This story will no longer be updated on this website. Instead, it is being rewritten here, and with higher quality writing, if I do say so myself. Feel free to go follow it over there, if you're still actually interested in this fic. I'm much better about regular updates now.

Edit: GBRK has informed me that you can't actually embed external links on this site, so here's the link again. archiveofourown#.#org /works/ 7337353

without the spaces and hashtags, of course.