"Why is ramen so delicious?"- thinking

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu- Jutsu

YOU LITTLE BRAT/You little brat-Demon speech

The Way Of The Pervert.

Chapter 1: Prologue.

Now, how many people(especially ladies) pause from their self-righteousness and think for a minute. They claim that they hate perverts and do everything in their power to make their lives difficult. Jiraiya, Kakashi and the Sandaime are perverts who have, in one way or the other, been put through the wringer by their female comrades just because they were open about their perversion.

But, what if there was more to being pervert than what meets the eye?

Think about it for a second....

When the name Sarutobi Hiruzen is mentioned, it comes with the alias, the God of Shinobi. He is a very powerful and crafty ninja who attained the position of the Sandaime Hokage, known to use any and all non-bloodline justus that are used by Konoha ninjas. He trained the Densetsu no Sannin(1), and is revered as a great leader.

When Jiraiya of the Sannin is mentioned, it comes with a great deal of awe. He transformed from dobe to ninja genius through hardwork, he is the first and only Toad Sage and user of Toad Ninjutsus. He operates an extensive spy network for the sake of Konoha and is well renowned Seal Master. He also trained Namikaze Minato, the Yondaime Hokage.

Hatake Kakashi is renowned through the world of shinobi as a genius. He is the son of the legendary Konoha no Shiroi Kiba, Hatake Sakumo. He was trained by Namikaze Minato, the legendary Konoha no Kiroi Senkou. He is the only man outside the Uchiha Clan who possesses Sharingan. With it, he has copied over a thousand jutsus earning the names the Copy Ninja and Sharingan no Kakashi.

These three have something in common, they are perverts. They are the bane of society(from the women's point of view) and yet they are among the most powerful shinobi in existence.

Is there a connection between power and perversion? Could there be any thing that makes perverts some of the most powerful people on earth?

This story is about a boy, one who will walk the way of the pervert to its fullest. He is the godson of the world's greatest pervert, he was cared for by the sensei of his godfather, he was put under a team with yet another pervert as his sensei. It is an unbeatable streak of perversion that will culminate in the rise of the the world's greatest ninja....and pervert.

This is the Way of The Pervert.