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Sorry Its been so long, I hope yall haven't forgotten about this story. This was such a hard chapter to write simply because I wrote this whole chapter on my cell phone! Please review to help ease my hand pain!

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"Have I ever shot a gun?" She ground softly as she pulled herself up and out of her bed. Rubbing the sleep and hangover from her eyes she ran her fingers through her curls. "Once dad took me to a shooting range, told me it was a life lesson." She could hear his heavy foot steps crossing the room. "Did you learn anything?" He asked as he slid his arm through his jacket. "No, my dad let me shoot once before he got distracted by the whore behide the counter." She laughed darkly as she slipped into a red sundress and pulled on her leather jacket. He had made his was into the bathroom where he was smoothing down his greasy green tresses. He smiled darkly at his reflection. " Well then, let daddy J teach you a few lessons." She giggled as she zipped up her boots. "What did you have in mind." Harley made her way from the bedroom and into the livingroom where she saw both dogs sound asleep on the couch. "Well my darli-ng Harl thats a surprise, and I would hate to ruin it for you." He moved past her towards the door. She giggled and walked out of her apartment. The nigh air was cool as they made their way down the steps. When they reached the quiet street Joker walked past her and made his way to a line of parked cars. She saw a slight grin form on his face as he started to point at each car mouthing something. She watched as the amusement grew in his eyes. "And you are it." He chuckled darkly and the next thing she knew his gloved fist smashed through the passenger window. Glass fell covering the sidewalk as he walked around the car opening the driverside. Harley watched as he settled into the seat then his head fell below the dash. She slowly walked toward the car, glass crunching under her boots. His head popped back up and his dark eyes met hers. "Get in." The drive was a quiet one. He seemed to in his own world, his eyes moving so quickly it was a wonder they stayed on the road. "Cant you give me a hint?" She broke the silence. He slowly looked over at her as if he had forgotten she was there at all. "What?" He cocked an eyebrow at her the looked back up at the road. "You said it was a surprise, don't I get a hint?" She watched as he tapped his fingers on the wheel. Then the car stopped. "We walk from here." He said as he started out of the car leaving her. After only a short walk down the narrow back road they stopped at a door hidden by wooden pallets and garbage cans. He pushed the mess from his way with a groan. Yanking the door open he gave her a dark look as if was annoyed at the fact she couldnt read his mind. "Go." And she went. The smell hit her first, it smelled of mold, gunpowder and blood. She heard him slam the door behind her. His footsteps where heavy as he trudged across the old wooden floor of the small dimly light empty room. She had a million questions but she couldnt seem to bring herself to ask any of them. Joker lead them through a dark maze of rooms until he stopped at a door the had a large man standing outside of it. "What was all of that shit doing outside?" Joker asked as he slid his jacked off and started rolling up his sleeves. "Oh boss some of the guys thought it would be a good idea since one guys has already..." "Do I pay any of you to think?" Joker cracked his neck then knuckles before glancing at Harley then the man. "No sir, but" "Give me your gun." The man looked shocked but without hesitation handed his gun over. Joker turned to Harley and smiled. "Life lesson number one." Then the gun went off, sending a single bullet straight through the mans head. "Never question me, bit I think we have already talked about that havent we." Before she could answer he pushed the mans body away from the door and opened it. They stepped into the tiny dimly light room. There where 6 men all standing around a chair. "Move." He said simply. The men quickly walked past her and out of the room. Then she noticed him. Her heart beat so loud, then her hands started to shack. In the middle of that room was a chair and in that chair sat her boss. His hands and feet bound, his hair greasy from the sweat that rolled from it. His eyes covered with duct tape along with his mouth. He was struggling hard causing the metal chair to scratch hard on the old wood floor. "Surprise." The Joker said softly from behind her. He place his gloved hand on her shoulder. "Dont you want to know how your employer ended up in my chair? Well Harley lesson number 2 dont sneak around, its very unbecoming. Lesson number 3 if you want something." He said as he walked around her placing the warm gun into her small sheaking hand. "You have to take it. He has been nothing but controlling and demeaning to you. He is a problem that needs to be taken care of. He is what is standing between...us." The last word was a whisper as he moved back behinde her putting a arm around her waist and the other made her lift the gun towards the man. She could feel his smile grow on her cheek. "I want you to end your employment with this man." He whispered in her ear. "How did he get here?" He chuckled. "He was looking for you. I dont like people noising in my business." He said as she watched her former boss struggle with his restraints. "Kill him now." She held her breath then held the gun straight but she couldnt do it. "NOW" He hissed. Then slowly the gun slipped from her hand. In one quick movement Joker grabbed the gun froo
m the ground laughing, he fires off 3 shots. She watches as Barrys body slumps. Joker turned back toword her with a crooked grin. "Harley my dear you have disappointed me, I dont like being disappointed." Then he laughed as he smashed the butt of his gun right across her cheek causing her to crash onto the cold wood floor. "But we have plenty of time to work on that, now dont we baby." He walked passed her body chuckling darkly. ~~~~~~~~~
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