Moving.. my worst nightmare! Let me break this down I, Maximum Ride (Max), hate moving. But it seems that I am alone on this subject. My dad (he maybe my "dad" but he's not a very good one) Jeb is silent on the matter. And that means in my world it means that he likes it because we move so much. For the past 3 years we have moved four times. Jeb has been "transferred" (him being a scientist and all), but I think he tikes to see me suffer. He does this by letting me make one or two new friends and then "Oh hey Max guess what? We are moving to . . . " I was completely oblivious what his plan was so I ended up playing into it, then I figured it out and I know now how to avoid that. Which means no friends, no boyfriends, so basically no contact with anyone that is not part of my family (which upsettingly was only me and Jeb). If you didn't know my "plan" to not get hurt then you would think I was a loner and was shy. Let's say NEITHER ARE TRUE! I am so loud and I speak my mind whether with Jeb or at school (for anyone fool who decides to make fun of me, or think that they can beat me which will never happen). And before I kept moving I had tons of friends but a lot of people thought I was weird because of the way I dress or my "attitude" I kinda have one of them that says "Come-up-to-me-and-say-something-bad-you'll-get-your-butt-whooped-by-a- girl". Anyway maybe Jeb isn't trying to do this to me and if he isn't he is doing a dang good job.

Jeb is the kinda man that has multiple sides. One side is "Oh hi Max how was school?" and the other is "Get up now you piece of scum and go clean the bathroom". I can make a book out of Jeb well him and his two egos.

So now I am in Arizona about 15 minutes from my new house (which I haven't seen I might add). According to Jeb it's "a nice, cute little neighbor hood" ya right.

Sorry about the long intro so I am not gonna bother you with telling you about the new house or my room. Okay…I will say one thing. My room is cool! It has a balcony and it has dark blue walls with black splattered onto it. It looks cool!

~5 hours later~

"MAXIMUM RIDE GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!" Jeb all but screamed.

"Oh ya like now I am gonna start listening to you. What dream are you living in Jeb?"

"NOW"

"Fine I am coming so don't get your panties in a twist"

"Good now that you are down here, finally. I have some thing to tell you. You start at your new school on Monday and try and blend in. Don't get sent to the principles office when you have only been in the school for 20 minutes. K?"

"Ya…no. Okay now let me tell you something. I don't have to listen to your "orders" so get over it. And I will act how I want to act.."

"No you won't I am your dad and I am in control"

"Since when? You make us move at least every year and so I make a new friend and then you break the news. Ya thanks Jeb. I think I am going to do things my way."

And with that he stalked away and I internally laughed. He is such an idiot sometimes. Okay time for a game plan (so to speak): Tonight = be bored, Saturday = be even more bored and then on Sunday = get ready for my nightmare. Fun NOT!

Hey Everyone. Should I continue? Thanks.

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