Ranma's Boyfriend Ch11

By:

DaisukiFox

Edit(5/29/16): Blog like comments have been removed for the enjoyment of the reader/readers and has been polished.

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Kuno & Shampoo

Shampoo spent an entire hour explaining the ways of her tribe and how the proud amazon woman impacted their ways of life. How the tribe was entirely controlled by woman and the men were seen as inferior compared to them. In terms of strength and ability, the women of the amazon tribe displayed the greatest amount of power. All while she was explaining, the blue thunder watched in with a perplexed demeanor.

"Such an odd culture... I wasn't aware of such a place..." Kuno commented, staring at his futon before looking over to Shampoo. "This is why you've been at my disposal, you wish to..." he gulped, blushing once more at the chance of passing on his genetics. "perhaps it's better if I don't say it, but, it's for your honor bound ways to marry the outsider that has defeated you and since you've chased Saotome once before, that could only mean that he's defeated you... but then came our battle and the tide has shifted to me, but tell me..."

Shampoo once again found herself wondering what Kuno had on his mind. "What is you want know?"

"Can someone contend me for your hand?" Kuno asked, looking over to the unconscious fowl nearby.

The purple haired girl seemed to contemplate a few things, what was her take on Mousse? She found it unmanly to fight another man when he was down. Mousse proved that his meaning of honor had changed over the time he's spent in Nermia, he was willing to have Ranma lose on purpose for he could marry Shampoo. In her tribe honor was most important and to discard, no, completely abandoned it was one of the worst acts anyone could ever do. Did she like Mousse? The purple haired girl turned her head to the fallen duck boy, why didn't she feel any remorse for her actions? Mousse was still a human;half the time.

"Is true... Mousse can fight you for Shampoo..." she said, still not looking directly at Kuno. The indecision on her face was about as obvious as a woodpecker, pecking wood.

"Maybe I'll ask something else... what manner of magic is this? He's become a duck." Kuno stated.

"Is no magic, is, curse..." Shampoo said, clarifying. "Shampoo have curse too..."

"One that changes you into a feathered fowl? Surely you jest...?" the blue thunder said, unable to imagine Shampoo changing into a duck as well. The idea came as a duck with purple hair and an odd quacking pattern that didn't match any other ducks, since, his mind figured that her quack would also be in a broken language.

"Shampoo no change to stupid duck!" Shampoo exclaimed, blushing in embarrassment she turned away, pouting.

The bue thunder wanted to burst out in laughter, but, held it in and smiled a bit. "I see you don't deny having one... what may I ask is your curse?"

Shampoo sighed and crossed her arms, "Shampoo no want you to laugh..." Shampoo said, hoping to skip this portion of them getting to know each other.

"I swear on my honor as a noble warrior, that I shall not make crude remarks about your unfortunate curse," Kuno stated, reaching out and placing his hand on her shoulder once. That seemed to spark a small smile on her face, she nodded her head once and grabbed the teapot nearby. She then commenced by moving away and then dumping the already cold tea on herself and beginning her sudden change into a small animal. Her clothes fell to the floor before a rustling was heard and a small cat popped her head out of the Shampoo's far too large clothes.

"Meow?" the cat seemed to saw, then strolled over to the blue thunder.

Her display was sadly rewarded with Kuno staring, suddenly his face began to give way and his eyes looked up to the ceiling in a rather goofy manner. Just then he slapped his forehead and arched his head back, there was no way he was able to contain his laughter. Shampoo had been chasing Ranma for a large percent of the time and the times that she must have come purring to him meant that he'd cower in fear of the adorable purple kitten. Though he didn't take the time to make his reason for laughing clear.

"Rawr!" the Shampoo version of a cat cried before slashing the blue thunder's face and landing on the ground as if she were a ninja. With a firm determination in her eyes, she raised her head and her tail upwards:with her eyes closed, before walking over to her clothes and dragging them out of the room with her sharp cat teeth.

Tatewaki Kuno grabbed his face and cringed from the burning sensation he was getting from being slashed across the face. When he leaned down to cradle his face in his hands, his chest responded and he screamed in pain. "AH!"

Ukyo

The brown haired girl was dressed as she was when she first met Ranma after all these years. Looking like a man with her schoolboy uniform while her hair was tied up. She seemed downtrodden as she walked with her spatula sheathed in her spatula sheath and her briefcase. To think that all her business plans for making her restaurant into a chain and expanding all different types of okonomiyaki to the entire district or maybe even all of Japan was ruined. The world was far too blind to see her genius, she only hoped she would be greeted with the site of her darling Ranma honey's handsome male face.

"All this time and no eye to eye time with my Ranma honey... such a cruel world this could be," the chief said while sighing, she noticed that the sun had been going down. That seemed like a positive sign, Ranma sometimes came in when Akane's cooking had been on the menu. It was always a delight, except maybe when Ranma became a girl. She could tell Ranma sometimes did that on purpose. In that trick to play Ukyo and get free food without having to pay and be pestered in marrying him, she would sometimes pour warm water on his head... that or really hot water. It depended on her mood at those moments.

Though what she saw really caught her eye. She couldn't believe what was happening before her. The brown haired girl made a mad dash towards some nearby bushes and hide in plain sight.

Ranma & Ryoga

Love was simply an astonishing thing, can leap any bounds to achieve it, yet. As unattainable and as deadly as eating a shark in some situations. In this one... was love supposed to be false and or uncertain? In the case of Ranma and Ryoga these two were completely uncertain. Ryoga was confused as to why Ranma had even gone as far as she did to make him stick around. Was really indulging him in his frustrated feelings? Was his lack of female contact so low that he would take an imitation rather than the real deal? Was this perverse or was he in the same league as Ranma seemed to be? All these thoughts lead to nothing. The biggest concern right now was the fact that Ranma was holding onto his arm again, which, felt almost too comfortable at this point.

The red headed girl was having some conflicting thoughts of her own while holding onto Ryoga 'This is just for Ryoga... don't get any weird thoughts... remember, if he's around he can help me have a less annoying life...' Ranma thought.

"Tell me Saotome, do you really need to... hold onto me?' the lost boy asked, this time, he wasn't as violent as before when asking this.

"If I let ya' go, you're just gonna' leave and if you leave you won't get to have a girlfriend..." Ranma stated, sighing and leaning on his a little. The reason she had done this was to comfort Ryoga and make him nervous, if only to confuse him further and enjoy the strange moment between them. She noticed that Ryoga seemed to flinch with her move and knew that her tactic had caused the desired effect.

Ryoga's eyes went wide and he looked away from Ranma, how come he wasn't too bothered with this contact? Then he remembered that he didn't need to really like Ranma, the entire point was that Ryoga would stick around. Could this maybe be Ranma's way of saying she was into Ryoga? Though she was actually a guy... but the bosom that occupied her chest spoke otherwise. "J-just so you know... I don't like any of this..."

"Yeah, yeah... whatever," Ranma replied, looking off to the side with a rather adorable look. "I'm just pretending and because you wanna' kiss girls, I'm gonna' give you that..."

"Does this mean you're my girlfriend?" Ryoga asked.

Ranma blushed for a moment before narrowing her eyes and glaring with her blush still making itself known. "Fake girlfriend! Fake!" Ranma exclaimed. "Just because I look like a girl and have everything like a girl doesn't mean I can be someone's girlfriend!"

Now it was Ryoga's turn to look away, what Ranma had accidently implied was that she would be a boyfriend to a guy rather than a girlfriend. "Wait! No! That came out wrong!"

"It's okay Saotome... let's just get the hell back, I need to change into P-chan and get some of this madness away with a different form..." Ryoga stated, taking a shuttering breath while Ranma held onto him.

"Yeah... speaking about that, I need some time back as the good old guy me, with everything that's been going on, I haven't had much time to be a guy or anything... I can't be a man amongst men if I don't keep my martial arts skills sharp!" Ranma stated, rolling her eyes in annoyance.

At that very moment a spark ignited in Ryoga, maybe this friendship could come with benefits. He could fight Ranma and possibly defeats her, granted he didn't have as much a purpose as he did before. Then his face softened, what was his purpose? What did Akane mean to him? How much did she mean to him now? How come he was questioning this! Akane was the golden ray of hope that gave him a reason to continue and search for a better life! And he was challenging that view because of his current confusion? Was he scared to cheat on his fake girlfriend?

Ranma had turned to see Ryoga's expression and even though she had been counting on him giving her a battle, she noticed the turmoil on his face. "Look... just because I'm your fake girlfriend doesn't mean we can't fight as friends."

"Nevermind that... I'm just having some problems, don't mind it," Ryoga stated. "I do plan on defeating you, though."

"Yeah is that before or after you try making out with me..." Ranma said, mocking him with a chuckle.

"Don't mess with me Saotome!" Ryoga warned, leaning over Ranma with his fangs bared.

Ranma leaned back and chuckled nervously before leaning back into him with her cute smile and cuddling up against him. When she felt him lean back and shiver, she smirked. "You're such a sucker for girls..." Ranma commented.

"D-damn you Saotome!" Ryoga said through his teeth, one of his hands up and twitching around while he tried to control himself.

Though the blood running down his nose made it clear that he liked it.

Ukyo

The brown haired girl rose from the bushes and stared at them for a moment before falling to her knees, her left eye twitching while she stared up at the sky. "Uh... uh... uh... uh..." she stuttered. Though she composed herself enough to say some tangible words.

"W-what happened while I was gone...?"

THE SECOND FINAL CHAPTER

The END(Please read the bottom)

Edit(5/29/16): Blog like comments have been removed for the enjoyment of the reader/readers.

Anywho... PLEASE READ THIS BELOW!

"Ryoga's Girlfriend"

Sequel to Ranma's Boyfriend. Now that Ranma has become Ryoga's fake girlfriend, that causes problems between Akane and Ukyo. Ryoga and Ranma must fight with their sanity in order to keep chaos and havoc from wrecking loose! Why does Ranma fight so hard to keep Ryoga from leaving? Why does it seem like Ryoga's life is falling apart? And is Shampoo really falling for Kuno? RanmaXRyoga.

Now I don't know if I'm even gonna' make this. This sequel I had swimming around my head. The ShampooXKuno... I might tone it down a bit, I don't want the plot spiraling too far off from the point of this story.

I know I've said this but as a reminder... MIGHT BE MAKING THIS! MIGHT! If I think I can actually do it...

And thank you BonusPoints for saying you'd recommend what I've written. I've always strived to have someone say that they'd recommend my fic... that was touching and by far the best review I have ever been given. Others have made great reviews too! Though none has ever figured out that, that was something I wanted to be said to me! Bye, Everyone! At least for now!

Ranfan05, Zeptha, theChillDude and anyone else who's writing RanmaXRyoga! I wish you guys the best of luck and hope you get far in whatever you do!

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