I am quite bored...

I don't own TMNT.

"Alright time to plan," the boss said, pacing back and forth across his office, "Ideas?" he asked his new recruits.

"Let's have him beaten," a young brunette suggested.

The boss shook his head, "It's already been done. Episode, The Shredder Strikes Back part 1."

"How about a stabbing?" a young man asked.

"Exodus."

"How about falling rubble?"

"Return to New York, part 1."

"Poisoning?"

"The Big Brawl parts 2 and 3."

"How about a stabbing in the back?"

"Same As It Never Was."

"Falling off a bridge?"

"The Ultimate ninja."

"Attack by other worldly assassins?"

"The Big Brawl, part two."

"Cornered by other dimensional beings?"

"Grudge Match."

"A bomb?"

"City at War, part one."

"A fight with Raphael?"

"CGI movie."

"At the mercy of the Shredder?"

"First live action movie."

"Oh, I got it!" shouted a young teen, "He gets eaten by a dinosaur!"

"Mayhem From Mutant Island, Chapter 8."

"Nearly torn apart by a mutant human like dog."

"Movie: Turtles Forever."

"Fading away while in a coma?"

"Tales of Leo."

"A sword fight with the Shredder?"

"Return to New York, part three."

"Oh, a gun shot wound!"

"We're not aloud to do that," the boss explained.

"Being captured by the enemy?"

"Once again, CGI movie."

"Being eaten by a snake?"

"The Real World, part one."

"Um, how about a weird self sacrifice scene involving them all?"

"Exodus."

"A giant robot attack!"

"Prodigal Son."

"Ghost attack!"

"The Ancient One."

"How about an unusual spinning, technological thing?"

"Movie, Turtles Forever."

"How about drowning?"

"He's a turtle numbskull!"

"Various electric shocks?"

"The Entity Below."

"Oh come on! There has to be something we haven't tried!" an older white haired man across the room yelled.

"Getting thrown off a building?"

"The Shredder Strikes back, part 1."

"Being thrown into a metal support beam?"

"The Shredder Strikes back, part two."

"Falling off a building and onto a car."

"It's been done!" everyone shouted at once.

They all groaned.

"How about a choking?" a shy girl asked from the silence.

"Has that happened?" a man with black oily hair asked the group around him.

"I don't think so," a young brunette said.

"Ok then," the boss said, "Tomorrow we work on the scene. Who's doing the choking?"

"Make it one of his brothers."

"Ok, sounds like a plan. Meeting over."

With that they all got to their feet and left the room.

"Uh, poor Leo," I say and reach over to pat his shell, "You never get a break."

"I'm still angry at you," he sneers.

"What? I didn't kill anyone!"

"You made my little brother cry in your last few one-shots."

"I have my right for vengeance! He was chasing me across clouds in that last dream Leonardo! Pink, fluffy clouds! I told him there was a second chapter to, 'Famous Last Words' but he didn't believe me."

Leo narrows his eyes and that's my cue…

TO RUN!

"AHHHH!"

"Get back here you crazy minded teenage fan fiction writer!"

~Moonsetta