Bella POV

Their they were Alice and Edward Cullen. HA! I bet they don't even now who we are yet. This will be funny.

Rose told me what a player he has become so I bet he will just walk over here with his crooked smile and try to take me just like the rest of these girls.

I feel bad for Angela. I hope she will still be my friend.

" Jazz you have to act like were not dating so we can trick Fuckward and pixie-shit" I said in a whisper so only jazz could hear. Then I told him the plan!

He started laughing so hard he had to hold on to the car. After he got over his laughing fit we started the plan. I put on my I-pod and turned it to womanizer And went to sit on the top of the car that's when I took are smell away and turned us back into humans.

Jazz had blue eyes and I had brown. That's when they walked over. Alice went strait towards Jazz and Edward came towards me with that crooked smile of his. " Hello I'm Edward cullen, lets go make out now " he said to me trying to be seductive. " Oh, hello my name is Izzy and hmmm let me think you would not then so I will not now ." I said in a overly happy voice.

He looked dumbfounded. I looked over at Jazz and Alice was up on him trying to do the same thing Edward was doing. That's when I did my human changing thing I turned Jazzy's eyes red Alice jumped about two feet away then I changed him to look like he dose when hes a vampire then I turned my self back into a vampire.

Edward them started screaming like a little girl."No fucking way did fuckward really just scream like a little girl?"by the end of that sentence both of us were holding on to each other laughing are ass's off.

Fuckword and pixy-shit got into a fighting crouch. me s we can go back to being and Jazz just walked away that's when Rose and Em came up to us. "Hey guys sorry I let it get that far but I knew you had something up your sleeves!" Rose said still laughing.

I whisper to Jazz in his ear "its okay I promise in class we can stop acting okay."he look at me then nodded. He knew that I had something planed.(YOU thought I was going to stop their but no!HAHAHA)

we walked in to get are schedules ."ha look's like we have all are class's together except one! I wonder how that happened?" I said eying jazz.

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no fucking way Edward is in the only class I have without Jazz. Fuck fuck fuckedy fuck. Look her he comes now with that cocky grin.

I bet he still dose not know who I am!

Fuckwards(i mean) Edwards POV

here igo with the smile damn she is hot man I can't wait to fuck her! she turned on her Ipod to womanizer. I came over to her and said in a seductive voice "Hello I'm Edward cullen, lets go make out now." "Oh, Hello I'm Izzy and hmmm let me think you would not then so I will not now."

WHAT THE FUCK!no girl has EVER and I mean ever talked to me like that!what the hell was she...! that all I got to think before Alice jumped about three feet away. That when I looked when I look at this Izzy girl and her eyes were purple and was a vampire!i screamed and ran to alice. They started laughing. What the hell. Dude! Did I just say dude!ahhh I'm starting to act my age!NOOOO! then they just started to walk away!WITH ROSE AND EM!

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no way I have this class with her! man (day dreams about having sex with Izzy) oh man I can't wait!so I walked over to her and slapped that nice ass of hers!damn that thang was firm!she turnd to me an punched me in my face and thats when it went black!

HEYYY sorry it took forever to update!BUT I HAVE EXUSES

comp shut down

2.i was really sick

3.i got grounded

4.i got gounded agian

hahahaha yaim still sick but its been forever!

i would like to thank all the people that revewd and a awesome thanx to Twiligrl and randomlyrandomgirl!

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Alice C