Hey yall with all the reviews this has been getting I want to know. Do you guys want me to make it maybe a two-shot and add when Max & Fang find out what Iggy told Angel?? Please tell me in a review or PM me. I'm having surgery Monday so more than likely I'll be updating sometime around there since I have TAKS. Thanks a lot for all the AWESOME reviews and all the Bacon was a tribute to my favorite author, Phoenix Fanatic, who writes Diary of a Lovesick Mutant, which is a BACON story by the way. (Bacon means even better than awesome) but it is rated T. Anyway, THANKS SO MUCH!!!!!!

3 Karate Chic

"Do you have any 8s?"

"No, go fish."

"Gazzy, I'm tired of playing this game!!! Why can't we play poker or something?" Gazzy and I had been playing Go Fish and Old Maid for hours now. Do you know how hard it is to play Old Maid with just two people??

"Angel, we both know that you can read minds and that you'll steal all my money. Plus, Max said we had to play an age appropriate game." Gazzy made little air quotes with his fingers around "age appropriate".

I huffed a sigh of defeat. "Fine." While we continued on with the most boring game in the world I decided I'd look around in people's thoughts for entertainment. Gazzy was thinking about a new bomb he and Iggy were going to build, Nudge was watching yet another episode of Jersey Shore, Iggy was thinking about Bacon, Fang was trying to plan a prefect date for Max and him, and Max was thinking about how cute babies are. Awww babies ARE cute!!!!! I want one!!!! I've got to go ask where I can get one!! I want to hold it and feed it and cuddle with it. I excused myself from Gazzy and I's game and went off in search of Max.

I found Max in her room listening to music and drinking lemonade.

"Hey Maxx….?"

"Yes sweetie?"

"Where do babies come from?" Max sat up in bed and spit out the lemonade she had just taken a sip of.

"W-Why do you want to know?"

"Because I saw you thinking about how cute they were and I really, really want one. I just think they'd be so cute to play and cuddle with and care for!"

"Umm why don't you go ask Fang. I'm sure he'll tell you."

I shrugged my shoulders and said "Ok" and went off in search of Fang.

When I finally found Fang I decided to sneak up on him first and try to scare the so called "Emotionless Brick Wall". After a quick scan of his thoughts I figured he wasn't going to stir at a little noise. I carefully snuck up to his desk chair put my head right above his shoulder then shook him and yelled "BOO!" My actions were rewarded when he gave the tiniest jump.

"HAHAHAHA!!!!! I scared you Fang!!!"

He turned around and said "Ok, Ok Angel you got me. Now what do you want?"

"I just wanted to know where babies come from." Fang's eyes got all big and his mouth opened a little bit. I wonder why he and Max are acting all weird.

"Uhh, Umm, Did you ask Max?"

"Yes and she told me to come and ask you."

He mumbled under his breath and told me to go ask Iggy. Ugh I wish they could just tell me where babies come from!! I mean I really badly want to get one. Someone once told me they come from this stork, but I've been up in the sky and I haven't ever seen any storks. Plus how would we fit in test tubes if we came all big and bundled up??

I smelt Bacon cooking and followed the smell to Iggy. He was standing in the kitchen without a shirt on flipping Bacon on a skillet. The Bacon looked delicious and the sizzling and the smell only added to the water gathering at my mouth.

"Umm Iggy why are you making Bacon shirtless, isn't that supposed to hurt or something? Oh and can you make some for me??"

"To the first, making Bacon with a shirt is for inexperienced cooks like Max and it's just a crime to not show off these muscles. And to the second, nothing about Bacon can hurt me, since it's the end all, be all of foods. And finally to the third, sure." With that he put five more thick slices of Bacon on the skillet and resumed cooking.

"Hey Ig, I've got one more question for you."

"And what would that be, oh curious one?"

"Where do babies come from?"

He answered without looking at me. "Why Max and Fang of course."