Unnoticed: Well, this is odd… but quite fun! Who knew after drinking a big mug of coffee with lots of sugar and chocolate in it and playing a cooking game will lead to this? This is insane!!! I blame my brain! And I'm throwing away my last bits of sanity!!! Won't someone pick up the pieces? If they do… I'll give them a cookie! Mwahahahaha!!! :cough:

Oh well!!! Let me present to you a crazy story called "Cheese Fondue"!

I do not own FMA! If I did I would have been fluent in Japanese a long time ago…

Italics mean the authoress is talking.

Warning: Slight OOCness. Lots of swear words that is mostly from Ed. 4 yaoi pairings: Elricest, RoyEd, HavocEd, Edvy (BTW the yaoi is slight and most are onesided). An annoying authoress placing herself in the story.

You have been warned…

Started Writing: April 25, 2010

Posted In: May 1, 2010

Alphonse Elric hummed in his kitchen as he cooked the cheese fondue.

Out of randomness, he decided to have a small get-together dinner and invited a few close friends. Namely, General Mustang and his crew. Just out of randomness, mind you. It's not like good and sweet Alphonse needed an excuse to cook cheese fondue. And he absolutely does not have a scheme in his innocent mind. A scheme pertaining about cheese fondue and his beloved brother, Edward Elric.

"Shut up authoress," Al mumbled.

"…"

Al rolled his eyes and huffed. "I didn't tell you to stop narrating."

"Actually, it's writing, Alphonse. Writing!!!"

"Whatever… Just don't ramble too much. It will give things away."

"Sheesh! You are acting OOC! Keep in character, won't you? Where is that good, sweet and innocent boy I was narrating… err… writing about?!"

"I'll try my best… But in my defense you are writing me in this way…"

"Yeah, yeah… blame the one who controls everything in this story! But in my defense I can't help it. So sue me! But wait… I live in another world so you can't! Ha!"

"I shouldn't have touched that odd-looking cookie…"

The authoress just blew a raspberry at Alphonse.

Al was about to retort back to the annoying authoress when said annoying authoress was saved, in Al's opinion, from torture and public humiliation.

"Al, who are you talking to?"

Al froze and squeaked. He turned to face his brother and started thinking of an excuse to cover up the fact that he has this odd connection with the annoying authoress in this story because he freaking touched that damned odd-looking cookie.

Said odd-looking cookie had an array drawn to it. But the younger Elric heeded this no mind and when he touched the cookie the array activated and suddenly the authoress' voice was echoing in his mind. She was cheerfully explaining to him what happened and telling him how she can control the situation and that she kind of borrowed Alphonse and the others so they can be the characters in her story.

That came as a shock but Alphonse got over it. He was about to figure out how to sever the link by figuring out the array so he can forget all about this and live in peace. But he looked at his watch and saw the time. He had to cook the cheese fondue. So Alphonse knew the authoress was going to stick around and annoy him for awhile. The array will have to wait.

But we are straying from the main topic here. Alphonse was about to evade or make up an excuse to answer the question but he could not even utter a syllable. Al and Ed stared at each other. Well… actually, Al gaped and Ed gave a demanding look. After a few moments Alphonse lightly blushed, coughed and finally spoke.

"You look good brother…"

That was the understatement of the week. Edward Elric looks more than good. He looks absolutely handsome! He wore a light blue polo with it's top buttons unbuttoned teasingly revealing some skin there and he wore matching jeans that hugged his slim frame. His hair was tied in a ponytail that gave him a refined look.

Edward Elric blushed a little, coughed and crossed his arms. He pouted and stared at Al. "Don't evade the question Al…"

"It was nothing, brother. I was just wondering out loud," Al chuckled sheepishly.

"Nice one!"

Al twitched a little. Ed raised an eyebrow. "As long as you are sure you are okay…"

Al nodded frantically. "I'm fine! I swear," Al looked at the kitty clock on the wall. "Um… Maybe you should set up the table…" Ed nodded albeit hesitantly. He gave Al one more worried look and went to do what he was tasked.

Al sighed in relief and returned to cooking the cheese fondue.

"I'm actually surprised you haven't told Ed yet."

Al frowned a little. "Well, I don't want him to be worried and start trying to find out how to reverse this by himself. Besides the shock that there is another world out there and that our world to them is just a story might upset him," Al told the authoress in a hushed tone.

"True… You two are really so much alike…"

Al didn't want to risk making his brother worried again so he didn't ask the authoress what she exactly meant and finished cooking the cheese fondue.

After that, he tidied things up a little and told Ed that he was going to change. As Al was about to enter his room, he paused and glared at the empty air.

"I trust that you do not peek?"

"… What?"

"WHAT?!?!?! WHAT?!? Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Where on earth did that come from??? I might be a fan girl but… I… DO NOT… FRIGGING… PEEK!!!"

Alphonse blushed a little. "I'm sorry. I was just making sure," Alphonse mumbled and went inside his room.

The authoress huffed and grumbled to herself about stupid people who jump to conclusions so easily.

After 15 minutes or so the authoress was very bored and was about to fall asleep in front of her family's laptop when the door opened. It was now the authoress turn to stare.

Words:876

Unnoticed: This is crazy I tell you! I'm trying out things I shouldn't try! Wicked. And I totally suck at fashion so I had a hard time on describing what Ed wore... XP

Anyways, I hope you like it…

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