Wife Swap: Cullen Style

Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight.

Claimer: I own the Lee's.

What happens when the Lee's aren't exactly normal, either? Maybe they're vampires..................

Rose's POV

"Let's hurry up and make that video before Esme and Carlisle get back from that doctor's seminar he had," I told my siblings quickly.

"Alright. Jasper, since you have the best impersonation ability, you're going to be Carlisle, off camera, and explain," Alice told Jasper.

"Alright. What about the shots of Esme and Carlisle, though?" Jasper said.

"We'll sneak that later, and remember to get shots of all of us," Nessie said slyly.

We then got the video camera out that was never used, except for those times when we wanted to video-tape something, and started filming.

"Hi, I'm Carlisle Cullen, and this is what my family does on a normal day," Jasper imitated.

Then they got shots of Emmett playing the Wii, Rose and Alice catching up on fashion trends, Bella reading, Nessie writing, Edward listening to his old records, and Esme gardening.

Then, Jasper took us on a tour of the house. "This is the basement," he said as the camera panned across the basement.

"This is the living room," Jasper paused for a minute. "The dining room," Another pause. "The kitchen." Jasper summed up the downstairs in one full five minute tour of the downstairs.

"This is the upstairs," Jasper said.

They showed us shots of everyone's rooms. Then, after showing them the attic, the other floor, where the bathrooms were located, then showing them the garage and the office, the study, and everything else, we put that on a tape and sent it to Wife Swap.

Esme's POV, a few days later

I went out to get the mail as part of my normal routine. I saw an unusually large packet and after going inside, sat down at the table and opened up the large package.

This is what the letter said;

Dear Carlisle Cullen,

Thank you for coming on our show. You're family is quite interesting and thought that it would be a good episode. You will be switching wives with the Lee's in Bowling Green, Ohio. After you receive this, you have a week to prepare to go on the show, and for your wife's leaving your family.

And as we say here at Wife Swap, "On with the Swap!!" Thank you again for coming onto our show.

Sincerely,

The Producers at Wife Swap

I could not contain my rage. "Children," I thundered, "Get down here NOW!!"

They came running down the stairs.

"Sorry, Mom," Alice chirped, "We knew it was going to be fun."

"Why didn't you ask my permission?" I said dangerously quiet.

"Oh, well, because I saw that you would have said yes!!" Alice chirped happily.

"Alright. Stay with this, though, and the human charade." I said.

Alice's POV

I thought I had heard the name Lee somewhere in the vampire world. Maybe it really was them. I had no clue............but still, it was intriguing. I intended to find out more.