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Dean can't get his four year old son to eat his peas. Dean/Castiel slash

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Dean and a little boy that looked like him sat at the kitchen table with a plate, still with a pile of peas on it.

"Ethan, your not leaving this table unless you finish your peas." Dean told him what felt like the millionth time.

"Bet I cab last longer then you." Not only did he look like him, but he had Dean's mouth. Trying to remain claim Dean tried another way to get the job done.

"I tell you what Ethan, for each pea you eat I will give you a quarter." Ethan gave him the 'Do I look stupid to you look'.

"Five dollars a pea." Daddy's head fell a little. He forgot for some strange reason he was just as smart as Sam. Damn a four year old was giving the turn around and out smarting at every turn. Where the hell was Castiel when he needed him. Dean gave his son a dead look into his eyes.

"Listen to me you little anti-pea eater, eat the peas or else" Ethan shook his head. Dean was getting ready to do the or else part to the kid when Castiel walk into the room.

"Still hasn't eaten his peas?" He asked. Dean and Ethan shook their heads.

"Did you tell him his not leaving the table until he finished his peas?"

"Yes,"

"Did you offer him money?"

"Yes,"

"Did you do the or else thing?"

"Yes,'

"Were you going to do the or else thing before I walked in?"

"Yes,"

"I see, ok let me give it a try." Castiel pull a chair next to Ethan.

"Ok son here is the deal, you don't have to eat your peas tonight." Ethan and Dean were both surprised.

"Really do you mean it?" Than asked not sure if he could believe his father.

"Sure, but if you choose not to then for the next week all three of use will be eating is peas." Ethan's eyes widen.

"You wouldn't dare do that?" Castiel had a evil grin on his face.

"Sure I can." He started counting down all of things peas could be used for.

"Slit Pea Soup, Tuna Noodle Casserole with Peas and many other things." A finger pointed at the plate.

"Choice is yours, either you eat the peas now so we can have something new for dinner, or you leave it alone and eat peas in a meal for a week." Ethan began to shovel down his dinner. Dean was one thing, but Castiel will one hundred percent go through with it.

"Good boy get ready for bed, we will be up shortly to tuck you in." Ethan took off running.

Dean and Castiel look at each other.

"Your amazing hot stuff." A smile spread across the Angel's face.

"Give hot stuff a kiss." Dean lean foreword and place a kiss on the hot Angel's lips.

"Now if I can only get you to eat your peas." Dean laughed.

"I'm a adult, so I don't have too." Castiel grab Dean's hand.

"Remember mister I have ways of getting up to eat your peas and you just seen." Dean stood up pulling Castiel with him.

"Let's get the kid tucked in and you can show me."

THE END