A/N:
OK, I've actually had this fanfic planned for almost a year now, but seeing how the last new episode of South Park ended on a cliff-hanger note with the question "Who is Eric Cartman's father?", it seemed the best time to write this fanfic now, before the creators change anything with another twist.
Seeing how the episode "200" ended with that question, it seemed like the best time to write this fanfic (I've had to change a few things, but all in all, it works out alright).
By the way, this is fanfic is based on my own opinion. I don't know anything else about Cartman's REAL father so, please don't ask questions. If you disagree with my opinion, that's perfectly fine. Thank you! :)
Sorry for bad spelling and grammar! (Still need to be Beta'd by my awesome new beta, but because tie is of the essence, I have posted it anyway. I will update with corrects soon!)
Enjoy! :)
Title: God Damn It! Who Is My Father!
Rating: T (Because it's South Park!)
Description: Cartman is told that the results of his father's identity were tampered with. Now, stronger than ever, he wants to know who his father is. But is he ready to hear the truth that will change his life forever?
Warnings: May spoil Episode 1405 to those who haven't seen it yet.
Disclaimer: I am obliged to write this statement, for if I don't, I would probably be sued for god knows how much money. In short, I don't own South Park; Matt Stone and Trey Parker do.
God Damn It! Who's My Father!
Written by mpkio2
Part 1
"God damn it, Garrison. Who is my father!"
Mr. Garrison sighed deeply. Cartman couldn't see if he was closing his eyes or anything but he really didn't care at all; he just wanted to know the truth, the truth that the ones closest to him had been keeping a secret for almost over a year. He thought he could trust people, thought they would never lie to him, but god damn it, how wrong he was! How couldn't he see it was a lie, a cover up! He would know...he had experience in that; he had experience in covering up the truth.
Now that Cartman thought about it, what he was told way back when revealed the DNA test and his father's identity, it really didn't make any sense. His mom is his father! Sure, he would believe back then; he was young and gullible. But now that Cartman is older, wiser and more cunning, the stuff he was told, revealed that his mom is a hermaphrodite; it really didn't make any sense at all!
And they had lied to him! , his mom and...his father. Who else was in on it? Was Kyle in on it? What about Stan? Kenny? Were those assholes in on it the whole time and didn't tell him, just so they could laugh behind his back about the whole thing! God, he so hated those assholes! If they were in on it...Cartman would think of some way to get his revenge...oh yes, he would.
But first, his mother. Just his mother. Not his father; she wasn't that anymore. She had lied to him all this time, had gone along with it, covered it up, made him believe a stupid thing that didn't make any sense. She had done this to hi. Funny, and Cartman really believed she cared about hi, thought she was the only one that cared about him; that, obviously, was a lie that Cartman, unfortunately, believed.
And his so called father...why? Why the fuck had he done this to him! Left him and made him a bastard child! How everyone else had a father, and he was left with nothing. Once he knew who his father is, he would ask a lot of heavy questions and his father...his dad...he better have some god damn good answers!
Cartman's thought process was stopped once he realized where he was; in Garrison's bedroom, awaiting an answer from Garrison himself. His back was turned to Cartman; was he bidding time? Was he deliberately pausing for so long? Why? This was starting to get annoying...
"Garrison," Cartman started in a stern voice. "Why aren't you telling me anything?"
"Yeah," came a voice from his hand, the voice belonging to none other than Mitch Connor, the hand puppet con-artist Cartman had created earlier in the year, but now was, strangely, taking on a life of it's...his...own. "Tell him the truth! We want answers!"
Garrison finally turned to face Cartman. A defeated a strange look was on his face.
"Just know this Eric," Garrison started. "We did it for your own sake-"
"Cut the crap," Cartman blurted out not wanting to hear any sob story from Garrison; all he wanted to know was who his father is. That was all he wanted to know...for now. "Just tell me who my father is,"
"I don't think your gonna-"
"Just tell me, Garrison!" Cartman was a little closer to Garrison, showing his death glare at the man, indicating that Cartman was serious; that this was a serious matter.
Garrison, seeing the look in Cartman's eyes, stepped back. The man sighed, looked left and right around the room, as if he was checking the room that no one else was listening in on the conversation.
"Alright, Eric," This was the moment, Cartman though, he would finally know, after for so long of not truly knowing, of being lied to. Finally, Cartman will know the truth...
"Your father is-"
BOOM!
A loud sound went off in the distance outside in the town of South Park. The room started to shake, violently. Objects and furniture started to shake, pictures fell to the floor and smashed from the force. After awhile, Cartman held onto Garrison's bedpost, holding on for dear life. Garrison was holding onto the bed as well. Screams and shouts could be heard from outside...
"What the hell is going on!" Cartman shouted over the loud shaking of the ground and objects.
"I have no idea!" Garrison replied in a shout. !I think it's the-"
But what Garrison thought it was, Cartman didn't know, for the next thing he knew, the floor beneath him started to quake and crack. The next thing he knew, both himself and Garrison were falling, objects falling with them, the floor crumbling beneath, became the ceiling crumbling on top.
Cartman desperately crawled from out of the rumble that was Garrison's house no longer than a few minutes ago. He felt blood gushing from his head and as he stood, he felt a sharp pain rise up his left leg; it hurt like hell. What the hell had happened? Why did Garrison's house crumble to the ground? His answer came shortly when he turned around and saw the devastating scene...
People were screaming like mad, cars were pushed to the side, houses were in pieces, smoke had risen into the air. The earth was shaking, people were on the ground, not moving, people were seriously hurt. Bombs, was the answer. Someone had put bobs in the whole of South Park...what the fuck!
Cartman heard a shuffling sound from behind him. He turned and saw that Garrison was emerging from the rumble, looking banged up, Mr. Hat in his right hand not looking any better.
Cartman walked up to him. Garrison coughed heavily. Cartman pulled Garrison to his face, glared into his eyes and said in a dark voice:
"Who. Is. My. Father!" With each word, Cartman shook Garrison strongly. Garrison just coughed. "Tell me!"
"You better tell him," came the voice of Mitch Connor from Cartman's left hand. Mitch Connor was smudged in black. His face was covered in a black lining, his eyes untouched. "He will kill you if you don't,"
"Your father..." The weak voice of Garrison started. But that was all that was said, as Garrison fell to the ground, unconscious.
Before Cartman could shake him and slap him about to wake him up, a voice from behind shouted out:
"Eric!" Cartman turned around and saw a man running towards him; it was Kyle's dad, Gerald Brofolski. "Your mom has been worried about you! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
"What the hell is going on!" Cartman shouted, gesturing to the destruction around him.
"It was the ginger's; they planted bombs around the town," Gerald answered. "They wanted to see Mohammed out of the bear costume. We didn't show them him and then this all happened," Gerald gestured to the town. "Why didn't we listen to them!"
"Why are you here for?" Cartman asked in a demanding voice pointing to the Jew.
"Your mom was worried about you and I offered to look for you,"
"Likely story," Cartman said in a huff. He folded his arms and turned his back to the Jew man. "You can go and tell that whore that I am never going to see her ever again,"
"Eric, this serious," Gerald said, his voice lower to the ground (Cartman guessed he was kneeling to his level). "I have to get you out of here and take you back to your mom-"
"Ha!" Cartman laughed a fake and dry laugh. "Like she really cares about my safety! Like I believe she's really worried about me! I don't believe it for a second! I'm not going nowhere until I have my answers..."
At this point, Cartman noticed the unconscious Garrison on the ground. Cartman jumped on the man and started to shake him to death.
"Wake up son of a bitch!" He started to slap him now. "You need to tell me who my father is! I need to know, now! I'm not going anywhere until I know the truth! Someone is lying to me and I wanna know who! Who is-"
"Eric...it's me," The voice was very timid, but Cartman heard it perfectly even over his shouts. Cartman turned, slowly, to face the man that was Gerald Broflovski.
"What?" Cartman asked in a distant and shocked voice. "What did you say?"
Gerald sighed deeply and closed his eyes. It looked like what he was trying to say to Cartman was killing him inside.
"I am your father, Eric. It's me."
Although there was screams, loud shouting, the rumbling under Cartman's feet, Cartman couldn't hear any of it. All he could hear was the words that were blurted to him by the one man he wished he never heard them blurted out of. He wished it wasn't true, he hoped, prayed in his head, that it wasn't true.
He wished he wasn't the son of a Jew...
-TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2-
A/N:
Sorry I had to leave off with a cliff-hanger (I'm sorta parodying what Matt and Trey did in the "200" episode of South Park). Didn't attend to leave it there but I figures this need to be in two parts o, maybe, three parts (I don't really know yet).
Forgot to mention, this whole fanfic will be based around Eric Cartman and the storyline of his father's identity. (The other storylines will be included and mentioned but they're not the main focus in this fanfic).
This picture here (Which is a preview for the next episode "201") is what inspired me to have Cartman to go and see Dr. Mephesto in the next part. Also, Mitch Connor is covered in black which I made him from the crumbling of r. Garrison's house:
http:/www. comedycentral. (Remove the gaps!)
Anyway, what do you think so far? Leave a review to let e know! More reviews, faster I will update!
I'm hoping to get this all posted before the next episode of South Park, but there's no guarantees.
So is Gerald Brofolski the father of Eric Cartman (Or Eric Broflovski. LOL)? Find out in the next episode where Cartman goes to Dr. Mephesto to find out more answers...
PLEASE REVIEW! :)
~mpkio2~