Author's note: I don't own anything!
Summary: Voldemort demands that the death eaters buy him some chicken nuggets
Voldemort was bored sitting in his chair daydreaming of one of his evil plans until suddenly he felt hungry. "I should eat," he thought to himself.
He twirled his invisible mustache with his finger. "Wait, what am I doing? I am the dark lord! I can make my own mustache damn it!" he bellowed.
So he made his own mustache and began to twirl it with his fingers. "This will totally attract the ladies," he chuckled to himself, "Wait I'm hungry…I need to get food, but I'm thinking of an evil plan. I will send one of my minions! DRACO MALFOY COME IN HERE AT ONCE"
The door slowly opened as a timid Draco Malfoy entered. "You called my lord?" he squeaked.
Draco suddenly saw Voldemort's mustache. "OMG WHAT IS THAT FURRY THINGY ON YOUR FACE?" Draco screamed.
"SILENCE YOU FOOL!" yelled Voldemort, "I AM THE DARK LORD AND NEVER QUESTION ME!"
"Apologies my lord for my son," Lucius Malfoy whispered as he entered the room with his shiny white/blonde hair blinding everyone.
"GAH YOUR HAIR! IT BLINDS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the Dark lord yelled, "Tone it down seriously!"
"For your information my lord, I have a hair appointment tomorrow. Bellatrix is taking me to the salon," Lucius announced.
"Good to hear. Now onto business!" Voldemort smiled, "I am planning our next evil plan…but in order for my evil mind to work I need some food. It is your mission to find me some delicious chicken nuggets."
"Chicken…nuggets?" Lucius questioned, "What are those?"
Draco snorted and rolled his eyes at his father. "Dad, it's a fried piece of breaded chicken," Draco replied.
"OH HIGH FIVE MY MAN!" cheered Voldemort, "Draco's got it goin on!"
Draco smiled as he had finally pleased his lord. "We had them for lunch once at Hogwarts. Snape demanded them apparently," Draco continued.
"So where do you propose we get these chicken nuggets?" Lucius asked.
"Go to the store you fool!" Voldemort snapped.
So Draco and Lucius teleported to a local wizard store. "WELCOME TO WIZZY FUN FOOD!" a cheery witch greeted them, "I hope you find what you are looking for."
"Tell me, which isle do you have chicken nuggets? The dark lord requests them," Lucius asked.
"Isle 7," chirped the witch, "Shall I lead the way?"
Lucius nodded as Draco wondered off to the candy isle. When the witch showed Lucius where the nuggets were, he was presented with a variety of nuggets. "Oh my goodness!" Lucius exclaimed, "SO many to choose from!"
"Did the dark lord say what kind of nuggets he wanted? This week we are having a special on dinosaur nuggets," the witch declared.
"Oooooo DINOSAUR NUGGETS!" Voldemort giggled.
"OMG how did you get here?" Lucius asked.
"Magic," Voldemort smiled.
"OMG! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?????????" the witch asked.
"Sure girlfriend," Voldemort responded.
The witch handed him a piece of paper and she said, "My name is Shelby."
"Nice to meet you Shelby, I'm the Lord of DARKNESS" Voldemort declared as a scary opera song played out of nowhere.
He finished the autograph and turned to Lucius. "Buy me the dinosaur nuggets!" Voldemort whispered.
Lucius sighed as he picked out the dinosaur nuggets. "Hey Shelby, wanna come over and have dino nuggets with me?" Voldemort asked Shelby.
"Sounds like fun, I will be there for sure," Shelby smiled.