An alarm went off a little blond rolled over looking at the time it was seven thirty, Naruto had thirty minutes to get to class today was the last day at Academy. Genin teams would be assigned, Naruto jumped up from bed realizing today she was going to be a ninja. There were two things in this life that Naruto didn't understand, okay there were many things in this life that she didn't understand, but one why everyone hated her and another was why she had to parade around as a boy. The old man told her to dress and act like a boy but he never told her why. As far as she knew he was the only one who knew she was a girl.

She got dressed and ran out the door with five minutes until she had to be in class. When she arrived she noticed that she was not the last to show up like she thought she would have. She took a seat two down from Sasuke Uchiha, the biggest teme in the world. She glared at him as she heard Sakura and Ino come thru the door. They were nearly as annoying as the teme himself, Mr. I too good to be friends with anyone.

"Sasuke-Kun," Sakura called knocking Naruto over as she ran over to talk to her believed Sasuke. Naruto jumped on the desk staring him in the eyes.

"What is so special about you?" Naruto asked as they glared at each other, Naruto was bumped forward kissing Sasuke both of their eyes widened. They broke apart quickly Naruto made gagging sounds and Sasuke just sat there not sure what had just happened. Naruto turned to see every girl in the class glaring at her all but Hinata who was as red as Sasuke. Naruto was saved by the arrival of Iruka-Sensei.

"What is going on in here?" Iruka asked. Naruto stood up pointing at Sasuke.

"The teme tried to rape me and grab my bum and told me to touch his special place," Naruto shouted a sweat dropped appeared on the back of Iruka-Sensei's head, Sasuke's eye twitched at the accusation. A few people in the class mainly guys laughed while most of the girls looked murderous.

"Naruto what have I told you about saying things like that?" Iruka said rubbing the bridge of his scarred noise.

"But it's true see he isn't denying it," Naruto said still shouting.

"Sit down and shut up all of you," Iruka said finally snapping they all fell silent. Naruto fell in her seat trying to hide behind her desk. "today you all will be assigned to your teams," he went thru all the teams and when he got to team seven he shook his head feeling bad for whoever the Jounin-Sensei would be in for one hell of a time, "Team seven Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, and Sasuke Uchiha."

"What! Why do I have to be on his team?" Naruto shouted, "He is going to try to rape me again!"

"Sit down and shut up, the reason is that he as rookie of the year had the best scores and you…well needless to say you didn't you and teams need to be balanced so they put the best and the worst together on the same team," Naruto sat down pouting how did I get stuck with the teme and the fan girl banshee.

"Team eight Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka and Shino Aburame team nine will be Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Choji Akimichi. Now return in forty minutes to meet your instructor. Sasuke was the first one out of the room and quickly followed by his number one fan girl Sakura, who Naruto guessed was asking him out on a date that he would turn down in his usual cold manner then an idea struck her, a brilliant idea to get her revenge on the teme. She followed Sasuke to his eating place snuck in thru the window and jumped him. Tying him up laugh as she did it, "I totally kicked your ass Mr. I am so much better than ever one else Uchiha." Sasuke glared up at her unable to speak because he had been gagged. Naruto transformed into him and jumped out of the window spotting team nine as she did so.

It did not take long for Naruto to find Sakura eating lunch, when Sakura noticed Sasuke or who she taught to be Sasuke her face turned bright red, "hello Sakura," Naruto said in Sasuke's voice.

"Hello Sasuke-Kun," she said her voice shaking, as Sasuke smiled at her, "did you need something?"

"Yes I need to tell you how glad I am that you are on my team," Naruto Sasuke said trying hard not to burst out laughing.

"I am happy I am on your team too, it's it just a shame that Naruto is on our team. He has no self control load and annoying," Sakura said beaming up at him, Naruto tried to keep her eye from twitching.

"I'm glad he is on our team," Naruto said.

"Why?"

"Because I like him," Naruto said trying her best to keep a straight face.

"What do you mean like?"

"I mean in the same way that I like you."

"But…then that means…" Naruto nodded her head and Sakura fainted.

"Sakura," Naruto said poking the unconscious girl but she didn't move so Naruto just left her there laughing turning back into the male Naruto. But his smile faded as she saw Sasuke standing there his eye twitching. She wondered if he knew what she had just done, "Hi Sasuke," she said as friendly as she could.

"What did you do dobe," Sasuke said glaring.

"Nothing," Naruto said smiling side stepping Sasuke then running back to the Academy before he found out what she had done. When Sasuke and Sakura showed up, Sasuke was colder paler than usual and Sakura kept looking at him smiling and glaring at her. Slowly all the groups left from the room until they were the only ones left. After being in the room for two hours Naruto put an eraser in the door so when it opened it would hit who ever opened the door on the head laughing as she set up her cleaver trap.

"Hey baka that won't work on a highly trained Jounin," Sakura shouted at Naruto.

"It will because I am an evil genius," Naruto said jumping down from the chair.

"You and genius don't belong in the same sentence," Sakura said coldly. Naruto pouted with his arms crossed when the door opened and a silver haired Jounin was hit on the head with an eraser. Naruto fell over laughing while sweat drops appeared on the back of others heads.

"My first impression of you all…I hate you," Naruto stopped laughing and everyone's jaws dropped at this, "meet me on the rood in ten minutes," he said smiling then he vanished. They made their way up to the roof as Sakura complained how it was Naruto's fault that Sensei didn't like them. Once on the roof Kakashi looked between them and said, "Let's start with introductions."

"Like what Sensei?" Sakura said in her little suck up voice.

"Let's see your name likes, dislike, hobbies dreams," Kakashi said rubbing his chin.

"Why don't you go first," Naruto said, she thought that he had seen here somewhere before but she wasn't sure.

"I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...never really thought about it, as for my hobbies...I have lots of hobbies," sweat drops appeared on the back of their heads, 'all he told us was his name,' they all thought. "Okay you next blondie."

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. Things I like Ramen, BBQ training, I dislike the three minutes you have to wait for the instant ramen to cook, Sasuke who tried to rape me today," Kakashi raised an eyebrow at this while Sasuke and Sakura glared at Naruto, "My hobbies include training and trying different ramen. And My dream is to become the great Hokage so that everyone will recognize me and stop looking down at me."

"Ok pinky, you're next," Kakashi said sweetly

Sakura did not look happy at being addressed in this manner but she didn't say anything about it, "I like," she looked at Sasuke, "my hobbies," she looked at Sasuke, "my dream," she looked at Sasuke and turned bright red squeaking.

He was afraid to ask but he did anyway, "And your dislikes?"

"Ino-pigs and Naruto," she said glaring at Naruto, Naruto's head fell, 'so far I have a fan girl and someone obeisance with ramen and thinks his teammate is trying to rape him and for some reason I think that will be the least of my problems' Kakashi thought to himself.

Sasuke started speaking before Kakashi could come up with a name for him like he had the others, "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone."

'I hope he is not talking about me,' Naruto thought. 'Yep I was right this will not be fun,' Kakashi thought to himself.

"Ok tomorrow you have a test," Kakashi said.

"What kind of test?" Sakura asked.

"A survival test, it is to test if you can cut it as Shinobi or if you go back to the Academy," Kakashi answered.

"But what about the graduation test?" Sakura asked frowning as Naruto was getting more nervous by the minute.

"This is one is a lot harder it has 66% fail rate," Kakashi said looks of horror appeared on Naruto's and Sakura's face Sasuke hid his emotions.

"Harder, I barely passed the first one!" Naruto shouted.

"66% fail rate!" Sakura shouted.

"Meet me tomorrow at training ground seven at five a.m. and don't eat breakfast or you will be sick," Kakashi said smiling, "well bye," he said waving as he vanished. Naruto sat there stunned she could go back to the academy she just can't go thru that hell again. She was in a bad mood and there was only one thing that could fix this problem and it was her fix for everything ramen, the food of gods. She cheered up instantly at the thought of ramen. She wasn't that hungry so she only at four bowls and went home dreading the test to come.

The next morning her alarm went off she looked at the damn cloak that read four thirty, she got up about to eat then she remembered what Kakashi said. Her head fell at the memory and there it stayed as she headed out to the training grounds. Sasuke and Sakura were already there but there was no sign of their sensei. An hour passed but still no Kakashi then two, Naruto fell asleep against a tree waiting for their sensei. Sasuke glanced at the sleeping blond, 'he is kind of cute when he is sleeping," he thought and when he realized what he was thinking he mentally kicked himself, 'I am the last of the great Uchiha I can't be gay.'

His bad mood must have shown thru because Sakura asked him if everything was alright he gave his usual answer of "hn," it was ten by the time their sensei arrived.

"You're late!" Naruto and Sakura shouted at him.

"Sorry a black cat crossed my path so…" he started.

"Lair!" they both shouted again. Kakashi pulled out two bells.

"You are to get a bell from me and the ones who doesn't will be set back to the academy and tied to the stump while the rest of us eat in front of you," Kakashi said smiling.

"But sensei there are only two bells," Sakura pointed out.

"This is to make sure at least one of you fail but that doesn't mean the other two will be able to get the bell, you have until noon to get a bell from me so when I tell you we will start," Kakashi said, "Oh yes one more thing you will have to come at me with the intent to kill if you want to get a bell from me."

"But if we do that we might hurt you," Naruto said sound a little worried.

"Like you could hurt me a loser blond with bottom marks," Kakashi said this caused the blond to lose it pulling out a Kunai, attacking Kakashi, but in a blink of an eye she felt a hand on her head as her arm was twisted so that her own Kunai was pointing in the back of her head, "I am starting to like you guys but you started to soon I never said start," he let her go and then said, "start."

All three of them vanished, 'it looks like they can hide themselves pretty well everyone but,' he thought to himself turning to face Naruto.

"You are going to regret disrespecting me like that, dattebayo," Naruto shouted at him a sweat drop appeared on the back of Kakashi head.

"You aren't right in the head are you?" Kakashi asked staring at the strange blond. Naruto ignored him.

"One on one this time I will beat you and take the bell from you, dattebayo," Naruto shouted as she attacked Kakashi but she jumped back as she saw him reaching for something in his pouch, 'is he going to use a weapon on me?' she thought to herself she almost fell over when she saw the book, "What the hell how are you going to fight me when you are reading a book!"

"Reading a book not reading a book does it matter?" Kakashi said shrugging as he continued to read his book. 'I have finally met someone cockier than Teme," she thought to herself but she attacked again and it did not take long for her to realize that he had reason to be cocky no matter how hard she tried she could not land a hit on him. Finally when she thought she had him he vanished.

"Naruto behind you! Hurry get out of there he is going to kill you!" she heard Sakura shout she slowly turned around eyes widened, seeing her sensei.

"To late!" he shouted "Konohagakure Hidden Secret: Taijutsu: One thousand years of Death," Naruto felt the great pain and the greatest shame in her life as she as shout into the air after being poked in the ass by her perverted sensei. She fell in a river trying not to cry from shame. 'Does this mean I am no longer a virgin and does this mean I can get married?' she thought to herself panicking. She pulled herself out of the river frowning.

"You are going to pay for that you…you," he was looking for a word bad enough for what he did.

"Don't use any big words you might hurt yourself," Kakashi said reading his book still, Suddenly ten shadow clones jumped from the water attacking Kakashi one of the Naruto's grabbed Kakashi from behind while another one punched Kakashi right in the face but it wasn't Kakashi it was one of her clones after a while of fighting amongst herself she dispelled her clones and was sad to see that he was gone. But she was happy to see a bell on the ground she ran over to it to pick it up. Before she could she was pulled in the air by her ankle.

"If it is obviously a trap it is a trap," Kakashi said thinking he better use simple words not to confuse the little blond boy.

"I know! I get it!" Naruto shouted

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" Kakashi said Naruto looked confused at his words, "you need to think outside the scope. You need to think more like a ninja."

"Ok just let me down so I can kick your ass!" Naruto shouted swinging wildly.

"You still don't get it," Kakashi said shaking his head Naruto's eyes widened as he was impaled by Sasuke's shuriken. Kakashi vanished to be replaced by a wood block. 'Shit!' Sasuke thought as he ran so Kakashi would figure out where he was. And Sakura worried about Sasuke went looking for him but instead found Kakashi. Her screams filled the air. It was Sasuke's turn to have a brush in with Kakashi. Sasuke did the best of the three but he was still no match ending up neck deep in dirt and when Sakura had found him she passed out thinking that he had been decapitated. When Naruto got free she decided to go straight for what she wanted the food. She was just about to eat when she felt something behind her.

"I swear I wasn't going to eat it I was just keeping an eye on it," Naruto said her eyes wide in fear as Kakashi closed in on her. The bell went off and Naruto was tied to the post not because she failed to get a bell but because she tried to eat the food.

"I am truly disappointed in you all none of you understood the purpose of this test. Naruto you were too worried about doing everything on your own. Sakura you too worried about Sasuke and not enough about Naruto. And Sasuke you think that your teammates will only slow you down. The reason for you to be put into teams is so that you can work as a team relying on each other, to work as a single unit to finish missions. But don't worry I am not going to send you back to the academy."

"So does that mean that we pass?" Sakura asked.

"I think you all should quiet from being ninja, it is clear that none of you have what it takes to make it as a Shinobi," Kakashi said coldly Sasuke got up and attacked Kakashi but he just end up as a chair for Kakashi and face was a foot rest. 'So this is a Jounin,' Sasuke thought shaking with anger. "But if you want a second chance I will give it to you but know this, this time it will be much tougher than before. And if I catch any of you feeding Naruto that person will fail," Kakashi vanished.

Sasuke and Sakura started eating Naruto's stomach growled loudly both of them turned to face the crest fallen Naruto who stared at their food. Sasuke sighed as he had his food over to Naruto. "Sasuke what are you doing if you give food to Naruto you will fail," Sakura said in a hushed voice.

"But if we don't give Naruto some food we will fail, he is useless to us if he has no energy. And besides I don't feel Kakashi around so just hurry up and eat," Sasuke said quickly. Then Sakura handed Naruto her food.

"Here I'm on a diet anyway and you need more energy than I do Sasuke," Sakura said in a quiet tone.

"Thank you guys but I can't feed myself, my hands are tied to the post," Naruto said with a cheesy smile.

"If you tell anyone that I am feeding you, you will wish that I killed you," Sakura hissed Naruto opened her mouth smile happily as Sakura put food in it she opened her eyes. She was the only one who saw Kakashi standing there.

"What's going on here?" Kakashi asked coolly.

"Sakura is feeding me," Naruto said smiling.

"I see that, but didn't I say don't feed Naruto?" Kakashi asked in the same cool voice.

"Yes but there is no way that we can beat you without him," Sasuke said.

"Yeah and you said it yourself this is about team work and Naruto is our teammate," Sakura said trying to sound confident.

"Well in that case," Kakashi approached them the sky darkened fear washed over all of them, "you pass."

"We pass?" Naruto repeated dumbfound.

"Yes you pass. You see in the ninja world, those who break the rules are scum, that's true, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum. Well that's all for today met me at the Hokage towers to get our first mission tomorrow at ten." Kakashi said as he walked off fallowed by Sasuke and Sakura.

"Hey guys what about me!" Naruto called after them as they left her tided to the post.