Rating: No language, some violence.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars.
Author's Notes: Star Wars makes things easier, doesn't it? This is just me trying to exercise my writing juices during a time when I don't have much time to write…This has probably been done before, but whatever. Here is my take. :)

Snakes had seeped out of a box in the cargo hold. It was supposed to have fruit for Sahmjaxonia, which was under blockade. But something had gone terribly wrong.

Seeing a serpent bite the ankle of a Clonetrooper crew member, Mace Windu growled, "Enough is enough! I have had it with these nerfherding snakes on this nerfherding ship!"

Then he whipped out his lightsaber and cut every single snake in half.

After contemplating the carcasses for a few seconds, everyone went back to work. At least they didn't have to turn around for new supplies. Sahmjaxonians thought snake a delicacy.