I don't own Victorious!
If I did I wouldn't still be sitting here.

HELLO FOLKS!
Don't you just love Ariana Grande? I think she's the most adorable little thing in young television. (:
And basically the only reason why I started watching VicTORIous (her and that Dan Schneider was the producer..).

Anyways.
The current situation of the story line doesn't really make me love a couple or something, besides one (which isn't in the story line at all).
And that's Cat and Beck. :
I mentioned it on my profile already, but I repeat it with joy: I think Jade and Beck are a really hot couple and I really enjoyed the episode "Jade dumps Beck", but the way a Jade/Beck relationship works and the way a Cat/Beck relationship would work is just soo different.
And this is basically the attracting thing about this pairing. (:

Okay.
So the plot of my little (multi-chaptered) story is:
There's this average girl, Cat, whose task it is in an acting class to be very sexy. But she can't, 'cuz that's simply not something Cats do (haha.) And well.. basically Beck and Cat end up doing that project together where he helps her being a little more confident. And they get closer and closer and... well I don't spill the end (;.

By the way, I'm no native speaker so I hope you can excuse possible mistakes.

This was probably the most awkward time in my entire life. And I'm talking about 15 years full of awkwardness here. So you are hopefully able to imagine how awkward this period was for me. I can't believe our acting class teacher is making me do this.

The task was, that we were teamed up with someone of the other gender and the guy was supposed to be all shy and prude while the girl should be very flirty, seducing and... sexy.

Yep. Sexy.
What the...?
I'm Cat Valentine, not Marilyn Monroe. And I'm far beyond sexy. Seriously.

I'm probably the most sensitive and random girl you can find in this high school. And I don't really think, that this is the universal definition of sexy.

Currently, there were Beck and Jade performing on stage.
Jade was pretty much the personification of sexy. I mean, she's tough, eloquent and direct, not afraid of anything. I suppose every guy is attracted to those kind of girls.
Especially when they're like Beck.

Beck was the school's hottie. Sure, he was veeery great looking and blah, but in my opinion he was quite superficial, too. I guess, he and Jade were made for each other.
Apparently, there is a Beck for every Jade out there.
But there was no Beck for me in this world. Not that I wanted one, of course. We wouldn't match at all!

What I'm trying to say is, I'm just nothing like Jade. And with nothing, I mean minus two thousand percent. If there was something like the opposite of identical twins, we'd be that.
I didn't envy her much, though. Well, maybe, I envied the fact that she could get any guy she wanted, she was super sexy and was able to pull off that scene.
But other than that, no. I didn't envy her. Psh.

Anyways, Beck and Jade, who successfully seduced her victim, just finished their play and walked off stage. I prepared to hear the next names of the two students the teacher would select. My preparation basically consisted of ducking into my chair.
Useless.

"Cat, you're up next! And... we'll choose.. hm.. Sinjin as your partner."
Oh, if that wasn't going too well!
Now, I didn't even have a reason to be sexy.

I sighed. Maaan. How could Mr. Sikowitz do that to me?

I cleared my throat and addressed Sinjin: "Um, hey, Cutie." More throat clearing. He was just standing there looking on the ground. "Erm.. do... do you like my new short skirt?"

Some students in the 'audience' were laughing, when Sikowitz interrupted me. "Cat. No, no, no. Your uneasiness is way too easy to notice. And nobody is seductive with such a squeaky voice, Ms. Valentine."
"What's that supposed to mean?" As if the reason for unsexiness was the pitch of my voice! They were enough women with a high voice, to whom many, many, MANY, men were attracted. Like... For example... I mean... there was Minnie Mouse! Mickey never expressed any problems with the way Minnie talked.

"I thought, it was kinda cute." I looked in the small crowd of students that watched my 'performance' and found out that Beck was the one who just remarked that. I was relieved.

"Well, thank you, that's sweet of-"
"Oh girl, he was making fun of you! How naive are you?" Now that was Jade, telling me, what she thought of me. Not only was she the personification of sexy, she was also the personification of mean. The Queen of mean...land.

I pouted and went back to my place, where I now tried to pass this lesson without more reasons to be ashamed of.
Maybe I was starting to become insane, but I felt like someone was watching me.
There again, it was supposedly pretty interesting to look at the freak who just embarrassed herself.

After the lesson, I decided to have lunch in the Asphalt Café.
There were not many students outside, because there was a talent show running while lunch and the following two periods. Tori, Trina and Andre took part in that show, too..

I was just unpacking my self made chicken sandwich when I noticed a brunette guy sitting down across the table.
"Hey." I said to Beck, but immediately punched me mentally. Wasn't I supposed to be mad at him for mocking?

He took a sip from his coke and smiled at me.
It was quiet for some moments. I don't like quiet. I always had this certain urge to fill a silence with babbling.

"Did you know the first form of sandwich is attributed to an ancient Jewish wise man?" I told him chewing. "Er, no. I did not. But.. I mean, good to know."
He chuckled.
Oh man. He thought I was pathetic and weird. Great.
Time to start a less random talk.

"How come you're not with everyone else at the talent show?" I wanted to know.
"I don't like watching untalented people who think they can do something special, when so many people can do the same. We're at a performing arts school, after all."
"Must be 'cause you already get enough of it by watching your girlfriend." As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I regretted it.

My eyes widened and I tried to apologize to Beck: "I'm so sorry. It was really unfair and not nice to say that."

But he laughed. "Feisty. I didn't know you could be that way."
"I'm not. Really."
I don't think he believed me. Especially because he winked at me, which was kinda odd.

"Welcome class, to another period of ACTING!" Mr. Sikowitz jumped around wildly. Apparently he had a new project to announce. I was excited. I liked new projects. And I had nearly recovered from my embarrassment yesterday. Nevertheless, I assumed that this exercise would have something to do with being flirty and stuff, which was obviously not my area of expertise...

"Hey, everybody look at me now! I'm gonna explain the next task to you. First, you all choose a partner." In my corners of the eye, I already saw Jade moving closer to Beck, but she was interrupted by Mr. Sikowitz. "And, I want you to choose someone with whom you didn't work yesterday, because most of you were coming along with that person pretty well."
When he said 'most of you' his eyes rested on me for an endless while.
Oh yeah. Rub salt into my the wound. I was so close to yell 'What's that supposed to mean?', when he continued.

"Anyhow. The basic story is, that I wanna see the development of a relationship in fast forward. You can decorate your play however you like and classify it in any genre. The only condition is: The woman is supposed to be the strong, offensive one, while the man is more cautious. Got it? The time to fulfill the task starts right now, you can go wherever you want. See you next lesson."
And with these words, he climbed outside the window.

Oh, how fantastic.
I bet, after my disastrous performance last day, nobody would want me to be his partner.

I was almost desperate enough to ask Robbie, when I felt someone grabbing my shoulder. Understandably, I shrieked. I'm just no fan of sudden movements.

"Uh, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. I was just wondering.. do you wanna be my partner for the task?"
Beck smiled at me, and I couldn't do anything but looking at him mouth-opened.

For real?

So, there we have the first chapter. I hope you enjoyed hit. Maybe you wanna review? (: