Ok. My 3rd story. The Haunted Mansion. Now obviously the blood and gore action will happen later on. Usually the 1'st chapter is a preview or the prologue. Sometime even just the 1st chapter. I'm going to do a prologue because it will fit better in the story. I'm switching dawn with misty because I love pokeshipping. I'm also debating whether I should put team rocket in this story.
So without further ado, I give you ch. 1.
I don't own pokemon.
Ash: hey, I knew that!
Misty: that's a first.
Ash: hey!
Me: shut it!
Prologue"Ash Ketchum! You got us lost again!"
Our heroes are once again lost in a deep thick forest.
"well sorry misty, I guess I'm not good at this then".
"what was your first clue…"
"alright you 2, cut it out. We will be out of this forest before you know it", reassured the 3rd member of the group.
"alright misty, here's the map", ash said giving it to her."
"uh…thanks?"
5 minutes later
"ok I could of sworn I saw that same tree 5 minutes ago".
"misty! Now you got us lost!"
"well, sorry. This map isn't easy to read y' know!"
"so why did you yell at me before?!"
"I didn't know it would be hard to read!"
"jeez, think before you act."
"you should speak for yourself".
"Why I oughta-"
"ENOUGH!"
The 2 snapped their heads towards the angry brock.
"I AM SICK OF YOUR CONSTANT BICKERING! THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON LONG ENOUGH! NOW GIVE ME THAT MAP BEFORE I PRY IT OUT OF YOUR COLD, DEAD HANDS!"
(a/n: = me or poo) (poo: omg, brock hasn't been this mad since the 4th episode of dp. 0.o)
They both gulped and cooperated. When brock wasn't looking, misty hid behind ash and ash wet his pants. (me: ew).
"alright, the trail is north. At this rate, we should be in sunnyshore city by tomorrow.
"mm-hum" they both said; Misty still hiding behind ash with Pikachu on her shoulder. Since ash wet himself, he's been trying to hide it. Pikachu didn't like the smell so he went to misty. Azurill was in a pokeball instead of outside.
They were walking along when an- oh my god a dragonite flew in and ate them!...just kidding. Well, it looked like a dragonite flew in and ate them, but…wait a second…IT REALLY DID! AAAAGH! NOOOOOOOOO!...great now what am I going to do!?
"hey we're still alive!"
Oh ok never mind. (damn. There goes my flying monkeys… flying monkeys: …)
Now what really happened was that, well yes, they were in a dragonites mouth. A robot dragonites mouth. By none other than our favorite trio. Tch yeah right. Mine is ash, misty, and brock. … omg I just broke the 4th wall earlier!...cool! ^.^
Jessie: is that a- alright cut! I hate the (bleepin) motto! Let's do a speed through because I already said I will do it once per story. Goddamn it…
Jessie:isthatavoiceihear?
James:itsspeakingtomeloudandclear.
Jessie:onthewind.
Jamespastthestars.
Meowth:inyourear!
Jessie:bringingchaosatabreakneckpace!
James:.
Jessie:.
James:wheneverythingsworse,ourworkiscomplete!
Jessie:Jessie!
James:anditsJames!
Meowth:meowthnowdatsaname!
Jessie:puttingthedo-goodersintheirplace.
James:we'reteamrocket,
Jessie,James&Meowth:andwe'reinyourface!
Wobbuffet:wo-o-obuffet!
Mime Jr.:mime,mime,mime!
You know just for that very long motto introduction, I'm making them already out and on the dragonites snout. This will also be the last you will see team rocket in this story unless I change my mind later on.
"hey, that's funny, our motto sounds shorter than it's supposed to be".
"yeah, you're right Jess".
"yeah it tis we-id".
HOW IS THAT (BLEEPIN) MOTTO SHORTER THAN WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!?
"hey, did you hear something?"
"yeah james. It sounded like bickerin'."
AARGH!
"well, I'm sure it's nothing-"
ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! THIS IS WHY I HATE TEAM ROCKET! THEY'RE INCREDIBLY ANNOYING AND STUPID! GOODDDDDDDAAAMMMNNNN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!
Suddenly a hyper beam flew out of the sky and the robot dragonite blew up.
"WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!...ping!"
Ok. Now I feel better! ^.^…um…was I forgetting something?
"AAAAAGH!"
Aw shit.
"AAAG-"SPLAT!…no…too early of a death. KONK!
All of them groaned.
"man, team rocket is so annoying…"
"yeah…hey. What's that?"
Misty pointed to a house…no, mansion about 20 feet away.
"I don't know misty. Here let me see…". Brock checked the map. "oh! it's on here. It says this place used to be owned by a rich man with a wife and kids. But they were chased by a…ok…it just stopped there. It looks like a person forgot to finish a sentence or something".
All of a sudden, dark clouds hovered over them and it was raining cats and dogs. (me: too many dog and cat pokemon to choose from).
"well brock, I don't know what that book said, but I sure don't want to be out here in this weather!" said misty.
"yeah, you're right misty. Lets go! Come on ash". said brock while he and misty took off towards the house.
Ash started to run but stopped. He had an eerie feeling about this place. He looked up and gasped. If he wasn't mistaking, he could of sworn he saw something look at him from the window. Now ash was too scared stiff to move.
"come on ash!" cried misty. "whats wrong?"
Ash froze.
"ash!" she said grabbing his hand. "lets go!" she started to drag him towards where brock was waiting, holding the front door open. Just before they went inside, ash saw the face disappear. Then he was forced inside with a thud from the door and a click from the lock.
But neither misty, brock, or he even touched the lock; and it sounded like it wouldn't open the next time you open the door.
But unfortunately, no one heard it. No one except the black haired trainer we all know and love.
"oh, you guys?" asked brock. They looked at him. "why does it smell like asparagus in here?"
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5 pg.
Misty: no I'm serious ash. this was the first time you knew something.
Ash: hey!
Me: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! ~brings out mallet~
Ash/Misty: ~gulp and run~
Me: OH NO YOU DON'T! GET BACK HERE!!!
1 hour later
Ash/Misty: ~unconscious~
Me: ugh. Finally.
Yeah uh, er, sorry about that. I was in a bad mood. But if you don't review, I'll send her to your house with a mallet with spikes! HAHAHAHAHA!
Brock: you're not funny.
Me: I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S FUNNY!
Brock: eep!
Later
Brock: ~unconscious~
Me: review please! ^.^