Title: Bloody Smiles

Summary: Why does Barry the Chopper always smile when he kills someone? Drabble

Character: Barry the Chopper

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A/N: I told myself I would never write a story under 1000 words. Well here you go. And this might be made longer, but it was made just as a short little drabble back when I had a fever. That's where the idea came from, my delusional sights. I typed most of this in homeroom yesterday, and I doubt I will ever read it again. This is the worst fanfiction I have ever made.

Disclaimer: I used to own Fullmetal Alchemist. Then I gave it to Roy as a wedding present. Then he left me for Riza. And I couldn't be mad because they're SO DANG PERFECT TOGETHER…

Barry the Chopper always smiles when he chops people up. No one knows why, because Barry has never told anyone.

Why does he smile?

It's only polite after all.

Some people are scared by the maniac grin, but Barry's mother always told him that he should smile when he was talking with someone, just because it was polite. And if he happened to talk while killing someone, or cutting them up, then, well, what was to be said?

Nothing at all. That's what.

He smiled when he swung his knife, when his head was kicked off. He smiled when he found a soul in armor, and when he slaughtered his wife. After all, Barry was always a mama's boy, and if his mom told him to be polite, then what else was Barry going to be?

Certainly, he wasn't going to be rude!

So Barry when on chopping people up, and when he was caught? Barry kept on smiling!

Even when they trapped Barry in a suit of armor, Barry kept smiling.

And so, Barry the Chopper was happy. He could keep on chopping people into small pieces, and he just kept smiling.

So, if you ever wonder why Barry the chopper is smiling as he kills someone, it's just because his mom told him it was polite.

Know you know the story of Barry the Chopper.

He just keeps smiling.

It's only polite after all!