"YOU'RE GONNA DIE KID!" He shouted, trying to crawl his way over to the kid. But the kid made good use of his foot and kicked him in the same spot.

"Well! The nerve of some people!" The mother shouted, grabbing onto the kid's hand and dragging him away.

Meanwhile, Henry was still writhing in pain on the ground. Natalie knelt down next to him, still stifling laughter.

"You just got your ass kicked by a nine year old."

"Shut up…" he winced, as she helped him up. He was blushing bright red with embarrassment.

"What's up with you? She asked him, staring at his still angry face.

"You know, unlike that kid, I kind of use that…" His eyes traveled down to where the ball (and the kid's foot) had hit him, making sure she got his drift.

"Oh, relax…you're still alive…"

"Yeah, but-!"

Before he could complain any longer, she pressed her lips against his, almost ignoring the fact that there were parents and kids all staring at them. He kept pushing close to her until she was backed up against the wall, still kissing her passionately. He would've kept going…if a stupid kid hadn't thrown a ball at his head.

"OK, YOU FUCKING KID! THAT'S ENOUGH!"

He left Natalie there to go and chase the kid around the room. He just about got a hold of him until he heard the loud sound of someone clearing their throat. He looked up only to find his boss staring up at him.

"Um, Henry…we need to talk."

A/N: Aww….poor Henry…

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