Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. Never ever ever ever ever ever will I own Death Note. But I own this poem! :D IT's kinda like my Uryu Put Drugs In My Twinkie...but this time it's in poem form and it isn't Uryu who is doing the drugging.
Light Gets Drugged
Now Light Yagami getting drugged is what we expect.
Correct my friends, but you should always inspect.
Light was very calm this day.
But was hand-cuffed to L to his dismay.
Kira, Light Yagami, was to be treated better than this!
Kira, Light Yagami, was very pissed!
But L seemed to make no never mind,
But he had sensed that Light was a different kind.
So hand-cuffed together they were,
But both thought they'd win for sure.
On this day though,
Life began to make some dough.
L had brought in some sweet candy,
Light rolled his eyes at L who was very dandy.
L noticed this and asked, "Do you want some, Yagami-kun?"
Light shook his head, "Sugar spells doom."
L ate a sugar cube, "Afraid, Yagami-kun? It's only sugar."
Light shook his head. "I am not afraid, eating it is like eating my own booger."
L eyed him. "So you're saying it's disgusting?"
Light nodded. "Yes it is, now drop it, and no fussing."
L then had an idea, not a smart one, but a clever one!
He took a sugar cube, and thrusting it down Light's throat with his thumb.
Light screeched, as he had no choice but to swallow.
L jerked away his hand, 'Now let's see what will follow...'
Light glared at L.
"What the hell?"
L smirked. "Well I wanted to prove you wrong, Yagami-kun."
And this was now, Light Yagami's doom.
Light's brown/red eyes twitched in delight,
His stomach turned, giving his insides a bit of a fright.
He'd never felt this feeling before!
He looked at the sugar cubes. 'I must have more!'
One by one he at them all,
L stared, his smirk never did fall.
But we would've fallen from laughter.
But little did he guess what would come after.
Light rolled on the floor his manly (girly) like giggle filling the room.
Yes, Light Yagami. Here comes the doom.
He giggled and giggled like he would never stop.
L wonders if he should call the cops.
Light giggles and giggles and giggles some more.
Ryuk laughs. "You've never been a bore."
Light is left their giggling like a freak.
But now...he had to take a leak.
L tilts his head to the side.
Light Yagami just had to hide!
His pants were wet right at the middle!
He prayed this moment would only last for a little.
Light looked up, a camera phone L had!
Light was very, very mad!
L smirked with glee. "Say hello to Myspace, Yagami-kun!"
Light screamed in agony. Sugar is his doom.
Yuzuki's Notes: Review! :D