8:53pm
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
WHAT?
SO SHE DEFINITELY LIKES KAITO?
DEFINITELY DEFINITELY?
DEFINITELY DEFINITELY DEFINITELY?
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8:57pm
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
DUDE. I TOTALLY GET THAT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED BY THE SHEER FACT THAT YOUR COUSIN MAY NOT WANT TO WILDLY ROMP WITH YOU BUT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.
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9:01pm
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
Len. Len. LEN.
OKAY THAT WAS MEAN. RIN/LEN ACTION IS IMPORTANT TOO. I AM SORRY. FORGIVE ME?
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9:05pm
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
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9:10pm
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
UGH. I hate you.
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FROM: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
TO: Lmqueen
So I decide to ask Len to bring up Kaito subtly.
And so he agrees because he wants her to raise his babies.
And then he sends me this AMBIGUOUS EMAIL THAT SAYS
"She likes him. No question.
Sorry he's your boyfriend."
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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FROM: Lmqueen
TO: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
That sounds so… forlorn. Maybe she said something and he misinterpreted it? I don't know, even if Rin did like Kaito, I find it hard to believe that she'd tell Len straight out. Did you ask him about it?
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FROM: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
TO: Lmqueen
YES I DID. I sent him heaps of texts and he hasn't replied to any of them. Not ONE.
Dude, what if she really does like him? Then what? Oh my God, this will be so awkward…
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FROM: Lmqueen
TO: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
Well, maybe he's asleep?
She hasn't acted on her feelings before, so I doubt she'd act on them now. I'm sure you're safe.
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FROM: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
TO: Lmqueen
Oh yeah. Totally. Asleep at 9:30. GOOD ONE LUKA.
I'm not worried about her stealing him away, it's just going to be so uncomfortable when we're around each other.
I swear she liked Len.
I swear she did.
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FROM: Lmqueen
TO: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
I know. I thought she did too.
I say, let the girl tell us on her own. If she really does have feelings for Kaito, then she'll tell you sooner or later I'm sure.
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8:57am
To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Miku
Oh my God.
Have not been able to sleep, at all.
Or talk to Kaito.
Or… do, like, anything.
THIS IS THE WORST YEAR EVER. Can we just move to France or something? And eat bread? Forever and ever?
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8:59am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Megurine Luka
I don't think so, no.
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8:59am
To: Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Miku
I miss Rin.
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10:34am
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
DON'T THINK THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN YOU.
I KNOW WHERE YOU SIT.
AND I KNOW WHERE YOU SIT WHEN YOU DON'T SIT WHERE YOU USUALLY SIT.
I WILL FIND YOU!
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10:40am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
So… what's with you running in the other direction we walked towards you?
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10:41am
To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
OH. That was you guys?
I thought it was Meiko.
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10:42am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
…you thought we were Meiko.
The both of us. Combined. Into someone who wears red leather and has brown hair, colours that NEITHER of us wear.
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10:43am
To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
…OKAY, OKAY, I CAVE.
I RAN AWAY ON PURPOSE.
I'M SORRY.
PLEASE DON'T TELL MIKU.
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10:44am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
Why?
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10:45am
To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
Because it got weird when the whole Kaito list happened. I don't want her thinking I like him or whatever.
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10:46am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
You're right. That was weird.
Do you like him?
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10:56am
To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
Um. No.
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10:57am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
That doesn't sound very promising...
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10:58am
To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
It's complicated.
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10:59am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
…it's complicated? You have an 'it's complicated' with Kaito?
How is it that I've never heard anything about this?
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11:01am
To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
Yes I know I'm a horrible person I know I know
Look, I'll tell you all about it at lunch. Meet me at the library? Oh wait, what about Miku?
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11:02am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
Don't you want to tell Miku, too? Anyway, it doesn't matter. She'll be out hunting for Len.
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11:03am
To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
What, why?
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11:04am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
Well, she asked Len if see if he could find out whether or not you liked Kaito, and he replied something like, 'She definitely likes him, sorry he's your boyfriend'.
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11:05am
To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD!
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.
OH MY GOD.
FML.
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11:06am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
What happened?
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11:07am
To: Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
I'LL TELL YOU IN A SECOND! FMLLLLLL
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11:20am
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUU
WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
WHEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEE YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
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11:21am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Len
STOP TEXTING ME. YOU'RE GOING TO GET MY PHONE CONFISCATED.
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11:22am
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
WHY ARE YOU STILL IN CLASS? COME OUT YOU BIG FAT LOSER
sorry I didn't mean that. PLEASE COME OUT OF YOUR CLASSROOM LEN, I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT THINGS TO ASK OF YOU
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11:23am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Len
Can't you just trust me when I say that Rin likes Kaito, and just... deal with it yourself?
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11:24am
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
TRUST YOU?
TRUST YOU?
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE TIME YOU PUT A FROG IN MY LUNCHBOX AND TOLD ME IT WAS A NEW KIND OF FREDDO FROG AND MADE ME EAT IT?
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11:25am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Len
Firstly, that was in fourth grade.
And secondly, WHAT KIND OF AN IDIOT WOULD NOT SEE THAT THAT FROG WAS LIVING AND BREATHING?
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11:26am
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
I DID SEE IT WAS LIVING AND BREATHING. BUT I TRUSTED YOU. AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT ME.
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11:27am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Len
Is that you outside the door?
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11:28am
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
YES I AM HERE WAITING FOR YOU.
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11:29am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Len
Yeah.
Kaito is wondering why you're texting me and waiting for me to finish detention, instead of him.
What do you want me to tell him?
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11:30am
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
...OH MY GOD.
THIS IS BRILLIANT.
YOU ARE BRILLIANT.
Tell him that we have a friendship that we CANNOT DISCLOSE, and having a non-disclosure friendship means that we have to have non-disclosure friendship meetings THAT HE CANNOT BE APART OF.
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11:31am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Len
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
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11:32am
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
You want to copulate with your cousin. And I want to copulate with your best friend.
SUCH MEASURES ARE NECESSARY. TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.
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11:33am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Len
Urgh. Fine. I'll tell you what happened.
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11:34am
To: Kagamine Len
From: Hatsune Miku
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAY ILY LE 3
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FROM: Lmqueen
TO: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
Did you find out what happened with Len?
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FROM: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
TO: Lmqueen
YES I DID. I got him to spill.
Did you end up talking to Rin?
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FROM: Lmqueen
TO: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
Yeah, I did. It was rather interesting.
Tell me about Len, then I'll tell you about Rin.
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FROM: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
TO: Lmqueen
OK.
So I meet up with him after class. Except he was in detention, so I had to like wait there for twenty-five minutes.
SO. He comes out with Kaito, and guess what, I TOTALLY SNUBBED HIM. Kaito, I mean. I was all like, "Oh, didn't see you there" and walked off with Len, arm in arm. It is a totally ingenious plan.
Anyway. So I'm with Len, and we go sit on the benches behind the toilets, and he's all like talking about how he wasn't sure if he should really talk about it, how I should just trust him when he says that she likes Kaito, blah blah blah, but eventually he got to the juicy stuff and said that he found a stuffed yellow lion in her bedroom with a little card saying 'Love, Kaito'.
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And I was like "that doesn't have to mean anything" AND YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN LEN'S FACE, THE UTTER DESPAIR. Oh man, I knew he liked Rin, but wow. And so he's like, "No, there's more to the story" and goes on about how, after some snooping, he found Kaito's middle school photos and an envelope stashed underneath the lion saying 'Dear Kaito'.
DO YOU THINK RIN HAD AN AFFAIR WITH KAITO?
OH MY GOD.
DOES THIS MEAN HE'S MYSTERIOUS PIANO GUY?
Anyway. WHAT DID RIN SAY?
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FROM: Lmqueen
TO: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
...WOW.
'Dear Kaito'? Hmmm...
AND YES MIKU, KAITO IS MYSTERIOUS PIANO GUY.
Miku, don't you know what this means? That means all that stuff about Mysterious Piano Guy's mum applies to Kaito's mum.
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FROM: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
TO: Lmqueen
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT RIN NEVER TOLD ME THAT MYSTERIOUS PIANO GUY WAS KAITO, OF ALL PEOPLE. KAITO.
She was like, MPG's CONFIDANTE. They were really tight. But I guess it makes sense in a way. It's terrible that Kaito's mum had four miscarriages, though. Wow, I totally feel like I know nothing about him. Rin knows way more about him. This is lame.
But wait, Rin told us that MPG moved away... what do you think really happened? Or did Rin tell you?
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FROM: Lmqueen
TO: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
She didn't tell me. And I didn't have the heart to ask, she looked so devastated.
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FROM: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
TO: Lmqueen
OK. I know what to do. Don't worry.
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8:23pm
To: Shion Kaito
From: Hatsune Miku
Hey, bitchpants?
WE NEED TO TALK.
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9:00pm
To: Megurine Luka
From: Gakupo
Oh, my blossom,
You are cuter
Than a possum
Prettier
Than a cat
I would love you
Even if you were fat
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9:05pm
To: Gakupo
From: Megurine Luka
...um.
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a/n: yoyoyoyoyo! Okay, I know you all want to kick me. Enjoy the update? :D