Hello, readers! This is nikster609, and this is Demigod IMing, my first story. Thank you to all of those 11 people who reviewed good. To the others, you're not worth my time. Anyways, enjoy the story! And I will be writing more chapters, and they will be in story format. I'm not doing it because the reviewers say it's in wrong format. I had it planned all along. Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Percy Jackson. I have no relation to Rick Riordan.
CLAIMER: I own this story and the screen names of the characters, but not the characters themselves.
InvincibleSavior has signed on
OlympianArchitect has signed on
InvincibleSavior: Who are you?
OlympianArchitect: Who else is an Olympian Architect?
InvincibleSavior: You sound like Clarisse. Don't you EVER try dumping me in the river again. Or fear my WRATH!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
OlymianArchitect: *facepalm* Percy, you are an idiot. It's me, Annabeth.
InvincibleSavior: Ohhh…. Annabeth….. um, please forget I ever said any of those things up there O_o .
OlympianArchitect: Don't worry, I don't want to know…
Pan'sSatyr has signed on
Pan'sSatyr: Hey guys!
InvincibleSavior: Ok, if you're the satyr who stole Riptide awhile ago, I'm gonna-
We are very sorry, but InvincibleSavior has been forced to sign out because of foul language. We are not able to show you his last few words.
Pan'sSatyr: Percy's still as stupid as ever?
OlympianArchitect: More than you think, Grover…
InvincibleSavior has forcefully signed on
InvincibleSavior: Yes! I, Percy Jackson, Savior of the World, has hacked this IMing server and signed back on! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Pan'sSatyr: Yup, more idiotic than I ever knew…
InvincibleSavior: Oh, Grover. GROVER! Why didn't you SAY SO!? And Idiotic? I am SOOO NOT idiotic.
Pan'sSatyr: And I'm not a satyr…
InvincibleSavior: GROVER LIED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????
OlympianArchitect: *facepalm* yup, Percy's still as stupid as ever
Pan'sSatyr:*facepalm*
InvincibleSavior: I am not STUPID!!!! And why are you facepalming? Whatever *facepalm* ( I honestly don't know why we are facepalming)
OlympianArchitect: *facepalm*
Pan'sSatyr: *facepalm*
InvincibleSavior: Oh! I get it! This is a facepalming contest! *facepalm**facepalm**facepalm* HA! Beat that!
OlympianArchitect: *facepalm*
Pan'sSatyr: *facepalm*
InvincibleSavior: *facepalm**facepalm**facepalm* Can we stop? My face is starting to hurt from facepalming. I win.
Hell'sHeir has signed on
Hell'sHeir: Hey guys! What's up?
InvincibleSavior: Hey Nico. You misspelled, it's supposed to be Hell'sHair not Hell'sHeir. Weird screen name though.
Hell'sHeir: You don't know what heir means don't you?
InvincibleSavior: Not a clue.
Hell'sHeir: Use a dictionary.
InvincibleSavior: Ok. It means that you are something like the prince of hell, and if your father fades, you will take over the throne. Oh.
Pan'sSatyr: So Nico, have you asked you know who to go with you to the fireworks?
Hell'sHeir: Nope. And anyways, she's still with the huntresses, so I can't ask her. It would be a miracle though if she said yes… I mean, who would even want to go out with me?
InvincibleSavior: Don't worry dude, come by my cabin for help. I mean I got a lot of girls, and Annabeth is going out with me on "Pity Dates", so I'm pretty much single. And why'd you turn emo all of a sudden?
OlympianArchitect: WHAT WAS THAT, JACKSON!?
Pan'sSatyr: Woah, calm down Annabeth.
Hell'sHeir: Yeah Annabeth, calm down. Percy, shut up.
InvincibleSavior: Nothing. I said nothing at all.
OlympianArchitect: SO WHAT'S WITH "PITY DATES"!!!???
InvincibleSavior: Nothing. My file was hacked… I am innocent.
OlympianArchitect: Admit it.
InvincibleSavior: NEVER!
OlympianArchitect is away
InvincibleSavior: Crap. Oh no. CRAPCRAPCRAP Before I die, I better expose Annabeth. Annabeth is a ;laskdjfowejfajgoivgoiashfiosrahghsahgdlhgljflkjsl;ksdjlk;fj
InvincibleSavior is away
Pan'sSatyr: Oh My Gods. Good luck Perce.
Hell'sHeir: I wonder just what they are doing, *evil grin*
Pan'sSatyr: Huh? Oh you sick, sick boy…
Hell'sHeir: It's your fault for thinking that way…
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Hell'sHeir: Crap. Satyrs are fast right? So lkasjflsajdfjoweiragjnoagoinahruiohtvbuioarhipuhgriug
Pan'sSatyr is online
Pan'sSatyr: Good luck living now, Nico. *evil grin* the other naiads will be there soon *evil grin*
Hell'sHeir: Crap. There are OTHERS!?
Hell'sHeir: I now summon the undead to cause injuries to Grover the satyr. Father help me.
KingoftheUndead has signed on
KingoftheUndead: Do not worry son. I shall injure the one you call "Grover".
KingoftheUndead has signed off
Pan'sSatyr: Oh no. ACK! They're on their way already!? Nature Spirits! Wood Naiads! Water Naiads! Pan! Help ME!!!!!!!!
Hell'sHeir: Oh Crap! I'm about to la;sdkgoeiuglsadnv;lasdkhglohaslduto;hagl;ahs
Pan'sSatyr: Call off the attack Nico!!!!!
Hell'sHeir: Promise to call of the Naiads and such? Oh oipewhgoahgoiahuoipgtrhglahgk;ljah;hs
Pan'sSatyr: I swear on the River Styx! Just call off your Father!!!! Holy Pan! Nvopahtgnopaiyfgop
Hell'sHeir: Dad, it's ok now! Call off the attack!!!!! Don't let me stay in the Underworld FOREVER!!!!!
Pan'sSatyr: Oh thank Gods. Spirits, Naiads, stop the attack.
InvincibleSavior is online
OlympianArchitect is online
InvincibleSavior: You guys couldn't help fighting, could you?
OlympianArchitect: Couldn't stop fighting for just 5 seconds?
Hell'sHeir: It wasn't JUST 5 seconds! What were you guys doing!? Were you guys like, um, let me guess, you guys were fighting, then Percy won, started kissing Annabeth, and were playing like, saliva exchange and lip-gluing, right?
InvincibleSavior: No. Actually, we were fighting all the way, right Annabeth? ;D
OlympianArchitect: Yup. And I won, remember? ;D
Pan'sSatyr: That's just scary… O_o
LightingHuntress has signed on
LightningHuntress: Sorry guys, I've been busy.
InvincibleSavior: Oh great, who is this one? Wait, Huntress… Oh My Gods! Are you Zoe!!???
LightningHuntress: Percy truly is an idiot.
Pan'sSatyr: What a surprise! You found out he is an idiot!
Hell'sHeir: Yes! Very surprising!
InvincibleSavior: I know right!? I mean, I surely am not an idiot.
OlympianArchitect: Guys… They are such idiots, right Thal?
Pan'sSatyr: Yay! That doesn't include me since I'm a satyr, right?
LightningHuntress: Yup, Guys are idiots, who always have stupidity on their minds…
Hell'sHeir: We are not! And we do not!
InvincibleSavior: Well girls always have hot guys like us on their minds haha :P
Pan'sSatyr: Whatever. Well Nico, the last day at camp is only 5 days away! Ask her already!
Hell'sHeir: I told you! She's a huntress!
LightningHuntress: ME!?
InvincibleSavior: Of course not. He likes a lot of huntresses don't you Nico?
Hell'sHeir: *death glare*
Pan'sSatyr:*gasp* not the death glare!!
OlympianArchitect: *gasp*
InvincibleSavior: Oh great, now there's a gasping competition. I'll pass.
Pan'sSatyr: NICO!!! Pop the question!!!
Hell'sHeir: Fine. Thalia, would you like to um…
LightningHuntress: SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InvincibleSavior: Hahahahahahaha I'm LOLing so hard right now!!! Let me get ready for the romance/humor movie! Getting my popcorn…
Hell'sHeir: *death glare* Thalia, I'll take care of Perce later. Right now, there's something more important to discuss. I'm not man enough to admit it to you face to face, so-
InvincibleSavior: So does that mean you're GAY!? Hahahahahaha! Still LOLing! Now even harder! I'm actually crying right now!!!!!!!
LightningHuntress: Nico, can I do the honors?
Hell'sHeir: Let's both do it!
InvincibleSavior: Nico's GAY!!!
OlympianArchitect: We'll help too, won't we, Grover?
Pan'sSatyr: Yup!
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Pan'sSatyr is away
Hell'sHeir is away
LightningHuntress is away
InvincibleSavior: Guys, what's happening? Guys? I'm alone… WAIT!!!! THEY'RE COMING!!! CRAP! CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE HERE!!!!!NVOPAHGOIASHGOIN AHGOIAPHNGOIH MY POPCORN!!!!!!!! VSHGVISADHVILHLSADHCKL HLKMGHKLA
OlympianArchitect is online
Pan'sSatyr is online
Hell'sHeir is online
LightningHuntress is online
InvincibleSavior is idle
Pan'sSatyr: Nice job guys!
Hell'sHeir: Yup!
OlympianArchitect: Agreed!
LightningHuntress: Nice! So Nico, what was it you wanted to ask?
InvincibleSavior is online
InvincibleSavior: OH GREAT! THANKS FOR THE SCARS GUYS! I'll kill you all later. Poseidon will help, won't you dad?
WaterLord has signed on
WaterLord: Yes I will. I will help my son injure all of you VERY badly... especially you, son of Hades. And also you, Daughter of Zeus.
BiggestThree has signed on
KingoftheUndead has signed on
BiggestThree: Brother! If you do as much as touch my daughter, I will personally wage WAR!!!!
KingoftheUndead: Brothers! Be senseful! If we wage war, we shall just hurt each other!
WaterLord: True.
BiggestThree: Very well. We shall not wage any war. We shall do this 21st century style. Your mother is so fat, that she gave birth to Poseidon.
WaterLord: Zeus! You don't do it like that! Watch! Yo' Mamma's so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said "Hey, that's my cellphone number!"
BiggestThree: Very insulting.
KingoftheUndead: Brothers! Do you idiots even know that you are talking about your own mother!? Anyways, I got better ones! Why did Zeus and Poseidon get fired from the M&M factory?
BiggestThree: Why?
WaterLord: Yeah, Why?
KingoftheUndead: Because they threw all the ones with "w" on them away!
Hell'sHeir: DAD!!!!
LightningHuntress: DAD!!! Stop embarrassing me!!!!!
InvincibleSavior: Nice one Dad! Show Zeus and Hades what you're made of!!
OlympianArchitect: Percy!!
Pan'sSatyr: Percy, you idiot!
BiggestThree: Perseus Jackson!
KingoftheUndead: Perseus! Be careful what you say! Or you will get yourself killed!
InvincibleSavior: Oh yeah? Well why did Hades get fired from the banana factory?
KingoftheUndead: Fine. I shall go along with your joke. Why?
InvincibleSavior: Because the idiot threw out all the bent ones!
KingoftheUndead: *yawn* that is the most idiotic joke I have ever heard.
InvincibleSavior: And that's why you're involved in it!
OlympianArchitect: *gasp* Percy! You idiot! You don't just go insulting the Gods like that!
Pan'sSatyr: Is Percy dead yet? Perce, if you're still alive, it was nice to have you as a friend.
Hell'sHeir: You just insulted my dad! Very nicely too. You're not bad…
LightningHuntress: Dad, don't hurt Percy. Please? For me?
BiggestThree: Very well Thalia. I shall not harm Perseus.
KingoftheUndead:*yawn* still boring. Anyways, brothers, there is nothing left to say. Goodbye for now, son.
KingoftheUndead has signed out
BiggestThree: Take care, Thalia.
BiggestThree has signed out
WaterLord: See you later, son. Come visit sometime.
InvincibleSavior: Will do, dad. See ya.
WaterLord has signed out
InvincibleSavior: Guys, it's getting late. Have you guys noticed the interesting lights on either side of your cabins lately?
OlympianArchitect: *facepalm* Percy, that is the next cabin.
Hell'sHeir: I used to think Percy was smarter than me.
LightningHuntress: So, what about now?
Hell'sHeir: Now, he's dumber than an ostrich.
Pan'sSatyr: Haha. Nice one Nico.
InvincibleSavior: Really? Never knew that it was the next cabin.
OlympianArchtiect: *facepalm*
Hell'sHeir: *facepalm*
Pan'sSatyr: *facepalm*
LightningHuntress: *facepalm*
InvincibleSavior: Still with the contest? Well then *ultra facepalm* I still win. Do I get a prize? Anyways, it's getting late. I'm going to bed. 'Night guys.
InvincibleSavior has signed out
OlympianArchitect: I'm out too. Grover and I have a project to work on. Goodnight!
Pan'sSatyr: See you guys tomorrow!
OlympianArchitect has signed out
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Hell'sHeir: So…
LightningHuntress: So… you wanted to ask me something?
Hell'sHeir: Dammit! They left me at the most important part!
LightningHuntress: Ask me already!
InvincibleSavior has signed on
InvincibleSavior: Sorry, just had to tell Nico-
InvincibleSavior: I just found my popcorn. Go on. I'll back you up like you asked *smirk*
Hell'sHeir: Ok, I know you don't expect it, but just keep watching. Please?
InvincibleSavior: Yup thanks :D
LightningHuntress: Please just ask the OBVIOUS question!
Hell'sHeir: Ok. Thalia Grace, Daughter of Zeus, I have never said this before. To anyone. But, I love you. If I had everything I want in the world, I'd give all of it up just so I could be your boyfriend. I'd be the poorest boy alive, but if I had you to love, I'd feel better than if I could become a God.
LightningHuntress: Oh My Gods. I didn't think you were that romantic.
Hell'sHeir: I can be anything if I wanted to. I could give you anything if you wanted it. So… Thalia Grace, will you go out with me?
InvincibleSavior: W.O.W. could it get any cheesier?
LightningHuntress: SHUT UP, JACKSON!
InvincibleSavior: Great. Now Zeus is zapping me with a lightning bolt. Now you ruined my mood.
OlympianArchitect has signed on
OlympianArchitect: What did I miss?
OlympianArchitect: Nevermind. I'll just scroll-
OlympianArchitect: I'm speechless…
InvincibleSavior: Hi speechless! What happened to Annabeth?
OlympianArchitect: *facepalm* Go for it Nico! You can do this!
LightningHuntress: Wait. I need to think. This is all so sudden… I mean, I've never liked anyone before, as in like liked anyone, and I never even had a relationship with anybody yet. But, I think Nico is cool. I mean, you're sweet, Nico. You're kind, too. The only problem is that… I mean, our age difference. We're 3 years apart…
Hell'sHeir: Ok Thalia. I understand. You're right. The daughter of Zeus and the son of Hades weren't meant to be… um… I need to be alone right now. Goodnight everyone…
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InvincibleSavior: Ooh, Nico got rejected
LightningHuntress: I'm a terrible person. I rejected Nico. Guys, please help…
OlympianArchitect: Talk to him tomorrow Thal. Forget about it for tonight. Believe me, Thal.
InvincibleSavior: Um, Thalia, you just re-broke Nico's heart. I mean, with Bianca and all… I don't know a lot about girls, but as a guy, I pretty much understand how Nico feels. Unless you change your mind, don't talk to him for maybe 3 or 4.
LightningHuntress: Hours, days or weeks?
InvincibleSavior: Maybe 5.
OlympianArchitect: 5 what?
InvincibleSavior: Not sure. Try all 3 Thal mentioned. It really depends on the guy. Worst case would be for like, 10 years. Best would be tomorrow morning. But since it's Nico, I think he'll never be perfectly fine around you, but you guys will remain friends. Not as good a friend as before, but maybe, just maybe, he'll be fine by tomorrow afternoon. Or you could de-reject him, therefore saying yes to his offer, like changing your mind. Then you guys might be the best of friends, or something more than friends.
OlympianArchitect: I agree with Percy. When did you get so smart about these things Percy? Anyways, if I were you, I would just de-reject him. He's a good kid. And it's only 3 years, right? Honestly, it's not a lot. Of course in the future, you could split up a while, join the huntresses again, and wait until you guys are the same age. Then you guys could get together again. It's a flawless plan.
LightningHuntress: You're right. I think I will get thing straight with that hot kid.
InvincibleSavior: No comment. I think I speak for everyone by saying that. Anyways, goodnight guys. I'm out.
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OlympianArchitect: Percy! wait up! we have plans for tonight!
LightningHuntress: I don't want to know.
OlympianArchitect: It's only a midnight snack. We ordered pizza. Anyways, see you Thal.
LightningHuntress: Goodnight, Annabeth…
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