Bob the Builder stared at the large hole in the side of his house. He had backed his bulldozer into it just a few minutes ago.
"Nice going, jackass!" Bob yelled as he took a sip of his beer. "Look at what you did to my house!"
"It's not my fault! You're the one who was driving!" The red bulldozer shot back.
"Whatever." Bob finished off the can in a few gulps and tossed it back over his shoulder. "Anyway…" He said, suddenly turning into super happy mode, "Can we fix it?!"
All the construction vehicles quickly gathered around and were about to say "Yes we can!" when…
Iron Man flew down out of the sky, landing right on Bob's house. Everyone gasped and stared at the destruction. Iron Man stood up in the rubble and said "I am Iron Man, and no you can't."
"MY HOUSE!" Bob screamed like a girl. He started crying, but after a few seconds he looked at the bright side. "Well… at least we still have each other!" He said, turning to his vehicles.
Iron Man blasted his repulsor rays at Bob's friends and they exploded into a million pieces.
Bob stared in disbelief for a few seconds before fainting.
"Again, I am Iron Man, and cars can't talk."