I've seen quite a number of children

They always come round for a visit

When they fall in, they believe their future is grim,

But that's not always the case, now is it?

I've seen quite a number of children

I'd say most of them I saved

There's a couple of slips, a few minor blips

Other than that, I'm behaved

I've seen quite a number of children

When they fall out of their boat, and they can't seem to float

I reach up arm, with undoubtable charm

And set them back up to gloat

I've seen quite a number of children

"I fell in!" they all cry

They credit me, for fixing a catastrophe

And realize

I'm a pretty nice guy

Author's Notes: Hi! This is just a short little poem I wrote then posted on livejournal. People seemed to like it, so I thought I'd post it here. :) I'll post something a bit lengthier soon, I promise! -Iz