Disclaimer: I don't have permission to write any of this. In fact, you can probably get arrested just for reading... hey, where are you going?!
I WON'T SAY I LOVE LANCE (to the tune of "I Won't Say I'm In Love" from Hercules)
(Scene opens on Rogue and Kitty in their dorm room, getting ready for school.)
Rogue: (casually) You are gonna ask 'im to the dance, aren't you, Kitty? Ah know you like 'im.
Kitty: (horrified) What? Are you crazy? I am like, so not in love with Lance!
Rogue: (laughs) Lance, huh. What made you so sure ah meant Lance?
Kitty: (blushes) Well it's just that, y'know- I didn't mean- arrgh! I don't like him! (looks at Rogue who obviously doesn't believe her.) I'll prove it to you. Listen!
Rogue: (grinning) Sure, hon. Whatever ya say.
(Kitty walks over to a stereo, presses 'Play' and music starts.)
Kitty: (nonchalant) He's just a guy who likes to call me
that doesn't make him my boyfriend!
(pictures Lance) He bought me popcorn at the movies
(shakes head to get rid of dream Lance) but we're just buddies, that's all, the end!
Rogue: (playfully) Hon, I know you're lyin'
'cuz I've seen the way you smile.
If you keep on tryin'
Kitty, you'll just be in denial!
Girl, there's no reason to
hide, it's not treason if
you think he's your guy!
Kitty: (folds arms) Think what you may
I won't say it, lady!
Rogue: (teases) You hug, you kiss
why dismiss it, baby?
Kitty: (angry) Just go away!
I won't say I love Lance!
(scowls) He thinks we should hang out for hours
and let me tell you, it's not fun!
(smiles) Although I did enjoy those flowers...
(frowns) I mean- he's so dumb, he can't be the one!
Ohhh...
Rogue: (taunts) You're so quick to defend
you've always got an excuse planned.
You won't need to pretend
if you admit that he's your man!
Kitty, you know it's true
That boy really loves you
and you love, love, love him too!
Kitty: (hands on hips) Think what you may
I won't say it, lady!
Rogue: (softly) Give him a chance,
it's romance, you love Lance.
Kitty: (glares) Back off, okay?
I won't say I love Lance!
Rogue: (knowingly) You'll ask him out, there's no doubt
You're in love!
Kitty: (annoyed) That won't happen!
I won't say it!
Wipe off that grin!
I won't say it!
Rogue: (gently) Girl, have no fear
'cuz today you're in love.
Kitty: (happily) Ohhh...
If no one's here,
I might say I love Lance!
(Kitty sighs as the music stops. Rogue looks at her.)
Rogue: (speaks) So... are you gonna ask 'im?
Kitty: (pondering) Well... maybe.
Rogue: (winks) That's what ah thought.
(The girls exchange smiles and head downstairs.)
THE END
Author's Note: I have such a hard time leaving the Brotherhood out. Even when they're not in the fic, they're still the stars! Ah, well. My next songfic will be about whoever gets the most requests so be sure to review! =^-^=