Summary: Naruto get invited to a haunted house but its more then it seems!

Pairing: ItaNaru, KibaNaru, SasuNaru, SaiNaru

Warning: Yaoi, Zombies, Random Death And Scared!Innocent!&Childlike!Naruto

So lets try starting.

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A little ball of energy giggled opening his house's door and tackling the neighbour hood mail man just as he was about to put a letter into the mail slot "LETTER LETTER!!!!" the tiny ball of energy squealed ripping the letter away from the mail man who looked like he was tramatized for life

"O-Ohayou N-Naruto-kun" the mailman rasped out

"Ohayou Daiki-kun!" Naruto giggled, boncing back into his house not caring about the tramatized mail man, then bonced over to his foster father Iruka's room and opened the door

Naruto ran over to his father who was asleep on his bed

"Papa Papa! Letter letter!!" Naruto squealed jumping ontop of his father's sleeping form

Iruka grunted opening a eye "a Letter?" he asked yawning

Naruto nodded holding the letter closely to his own face "Mmm-Hmm it says its for me!" The little ball of energy squealed hugging the letter

Iruka laughed pulling the letter out of Naruto's grasp before he could open it

"HEEEEEYYY" Naruto screeched trying to grab the letter back

"Uh-uh i have to read it first" Iruka said batting his small hand away

Naruto pouted "Hurry up then!" he screeched yet again

Iruka laughed opening the letter, pulling it out and began reading it

Naruto tried his best to stay quiet and still until..."SPARKLE!!!" he squealed suddenly seeing sparkles from the sun reflecting into the room

He then tried to tackle the wall to capture the sparkles....only to smash his face against the wall instead

Iruka stopped reading for a second to shake his head at the fact his son possibly had a severe case of ADD, then went back to reading the long letter

Naruto whined rubbing his now sore and red face "Owwie owwie owwiiieeee!!!!" he whined louder

Iruka finally finished reading "Naruto you should REALLY learn to not tackle the sparkles" Iruka said using air quotes on the word sparkles "But anyway the letter says you and me were invited to a haunted house"

Naruto's eyes turned shiny "Haunted house? like ghosts??" he asked

Iruka laughed nodding "Yes Naruto like ghosts"

Naruto squealed glomping Iruka "Can we go please please ppllleeeassee????" he asked putting on his best puppy dog face

Iruka hugged Naruto sighing "Okay okay we can go"

Naruto squealed "YAAAAAAAAAY" he yelled letting go of Iruka and began running in circles

Iruka stared long and hard "Naruto your--" he began only to get cut off as Naruto ran into the wall for a second time that day

"--going to hit the wall again." Iruka finished saying rubbing the bridge of his nose in annoyance

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well thats the end for now

hope you enjoyed chapter one

chapter two will be up as soon as i can type it ^^;

i also forgot to mention that this has KakaIru in it

well anyway i have to get back to thinking

so feel free to review and suggest things as much as you want

no flaming please...