NOTHING

Lucy

Natsu

Erza

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing."

"Really? Doesn't look like nothing."

"Well, what does nothing look like?"

"…."

"Exactly."

"...."

"Stop staring at me, it's weird."

"Then put pants on."

"I have pants on, unlike you, miss short skirt."

"Boxers don't count."

"Would you rather I have no boxers on at all?"

"NO!"

"Then let me do what I was doing in peace."

"Which was?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing is sitting down and watching TV or something. Not leaning over a shopping cart with no pants on while humming a weird song to yourself. In fact that's just weird."

"There's a reason for all my actions."

"Like?"

"Now you have a great view of my ass."

"Very amusing my sarcastic friend."

"I thought so."

"Seriously. What are you doing?"

"Eating cabbage."

"…."

"What?"

"You really do have a nice butt."

"…………….Hey! Come back here! You can't say something like that and walk away!"

"Watch ME!"

"Lucy wait! Stay there!"

"As if, if I ever told you to stay put, you would be off and running before I can say jerk twice."

"That's me. Not you."

"Touché, but I'm still not stopping!"

"Oh yes you are!"

"And who's going to stop me…GAHH!"

"MEEEE!"

"Get off of me!"

"But you like my ass, now you can feel it on your belly!"

"Natsu Dragoneer, you are so immature!"

"But that's the best part of me!"

"I beg to differ."

"What? I didn't catch that, you mumbled."

"Nothing."

"Right, and I'm an Ice Mag."

"Do you really want to know what I said?"

"YES!"

"You're an egotistical Hippo."

"There's no such thing. Hippo's are actually quite humble."

"No, I read about this one that was impossibly juvenile. He had a pretty fat head on his shoulders—"

"Are you calling me conceited?"

"—He was strong, but ate so much of the other Hippo's food rations that he got really fat."

"So let me get this straight. You're calling me a Fat Conceited Hippo."

"I never said that exactly."

"I'm not fat."

"I know. But you still need to get off me."

"Get off? But this hippo is too fat to move. I'm actually in a good mood for a nap."

"Natsu! Sit up! Sit up! Sit up! You're heavy."

"I'M NOT FATTTT!"

"I'll make you fat if you don't get off of her."

"ERZA!"

"Thank god, I was losing feeling in the lower half of my body."

"What. Do you think you were doing, Natsu?"

"Nothing."

"Define nothing."

"Something that is nonexistent."

"…."

"OWWW! That was my eye!"

"I can make you fatter. How about a fat lip?"

"No, no, no! I'm leaving!"

"Thanks Erza, I owe you."

"Hmm, I wonder when he'll get the guts up to ask you out."

"I hope soon, this weird flirting is grating on my nerves."

"Tell me about it."

That was my first only dialogue fanfiction. I enjoyed writing it, and I hope you guys enjoyed reading it.