(Girl appears in a puff of smoke with brown eyes and black, brown, red (ehu as we call it) hair, a white cap, white capris, white tank top, purple jacket and black shoes.)
Maui Girl 808: * cough's* okay who put the monkey in charge of the smoke screens? Cause dammit there's too much! * Coughs * okay. Welcome to * cough * Viking idol.
Tuffnut: Why the hell am I here?
Maui Girl 808: Cause I said so. Now shut up and get ready to sing your heart out!
Tuffnut: Hell no I'm not singing for all the treasure in the world.
Maui Girl 808: Well you can sing, or you can say bye bye to your dragons and take a nice long dip in the pit of death!
Tuff: The pit of what now?
Maui Girl 808: (Presses button on random remote. Trapdoor opens.) See this trap door? Well inside are thousands of angry, hungry, and untamable Zippleback's and Deadly Nadder's. I'll throw you in there and they'll chew and chomp but don't worry you won't die.
Tuff: Thank god!
Maui Girl 808: Oh no my Viking friend they'll just keep biting you until I tell them stop!
Hiccup: (shivers) don't do it man! Just don't! I've been in there once it's hell in a bottle!
Maui Girl 808: Yes I'm not funny so my cruelty makes up for it! So if no one sings I make up a punishment that'll be worse than the last.
Snotlout: Well I don't care what you do to me! I'll never sing!
Maui Girl 808: (eyes covered in shadow) oh you'll sing all right. Trust me I'm having you go last Snotlout. Oh yes you're last meaning your punishment is the worst!
Snotlout: HA! Like you scare me.
Maui Girl 808: (hair turns into fire)
Snotlout: Okay now you scare me…
Maui Girl: (hair goes back to normal) Okay! Now that that's out of the way let's see first up is… (Shuffle's deck. Pick's random card.) Hiccup!
Hiccup: Wait what no you must be kidding me! I'm not ready!
Maui Girl: My sun, moon and stars your right!
Hiccup: phew…
Maui Girl: I forgot the rules! Okay guys now you have to sing twice. Your first song can be anything, it can be dedicated to someone, it can be something you like, or it can be only that doesn't even make sense! But your second song must be dedicated to your dragon.
Hiccup: What?! I gotta dedicate something to Toothless?
Maui Girl: Yep, and to make sure you do here's my cousin Alicecullen123 to make sure you do!
(Girl with curly brown hair and a brown dress with brown leggings appears' and is locked in a cage.)
AC123: What am I doing here?
Maui Girl: If they don't dedicate something to their dragon I lock them in the cage with you.
AC123: That's not gonna do anything.
Maui Girl: Hiccup was the one that broke your ipod not me.
AC123: What?! Where is he? I'll kill him! (Foams at mouth)
Maui Girl: Well there ya go Hiccup! Now have you picked a song yet?
Hiccup: Uh… I guess so. I'm not really the bravest guy though…
Maui Girl: No ones probably gonna read this story so just hurry up and sing! Oh and after everyone sings their solo they have to sing a duet!
All: What?!
Maui Girl: That's right and I've already picked the pairs so HAHA!
All: This sucks dragon S***
Maui Girl: Yes. Yes it does. Now Hiccup tell me what song you're singing and I'll get the music.
Hiccup: (Whispers)
Maui Girl: OH I LOVE THAT SONG! Okay hang on… Wait! Audience! (Claps hand. Thousands of people appear) Okay go Hiccup!
(Spotlight falls on Hiccup) * Music starts *
Hiccup: (nervously puts mic to his mouth.)
*quietly sings *
Here I am
There you are
Why does it seem so far
Next to you is where I should be (where I wanna be)
Something I
Want so bad
Tuffnut: Oh god he's blowin it!
Astrid: (punches Tuffnut unconscious) Sorry Ruff I know that's your thing)
Ruffnut: I don't care. Served him right.
Astrid: (Pushes through crowd to front of the stage.) Hiccup you can do it! Only look at me! Look at me! Only me
Hiccup: (nods)
Know what's inside your head
Maybe I could see what you see (tell me what you see)
Gotta keep on believing
That everything takes time
I'll make up any reason
To make you mine
If you're staying or leaving
I'll follow your lead
So why keep pretending
Open your eyes
I can be what you need
(Winks at Astrid)
Any kind of guy you want, girl
That's the guy I'll be (that's the guy i'll be)
Turn myself upside down (yes I will, yes I will)
Any kind of guy you want, girl
You know I'll agree (you know i'll agree)
Turn your whole world around (yes I will, yes I will)
Any kind, any kind
Any kind of guy you want
You decide
Change your mind
I will be there (i'll be there)
Won't you try
One more try
Be my any kind of girl
You decide
It's alright
I will be there
Let me know if I'm getting through
Making you understand
If it's wrong I'll try something new (try something
new)
Don't look away
Cause I'm here to stay
If it's a game
Then I'm gonna play
Any kind of guy you want
You decide
Change your mind
I will be there (i'll be there)
Won't you try
One more try
Be my any kind of girl
You decide
I will be there!
Audience: WOO HOO!! (applause dog whistles. All that)
Hiccup: (falls off stage and smiles at Astrid) Any kind of guy you want girl. That's the kind I'll be.
Astrid: Oh… Now get back up there and sing for the nightfury.
Hiccup: Oh right. I haven't picked a song for him…
Maui Girl 808: Oh that's okay you can sing in the next chapter. We're out of time anyway. So (turns to readers) Hate it? I know, but hey blame me for trying? Review or else panda's will cry! Please? I own nothing. AC123 really IS my cousin and I don't own the song.
All: BYE!!