Hello, everyone.

I have decided, on account of a sudden lack of useful ideas, that I am no longer continuing this story.

But do not despair. I have passed it on to my dear friend KatelynGibbs to continue it.

KatelynGibbs, otherwise known as Ravi.

She's pretty cool. Also, she was supplying a lot of the ideas for this anyway, so it's just as well. I guess.

ANYWAY.

She's going to be continuing National Emergency, but her internet is pretty unreliable. So don't yell at me if she doesn't do it very quickly.

We're all cool here, right?