Well, it's finally happened. This is my first Death Note fanfic, and I must say I'm surprised it's a poem. (Although I knew it would happen eventually, so I don't' really feel bad about it.) I actually wrote one of these for a different fandom, and I had so much fun with it that I just had to do another. ^_^

Thank you very much to my wonderful beta for her critique, and also to the authors who inspired this lovely little thing. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note

A is for A

What else can I say?

Died before the manga

Blew everyone away

B is Beyond Birthday

Who named him, not a clue

The second choice to succeed L

I think he blew it, don't you?

For C we have no character

It's very sad to say

Perhaps they were killed by Kira

If he could find a way

D is Demegawa

(His real name's Hitoshi)

Seems he's the only character

Who's got a name that starts with "D"

E is E. Takahashi

(Listen as the fans scream, "Who?")

I found him in the character list

So… what's he supposed to do?

The letter F is missing

It seems he's run away

Another scared of Kira

I think it's safe to say

G is for Gevanni

Stephan's his first name

Mr. Mikami's stalker

Yes, he's one and the same

H is Ms. Halle Lidner

To catch Kira is her goal

Working side by side

With two people thought of as foes

I is for Ide Higuchi

The guy that came and left

His loyalties are scrambled

But always seem the best

Wait, what are you saying?

Whatever do you mean?

It seems the letter J

Has now become obscene

K here stands for Kira!

Also known as Light

That guy who thinks he's God

Though really is just bright

L of course is L

The sugar eating sleuth

Kind of crazy, very smart

Even in his youth

M has the most possibilities

But we'll say it stands for Mello

Chocolate guns and leather

Are what describe this fellow

N belongs to Near

Whose name is really Nate

The enemy of Mello

And a favorite kid of Fate

O is for Ooi

(Really, that's his name!)

A leader in the VPE

Who's really kind of lame

For P we will say Penber

Whose real first name is Raye

One of the first few killed by Kira

When he was on a train

Q is Quillish Wammy

Whose orphanage holds fame

For helping genius children

Refine their little brains

R's a shinigami

Ryuk is his name

An apple loving Death God

Who follows Kira to this day

S is for Soichiro

Light Yagami's dad

An excellent police officer

And a really awesome man

T is Teru Mikami

That guy who did stalk Light

He really is a creeper

And might be gay (Just might!)

U is for Ukita

No one really remembers him

Did he die by Kira's hands

For some unforgivable sin?

V's another mystery

Although I'm sure we could say

That it could stand for victory

Given to Near that fateful day

W is for Wedy

A woman hired by L

To break into houses

And plant bugs

Until the day she fell

X, you've got to be kidding!

What did you expect?

A character for the letter

That feels so much reject?

Y is for Yagami

A word for "God of Dark"

Though the backwards spelling, "Imagay"

Really hits the mark

Z is our final letter

And I'm very sad to say

It's all alone, there's no one left

To play our little game

But if you find a solution

To the ones that have no name

Give me an answer, I'm dying to know

And give it its due fame

There you have it, folks. Eggy's first Death Note fanfic. And I mean what I said in the last paragraph; if I missed a letter that could have been filled, or if I got something wrong, please let me know.

Reviews are made of love!

-Eggy