L.T. wants to play kickball. Tucker is by far the best; Danny just flat out sucks. What will happen when they, Lester, Nathan, Mikey, Jazz, Sam, Dash, Paulina, Kwan, and Star decide to play? The team Danny WAS on never knew that as agile as he is, he was never good at kickball.

Let's observe...

~L.T. Plays Games~

GAME: KICKBALL

*L.T. comes outside with a ball and some cones* L.T.: WHO WANTS TO PLAY KICKBALL! *Everyone raises hand excitedly* L.T. puts cones down* L.T.: Lester, Star, team captains. Pick your teams. *TEAM 1: Lester, L.T., Sam, Nathan, Kwan, and Tucker* TEAM 2: Star, Jazz, Dash, Mikey, Paulina, and Danny* L.T.: Ok, RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: Three outs, teams switch postitions. CANNOT go past this tree. *L.T. point to tree* OTHERWISE, IT'S AN OUT-OF-BOUNDS. Got it? OK, Team one, you kick. *Danny pitches, L.T. kicks* The ball soars through the air and nails the tree right in the middle and bounces off and hits Danny in the back of the head, thus knocking him down.* Everyone laughs at this blunder* L.T.: *Trying to pull herself together* ARE YOU -laugh- OK? Danny: Maybe I should've ducked. L.T.: No, it came too fast, it would've sent you flying if I'd aimed just an inch lower.

*L.T. is pitching, Danny kicks* He tries at least eight times hopelessly kicking up grass instead of the ball* Danny: OH FOR PETE'S SAKE! *He picks up the ball and shoots it with an ecto-ray. L.T. ducks, and the ball hits the tree. It knocks down at least two branches the size of L.T.* L.T.: Dang, what's the tree been eating?

*L.T. pitches, Danny kicks again with one out. He finally kicks it without injuring someone and runs to first base. He trips on a hole covered by grass and skids on his face literally all the way to second base.* L.T.: That's another out. *She points back to the line where the team is still guffawing.* Danny: OH COME ON! I JUST SKIDDED ALL THE WAY TO SECOND! GIVE ME A BREAK! L.T.: Sorry, the ball hit before. Danny: OH COME ON!

*L.T. pitches, Danny kicks again* He gets past first and looks back in triumph, but forgets about second and hits the tree flat on. The ball is thrown weakly at the back of his head.* Danny: WHY ME! L.T.: Third out, team two kicks!

*TEAM TWO is in postition, Danny pitches, Sam kicks* Danny gently throws the ball towards her. Sam: Oh, come on! BE A MAN! My GRANDAD can throw better than that! *Danny tries again, harder this time* Sam throws it back* Sam: Still HARDER! I WANT SOMEONE TO BLEED! *Danny smiles maliciously as he prepares to throw the ball like in baseball* Sam's eyes widen and she and the others duck, the ball lands in the road and is crushed by a truck.* Everyone stares at the now dead ball.* L.T.: GREAT, now what're we gonna play with? *L.T. slaps Danny on the back of the head.*

*L.T. walks back outside with a new ball* L.T.: Danny, I'm assigning a new pitcher if you can't do this right. Danny: WHAT? L.T.: I'm laying you off. Danny: WHY? L.T.: Cause you just killed the other ball. *L.T. points in the road* Danny: So you're saying I'm not good enough? L.T.: I'm saying that you... let me put this down lightly... OK YOU JUST SUCK! YOU. JUST. SUCK! There, I said it. Danny: *splutters* WHAT? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? I'M THE ONE GETTING HURT HERE! I DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE! L.T.: Dude, you had fifty-three already.

*TEAM ONE is in position, Mikey pitches, Yucker kicks* The ball soars through the air and lands an inch away from being out of bounds. Tucker flies through the first three bases before throwing his fists up and smiling like an idiot and runs to home base. Danny stares on in total shock* L.T. looks on bewildered. She then smiles and elbows Danny in the ribs and looks shifty.* L.T.: I'm glad you're not on my team now. *Danny glares a death glare*

*TEAM TWO is in position, L.T. pitches, Dash kicks* Dash takes a running start. Danny is on second base and he's not injured. YET. Dash kicks the ball and it barely misses Danny. He runs to third base and without knowing it he runs into Kwan, and they both fall over.* Danny: Why am I the victim here?

*TEAM ONE is in position, Danny pitches, Tucker kicks* Danny throws the ball and Tucker head-butts it in front of Danny. He picks it up and throws it at Tucker, who ducks. Dash takes the ball and tags Tucker out. Tucker snatches the ball and chucks it at Danny's head.* Danny: WHAT DID I DO? Tucker: YOU TAGGED ME OUT! Danny: WELL I'M SORRY! (sarcasm)

I said L.T.'s words of Wisdom was next, but I forgot to save it and I lost the paper.