I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT

Bella POV

Chapter 1

Based on How To Loose A Guy In Ten Days.

"A large coffee please, black." I said as I ordered my daily large cup of coffee. Without it I would be useless.

"Actually make it three." I said and he nodded his head. I thought to myself might as well pick one up for Rosalie and Alice. When my order was done I placed the coffees in a small cup holder and crossed the street to my job.

My name is Isabella Swan, but I prefer Bella. I work in Women's beauty magazine and I'm the tip giving girl. I basically write about things from first dates, what lipstick color matches your skin tone, and even what to do to please your men. I loved my job. It was good pay, great schedule but the only thing I couldn't stand was my boss. Her name is Tanya Denali and she's a major syko. She expects all of us to work speed lightning and for it to come out perfect. I might be good at my job but it still takes time. Perfection needs time and she just doesn't understand that.

I checked my clocked and noticed I was running late.

"Shit." I said and ran into the elevator. When it was finally on my floor and practically flew out of the elevator and into the meeting office. When I got in everyone turned around to look at me.

"I um, sorry I'm late." I said taking my seat between Alice and Rosalie. They gave me a smile and I passed them their coffee's.

"Thanks." They whispered.

"Alright I guess we could continue now that miss Swan decided to join us." Tanya said. She turned around and I rolled my eyes.

"Alright so Rosalie what do you have for us today?" Tanya asked her.

"Um well I was thinking about a column about how to find your perfect fit jeans. Some women have problems finding there perfect jeans. So I though this would be good." Rosalie explained.

"Alright, I like it. Do it." Tanya said and Rosalie nodded her head.

"Jessica? Anything new for us?" Tanya asked her.

"Yes I was thinking of writing about how to make your perfect diet for your own body. I'll basically write about how to personalized a diet for your body because no ones body is the same." She said.

"That's great Jessica." Tanya said then looked at me.

"Bella, anything?" She asked.

"Um well I was actually thinking about writing tips about how to know if a guy is interested in you." I said and she shook her head.

"No, you did that two months ago we need something different." She explained.

"Um well, that's all I have right now. I'll think of something else as soon a possible." I said

"No, you'll think of something by the end of the day. This new issues is on a schedule and we cant be waiting for just you Bella." She said.

"Alright, fine ill have something for you by the end of the day." I said and she turned around to someone else.

What the hell was I going to write about?

Finally the meeting was over and we were allowed to go to our desks.

"Guys help me out here, I honestly don't know what to write about anymore. I think I have written about everything possible for this magazine." I said to Rosalie and Alice as we sat at our desk.

"I don't know Bella, how about…how to know if he loves you." Rosalie suggested and I shook my head.

"Nope, did that last month." I said.

"What about how to act on a first date?" Alice said.

"Ugh no. I did that for June's issue." I said.

"How about we talk about something else. Rosalie how did your date go last night?" Alice asked her.

"It sucked. Well for him I guess at least. I don't know what is it but I can never seem told hold on to a guy. He was cute, sexy, funny and just perfect. He never asked for my number." She said with a frown.

"Aw I'm sorry Rose." Alice said.

"Yea it sucks. I mean am I ugly? Fat? What do I do wrong?" She asked.

"Rosalie your not ugly and your defiantly not fat. I think your problem is that your sometimes too, well how can I say this you--" I said but got cut off my Alice.

"You come on too strong. As soon as you meet a guy you start talking to him about the future and how their wedding should be I mean come on Rosalie do you really think guys like talking about weddings with women they just met?" Alice said.

"Oh my god that was one time! And I thought he was the one." Rosalie said and I rolled my eyes.

"Rosie, you went on two dates with the guy." I said and she glared at me.

"You know what Bella its not my fault that guys don't fall all over me like they do with you. I mean you could have any guy in the world." She said and I rolled my eye again.

"That is no true, if I did the crap you did I would be in the same situation your in." I said.

"Honestly Rosalie, what I think you should do is think about the things you shouldn't do with a guy. What not to do with a guy." Alice said.

Then it hit me.

"Alice what did you just say?" I asked her.

"I told Rosalie that she should think about the things she shouldn't do with a guy." She explained and I smiled at her.

"What?" Rosalie asked.

"What not to do with a guy. How not to act with a guy….how to loose a guy." I said to myself.

"That's it!" I said.

"What are you talking about?" Alice asked.

"That's what I'm going to write about! How to loose a guy!" I said.

"I'll be right back." I said and got up. I ran to Tanya's office and knocked on her door.

"Come in." She said and I did.

"Hi Tanya I think I have the perfect idea to write about." I said.

"Continue." She said looking down at some files.

"I'll write about how to loose a guy! I'll give girls tips on what not to do when they meet a guy." I explained. She stopped what she did and looked up at me.

"Hmm, how to loose a guy? Sounds good. Want to know what sounds even better?" She said.

"What?" I asked.

"How to loose a guy in ten days" She said and I stared at her.

"W-What? Ten days? Why ten days?" I asked.

"Because I told you before. We are on a schedule and we need you to write something quick. So what your going to do is find a guy and do everything a girl shouldn't do when dating. Ten days Bella." She said and looked down to her files again.

"But Tanya I-" I said but she cut me off.

"Ten days." She said. I took a deep breath and turned around.

"Ten days it is. This shouldn't be so hard." I said and left her office.

I went back to my desk and sat down.

"Well…what did she say?" Rosalie asked.

"My new article is called how to loose a guy in ten days." I said.

"Why ten?" Alice asked.

"Because Tanya's a bitch." I said and they laughed.

"So how are you starting this?" Rosalie asked.

"Well all I have to do is find a sap, end up dating him and then make him break up with me. Ill do all the things women do that make men go crazy and break up with them." I explained.

"Are you sure about this Bella?" Alice asked.

"Yes I'm sure. How hard can this be right? Now all I have to do is find the poor victim." I said and we all laughed.

This was going to be a piece of cake.

Edward POV

I hopped out of my bed getting ready for another day at work. I dragged myself to the shower and took a cold shower to wake me up. When I was done I brushed my teeth and tried my best to tame my hair.

Yea that didn't work out.

I eventually gave up on it and went to my closet. I quickly got dressed. When I was done getting dressed I went into my kitchen and decided on some lucky charms. I might me a 23 years old man but I still love my lucky charms. As I poured the milk into the bowl my cell phone started ringing. I looked down and noticed it was Emmett. I flipped the phone open and spoke.

"Yo." I said stuffing a spoon full of lucky charms into my mouth.

Mmm there magically delicious!

"Edward dude where the hell are you?" He asked.

"I'm in my apartment eating lucky charms and enjoying every bite how about you?" I asked.

"Did you forget we have a meeting today?" He said.

"Fuck I totally forgot!" I said.

"You better get here quick before Caius kicks your ass." He said.

"Alight see you in ten." I said and hung up. I dumped my poor lucky charms into the sink and ran out of my house. When I got outside I went to my car and drove off.

How could I be so stupid and forget about today's meeting?!

I drove like a maniac through the New York City streets and when I got to my job I parked in the garage and ignored the elevator knowing it would take three hours to take me up and took the stairs.

"Hey guys!" I said running pass some of my co-workers.

"Your late." Jasper said with a chuckle.

"No shit." I said and finally opened the door where the meeting was taking place.

"Where the hell have you been Cullen!" My boss Caius Morgan asked.

"I'm so sorry Mr. Morgan I-" I said cut he cut me off.

"No excuses, sit." He said and I nodded my head. I took a seat next to Emmett who was looking at me with amusement.

"Dude, why are you late?" He whispered.

"I fucking forgot about today's meeting." I explained.

Thirty minuets passed and I was falling asleep. This job was a drag. Its boring and I wasn't doing what I wanted. I didn't want to work at a fucking in financial. I had no idea why I choose to do this. My father told me I had a chance to be a lawyer or even a doctor like him but nooooo I choose the fag job.

"What do you think about that Edward?" Caius asked me.

Dam I wasn't listening to what he was saying.

"What?" I asked.

"What do you think about what Mike just said.

"Oh um…..Yes?" I said almost as a questions and the other people in the meeting starting to chuckle lightly.

"Edward were you even listening to me?" My boss asked.

"Of course I was." I lied.

"So then why did you say yes when I asked you which bank you thought was more trustworthy?" He asked and everyone started to laughed.

"Um….Bank Of America?" I said.

"That wasn't one of the categories." He said.

"Dude just keep your mouth shut, your making it worse for yourself." Emmett whispered to me.

"I'm sorry sir. I'm just not feeling so well." I confessed.

"Well then start feeling better." He said and continued with the meeting.

When the meeting was over. I walked to my desk and sat down. Jasper looked at me with amused eyes.

"What?" I asked.

"So I'm guessing your late because miss Lauren staid at your apartment last night?" He asked and I laughed.

"Oh yes she did." I said as Emmett then sat down at his table.

"I thought you were done with her." He said and I shrugged my shoulders.

"I am, I just needed her one last night If you know what I mean." I said and He gave me a high-five.

"Nice." He said and we all laughed.

"You my man are one lucky dude." Jasper said.

"How so?" I said turning on my computer.

"Well you get every girl you want just by snapping your fingers and giving them that gay crooked smile." He said and I smirked at him.

"That is a fact." I said and Emmett rolled his eyes.

"Oh please he's not that good." He said.

"Don't hate because every girl you try to talk to ignores you." I said.

"Well that's because they cant take all of this." He said flexing his arms.

"Calm down Hercules, your problem is that you act too manly in front of them. Women like sensitive men, like Edward and I." Jasper explained.

"Yes and that's why I get all the girls. I throw them a bit of my smile, tell them there beautiful and I'll have them wrapped around my finger." I said.

"You think your such hot shit Edward." Emmett said.

"I don't think, I know." I said.

"Cocky ass." He muttered.

"Not cocky my friend, just confident." I said giving him a wink.

"Well if your so confident how about we make a little friendly bet." Emmett said and I turned around to look at him.

"A bet you say? I'm listening." I said and he smirked.

"Alright well here it goes. Make a girl fall in love with you and Jasper and I will let you keep the motorcycle We won at the charity basketball game." He said and Jasper glared at him.

"Dude what the fuck!" He said.

"Jasper calm down, he wont win this. He thinks he's a god for women, and maybe he is when it comes to sleeping with them but can he actually make one head over heels over the clouds in love with him?" Emmett said.

I stared at him with a smirk.

"You really think I cant do this?" I asked with a smirk.

"I'm pretty sure you cant do this." He said. I thought about it for a while until I took my hand out and shook his hand.

"You got a bet." I said.

"Alright buddy. Ten days. that's all you have to make one lucky girl fall in love with you." He said and I smiled.

"Ten? That much? Your making this way too easy for me Emmett." I said and turned around back to my computer.

This was going to be a piece of cake.

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