Carl the Llama: Adventure the Fourth

"Hello Lemondrop."

"Why hello, Carl."

"I was just on my way to the kitchen-"

"Carl, we don't eat hands in this house!"

"I was going to say peanut butter sandwich…"

"Wait, what?"

"I have changed my ways."

"Carl, what is going on?"

"Nothing Lemondrop. Do you get the impression that something is wrong?"

"Why are people screaming, Carl…WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"I, I did nothing."

"Carlllllllllllll."

"What?"

"Tell me what you did."

"Fine…I ate the president's hands…"

"CARL!"

"I know, I know."

"What else did you do?"

"I stabbed his dog and threw a bomb at his children."

"Oh my gosh, Carl! Why do you do these things?"

"I do not know…"

"Carl what was that?"

"What?"

"Something moved in your stomach!"

"It seems I have swallowed an entire person!"

"Carl, who did you swallow?"

"That would be the president's wife…"

"Caaaarrrrlllll!"

…To Be Continued…