Disclaimer: I do not own the wonderful creation that is Naruto, if I did there would be a lot more yaoi! Nor do I own The breakfast club!
Warnings: This story will be yaoi and is rated M for language and later chapters
Pairings: Neji/Gaara Haku/Zabuza Iruka/Kakashi
Author's Notes: These are some of my favortie yaoi pairings and couplings! Enjoy my twisted fantasies inspired by my favorite movie! ^^
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Zabuza pov.
Zabuza was bored, very bored. he looked at Haku, once again admiring her ass when she lent down to her bag to pick up something. His intrest in her was even greater now, the look in her eyes when she yelled at him, her big brown eyes filled with emotion, he had to have her! And he was going to! He simply had to! But now he had to do something before he died of boredoem.
He got up and seated himself on the librarians desk standing next to Haku and Neji's table, smirking down at Haku, who after a while met his gaze, so did Neji.
"What do you want now Momochi?" Inquired Neji with a bitter tone.
"I'm just trying to figure something out about the little damsel next to you" He didn't break Haku's eye contakt as he said this.
"Why don't you figure out a better plan for your future, getting some goals that wont lead you to the gutters, because I can promise you thats where you're heading right now."
"Oh, but I already have a goal!" He gave a false look of dreaming. " I want to be just like you!" He smirked and met Neji's cold glare.
"You don't know anything about me!" Neji gritted out through clenched teeth.
"Oh but I do, I have a great admoration to a guy who's hobby is to beat other guys up." Zabuza smirked malichiously, knowing that would strike a chord.
"Martial art is not about hurting, it's about self defence!" Neji was now standing and looking at Zabuza defiantly, refusing to take offence.
"That's not what I've heard." Zabuza retorted with a smug look that developed into a gloating grin when he saw the Hyuuga flush a slight shade of pink. Meanwhile the rest of the group was staring wide eyed at the two, unsure what to do. Neji willed down his flush and took a deep breath, colllecting himself. He looked back at Zabuza, who's grin was slowly melting of at the lack of an answer from Neji. When Neji did answer it was with a cold voice, totally lacking the angry outburst Zabuza was trying to rise out of him.
"You know Momochi, I don't care what you think, you don't even count. You could disappeared forever, and it wouldn't even make a difference to anyone. You might as well not even exist at this school. Thats how completly worthles your entire pathetic excuse of an existance is."
The tension in the room could be felt by everyone, but it soon disappeared. They all looked at the door when they heard Umino sensei shuffle about in his office. Zabuza quickly jumped of the desk and seated himself next to Haku at his table, looking like he hadn't done anything out of the ordinary. They all watched as Umino walked out into the hallway, turned a left and disapeared. Zabuza playfully let out an exhale of relief.
"Wow, that was close." He quickly got up and started aproaching the door.
"Hey, what are you doing!" Neji inquired, irritation clear in his voice.
"Young man, shouldn't you be writning your paper?" Zabuza replied in a stern voice. He looked out in the hallway. The dragon must have gone to the bathroom or something. Perfect! With a smirk he pulled out his pocket knife and unscrewed the screw that held the locking mechanism in the door stopper. He had barely pocketed the screw before the door closed with a soft slam. He started walking back to his desk with a triumphant smirk on his face.
"What the fuck is the matter with you Momochi? Fix the door right now!"
"What do I know about doors?" He calmly seated himself and rested his feet on the desk. This will be fun. I wonder if they'll rat me out.
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Normal pov.
Iruka was walking back to his office when he got the feeling that something was wrong. He turned towards the library, the door was closed.
"Momochi..." He tore open the door, startling all the students. He tried to lock the door stopper back into place, but noticed a screw missing. God damn it Momochi, playing with screws again! He calmly turned towards the kids and walked over to Zabuza.
"Give me the screw" He said with an icy coldness in his voice.
"I don't know what you're atlking about sir."
"I am sick and tired of your games Momochi! Give me the SCREW!" He was flushing with anger.
"I don't have it! Maybe the screw just fell out?"
Iruka looked about ready to grow fangs and bite Zabuzas head of, but was interupted by a small hesitant voice.
"Excuse me sir? But why would anyone want to steal a screw?"
Iruka looked in astonished desbelief at Haku that highly resembled a deer caught in headlights.
"Are you telling me..." He walked closer to Haku. "That Zabuza Momochi did not steal that screw? Well?"
"Well, sir it could have just fallen out" Came the answer from Neji. At this Haku nodded his head.
Iruka seemed to be collecting himself for a while. He then looked around the room with disbelief.
"If Momochi didn't take that damn screw, then what the fuck happened to it? Hm?" He looked at Lee. "Could you answer me that?"
"M-must have fallen out sir" Came the unsure answer froma flusterd Lee.
Irukas flush deepend and he pointed to Gaara.
"You! Dark child! Where's the screw!"
Everyone looked to Gaara for his response. Gaara looked around at everyone, then he pulled down his hood, pulled up his scarf, and with a squeek his forhead made contact to his desk.
"he doesn't talk to people sir." Zabuza said, turning back in his chair.
Iruka stood there for a couple of moments, gaping like a fish, before he with a huff stormed of to the door. He took hold of a chair on his way, opened the door and tried to rest it on the chair to keep it open.
"The door is way to heavy sir!" Zabuza argued.
The door easily pushed away the chair and slammed shut, Iruka cursing behind the closed door. He opened the door and took hold of a small movable shelf with pamflets in it.
"Hyuuga, come here and give me a hand with this!"
Neji did, and they had soon placed the shelf in the doorway, keeping the door open.
"Is that really wise sensei? What if there's a fire? The schoolboard wouldn't be so happy about knowing you would endanger student lives by blocking the exit, now would they? Zabuza said with a smug look on his face, grinning when the teacher flushed at his point.
"What's the matter with you Hyuuga! Move that thing at once! I would have expected better of you! Get back to your seat!"
Neji got back to his seat with a scowl on his usually stoic face. Muttering quietly about Irukas blame. Iruka chose to ignore it.
"Now, since the door is broken, it will have to stay closed, but you all better behave at your best or I swear to kami I will make you regret it!"
Once the teacher had left, Haku and Neji could hear a soft thanks coming from behind them, but neither of them gave a response, or even showed they had heard.
Time went by slowly, and one by one the teenagers eyelids started to get very heavy. Soon, all of their heads was resting on their arms or desks.
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Iruka looked at the clock, 10:17, better check on the kids. As he enter the room he came to a stop, they were all asleep. Darn those kid, is this what they call writing an esse?
"Hey! Wake up!" Neither of the kids moved. He sighed deeply.
"Who has to go to the bathroom?" He was not surprised when five hands raised into the air.
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Zabuza pov.
Zabuza was bored out of his mind! The clock was now 11:52, it would soon be lunch time, not that it matterd, it's not like he had any lunch with him. He frowned when his stomach rumbled. He looked up when Umino walked in.
"Okay, almost time for lunch, so you can put down your pens and unpack your things."
"Excuse me sir? Are we eating in here! I find that the cafeteria would be alot more suitable." Was the response from Neji.
"Do you now? Well I think you are perfectly fine right here where I know where I've got you."
"Excuse me sir?" Zabuza imitated Neji perfectly. "Will there be any milk available for lunch?" He pulled out his best fake smile ever.
"We are quite thirsty." Haku quietly added.
Iruka looked to be thinking over the request for a moment.
"There is a sodamachine in the teachers lounge, you can get drinks there."
"I'll get them!" Zabuza offerd and got up from his chair.
"Oh no! I am not having you running around the halls Momochi! Hyuuga, you go!" He looked over the other students. "And take Sabaku with you!"
Everyone looked to Gaara, who had removed his hood and was now staring at Iruka like he was a carrot with a bikini.
"You heard me! Get going!" Iruka said with a stern look.
Gaara got up with a huff and quickly scrambled out into the hallway with a confused but pleased Neji following him.
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Neji pov.
Neji was slowly walking down the hall, with the faint sound of the red heads foot steps close behind him. He smirked. As pleasant as it was to just walk in silence, Neji was practicly crawling out of his scin to talk to his unsuspected company.
"So wich poison do you prefer?" He looked to Gaara who raised an hairless brow at his silly coment. "What do you usually drink?" He tried. After a while he got a response he didn't expect.
"Vodka."
Neji gave him a doubtful look.
"When do you drink vodka?"
"When ever..." Gaara replied casually.
"Is that why you're here today?" Neji asked catiously, he didn't get a response.
They ended up getting coke for all of them. On the way back, Gaara walked ahead of him and sat back down at his seat. Neji sat down at his own seat and picked up his lunch bag, pausing when he saw what Haku was placing up for himself. A box of sushi.
"What the hell is that!" he heard Zabuza ask.
"Sushi?"
"Yeah. Raw fish, rice and sea weed." Haku smiled sweetly at the discusted face Zabuza made.
Neji shook his head and pulled up his bag on the table, starting to unpack his own lunch. Let's see what they've packed for me today. Three ham sandwiches, a bag of crisps, two energybars, a bottle of nutrition drink, an apple and a banana, what...this can't be! They must be kidding me! How many times must I tell them that I don't like apples? He sighed and glanced over at Zabuza and Haku who stared wide eyed at his lunch.
"What?" He inquired, but they both turned away without giving him an answer.
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Zabuza pov
Zabuza shook his head at Neji's mountain of food, how can one person eat that much? He got up from his seat and walked over to Lee's table, sitting down next to him. He grabbed Lee's lunch bag and pulled it over too himself. He knit his hands together and looked at Lee.
"So, what are we having today?"
"Just basic lunch I suppose." Lee said catiously.
"Well lets see then." He picked up out a thermos and placed it between himself and the nervous Lee.
"Milk?"
"Soup."
Zabuza continued rummanging through the bag until some sandwitches, and cut's of fruit and vegetables had joined the thermos on the table.
"Well, this is a very nutritious lunch you've got here. Did you'r mom marry Mr Perfect?"
"No, Mr Maito." Snickering was heard from the other table
Zabuza was about to get of Lee's case when a crunching noise made him halt his movements. They all turned around and stared at Gaara who was preparing his lunch, all their mouths opened in amazement at what they saw.
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Author note:
Yes I know, they're all asian, and are well aware what sushi is, but the movie is set in the US 1985, and sushi wasn't very common then. Don't hate me for that!
Besides that, I hope the story is enjoyed so far! ^^