Okay... so Imma say this now: I am so, so, super, unbelievably sorry this has taken so long. You see, recently there has been a serious family issue and it's taken me away from everything. The situation is finally calming down and so hopefully my regular updates will return soon :) Again, I'm so sorry for the wait and I hope readers of this fic will still want to read this final chapter

You asked the questions and now you're finally gonna get your answers! This is the Interview chapter! :D
NOTE: Things I say are in bold just so you know the difference :P

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Omake! ~ Interview

A spotlight shines, focuses on the stage. On the stage is a long table with places for those set to appear in what is to come. Glasses of water have been provided. The audience and interviewers crowd into the room, waiting for the contestants to appear. Then comes the familiar music: the Lang Zi Says theme tune. In come those we have all been waiting for: The Lang Zi Says competitors and the author make their way to the long table and sit down. The interview has begun...

"ALRIGHT! Welcome to the interview chapter everyone! My name is Kyo and I'm the author of this fic so you will probably know me as xx-animeXalchemist-xx. I have decided to host this thing, so sorry Kay! Throughout this fic, I have asked for your questions for the characters and I am pleased to say I actually got some! ^_^ The characters are here to answer these questions and then we will open up to the interviewers in the audience for any questions they may have. So without further ado, let's get on with the first question!"

*audience cheer*

"So I have two questions here from wolfdragon731. This first one is for Miles Edgeworth and it asks: So, Miles, do you have a new use for your cravat? I mean, does Shin like to leave hickeys or love bites... Or perhaps does he like to leave both? Hehe... I like this question! So Edgey, your answer?"

"...What kind of question is that! I mean, why on earth would you assume that Lang and I now have that kind of relationship?"

"...Do you?"

"...Yes..."

"Then answer!"

"No! I retain my right to remain silent!"

"Fine. Then I'll retain my right to unleash the man eating squirrel and his friends on you."

"What?"

"You see, I have to make sure that everyone will answer. So I came up with my idea: you can't lie as Little Thief will tell me. And you have to answer as-" *pulls off a cloth covering something* "-you can clearly see that I have contained the man eating squirrel and his other friends in this cage right here! Failure to answer will result in you getting squirreled."

"Nngh... You wouldn't dare."

"Try me -_-"

"Fine! I'll answer! ... Well..." The prosecutor looked down at the floor, a slight blush coming to his cheeks. As he was struggling to compose himself and was trying and get the right words, a small grin came to Lang's face. The agent let out a small chuckle, earning him one of Edgeworth's infamous death glares.

"You might as well say, after all it's not like you can dodge the issue."

"I'm well aware of that fact! Ahem, to answer the question... umm..."

"You're taking too long! Kay, do me a favour and grab Edgeworth's cravat would you? We'll soon see if Lang does leave hickeys."

"Sure thing!" The Yatagarasu sprang into action, doing a very impressive ninja-like routine to land right in front of Miles. Making an attempt to grab the cravat, Miles managed to neatly dodge out the way.

"Fine I'll say! He... does..." The prosecutor said this quietly and was blushing insanely. Lang had a proud smirk on his face, however it soon disappeared when the next question was asked.

"The next question is for Lang. It asks: Agent Lang, who would you say wears the pants in this relationship?"

It was Miles that now had a smirk, and looked at Lang in a way that said, "Oh I am SO loving this!"

"Well... I'd guess you'd say it was equal." Was Lang's answer.

"Oh really?" Said Edgeworth in a way that sounded threatening. "You honestly believe that it's equal?" The prosecutor raised an eyebrow.

Lang let out a low growl, "Grr... GAH! Fine! Pretty Boy does! Ya happy? -_-"

Kay giggled and Gumshoe stated, "That's Mr. Edgeworth for you pal!"

"On with the next question and it is from Shadow. It's another one for Edgey and it asks: Who are you going to choose to be your slave, and what are you going to make them do? :3 Yeah... Come to think of it I was wondering that myself. Well, your answer Edgey?"

A devious grin appeared on the lips of the silver haired one. There was literally a temperature drop. Miles proceeded to look at Lang.

"H-Hey! Why would ya pick on me?"

"Well I was originally intending to target someone else, but after you saying you thought there was equal power in our relationship..."

"C'mon! I admitted that you were the one in charge!"

"Yes, but you didn't say that straight away did you? I think I may have to pick on you to be my slave so I can adequately punish you so you will never make that mistake again..."

After Miles said this, Kay began having fan girl fantasies of how exactly Miles would 'punish' Lang and it seemed Lang had the same ideas as Kay because a glint came to his eye and his smirk reappeared.

"Well then, guess I'll just have to accept my punishment."

Unable to let this one slip by, Rhoda chimed in with, "Why don't you borrow Ms. von Karma's whip? After all, Ms. Skye demonstrated perfectly the effects it can have."

If Edgey's glare could turn people to stone then the glare Lana gave Rhoda could have shattered them into a million pieces. Despite the fact that Lana looked like she would kill someone, everyone laughed anyway. Well, everyone except Franziska who stated that, "A whip is for discipline you foolish fools and not for trivial things such as twisted pleasure!"

It was Maggey who dared say something risky this time. "So is that to say you've never used your whip like that when you're with Adrian?"

Turning scarlet, the blue haired girl smacked her whip against the floor exclaiming, "YOU FOOLISH FOOL! HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING?"

"So... is that a no?"

"..."

"Scientifically speaking, that stunned silence suggests otherwise," said Ema, while typing in some random data into her PDA."

"Fool!" Shouted Franziska as she lifted up her whip and smacked it down on Gumshoe.

"Ouch! What was that for pal?"

"Silence! I'm sick of this foolishness!"

"Okay no need for violence people! Franziska is into BDSM, let's just leave it at that."

"Say that again you fool!" Threatened Franziska, her whip poised.

"Don't be too hasty." *points to man eating squirrels* "You really wanna hit me with that?"

Deciding that she liked her face the way it was, von Karma sat down huffily but didn't continue the issue.

"Well it seemed we got sidetracked for a bit there. Time to carry on. The next question is from HelloReality and they would like to know what Kay's favourite yaoi moment was."

"Kyaaaa~ There were just so many! Okay, I'd have to say the first kiss in the town! WAIT! The mud wrestling! WAIT! When Mr. Edgeworth was the uke! WAIT! The Cravat dare! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! I can't decide there were just so many and I loved them all! KYAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~" Kay sank down in her chair as she let her yaoi fantasies get the best of her.

"Oh dear... It appears we have temporarily lost Kay "n.n Well... I guess we should carry on anyway. So these are our final questions from the readers and they are both from Lacrimosa Lolita. I'll save the second one for later in the interview but the first one says: I don't know about everyone else but when I get into an argument or play a game, I always think up of things that I could have said or done differently afterward. This usually results in, "Man! I should have totally said this!" So, my question is, did you guys think that you gave a too easy of a Lang Zi? Did you think up of different Lang Zis after you gave one to someone and if so, what were they? Right, so let's do this in an orderly fashion and take turns! Franziska, go first if you please."

"I feel that my Lang Zi's were fine as a von Karma must be perfect. Seeing as I am perfect, I would have done nothing differently."

"Seriously?"

"Don't question my perfection you imperfect fool!"

"Ouch... okay then, Meekins you've been awful quiet. Care to share if you'd have done something differently?"

"I wouldn't have come sir! THIS LITTLE MAN WAS FORCED TO COME HERE BY THE SCARY THIEF!"

Everyone looked at Kay accusingly.

"How was I supposed to know he was gonna get savaged by a squirrel?" As she said this, a squeaking sound that sounded a lot like evil laughter came from the cage containing the man eating squirrel.

"That's... slightly worrying. I'd better keep an eye on that squirrel. But anyways, Maggey do you have any regrets?"

"Yes." Said the ex-cop icily. "If given the chance to repeat the competition then I would have caught the science girl no matter what -_-"

Ema let out a little squeal and shielded her PDA. "I wouldn't do anything differently as I saved my precious PDA and that's all that matters!"

"Lauren Paups, you to have been quiet. Would you have done anything differently?"

"Oh... Oh Lauren! She's asking you a question! I must answer! I must! But no! You can't can you? It's just that- Oh dear!" *faints*

"Uh-huh... Guess I shoulda seen that coming. Err... Kay. Would you have done anything differently?"

"Nope! ^_^ I got Mr. Edgeworth and Wolfie together and I got loads of yaoi out of it so from my point of view it was great! :D"

"I would have done something differently, pal. I would have kept my mouth shut so I could have given my really good Lang Zi! I'd thought about it for ages and it was really good pal! I just never got to use it..."

"Care to explain what it was?"

I can't sir! You see I'm saving it, just in case."

"Fair enough, I guess it may come in handy in the future... Oh! While I remember, sadly Colias Palaeno is busy running his country and so couldn't be here so I guess we'll never know if he would have done anything differently. Lana, would you have done anything differently?"

"Yes. After analyzing my performance I would have taken better care and not fallen into Edgeworth's trap like I did. I also would have gotten Edgeworth to kiss Agent Lang or Detective Gumshoe or something along those lines. Maybe have him running around naked?"

"What!" Exclaimed Miles. "There's no way I'd have done that!"

"And that's precisely why I should have issued them as Lang Zi's. I was far too nice and I assure you that it won't happen again."

"Rhoda? You happy with how things turned out?"

"On reflection, I think that wearing chocolate underwear was a mistake. It all melted! So I would have rethought my underwear choice."

"Just out of pure curiosity, why were you wearing chocolate underwear?"

"I believe I mentioned that they were a present from Cammy?"

"Yeah..."

"Well I was intending to spice up our meeting at the prison as she always-"

"-Okay! That's alright Rhoda, this is rated T ya know!"

"Yeah, I thought that would be your reaction," giggled the flight attendant.

"Wolfie, change anything?"

"Of course. What would I have done differently? Win. Yeah, if I was to repeat the contest I'd make sure that I'd be victorious."

"And that's all you'd change?"

"Of course. As long as I get the win, everything else is irrelevant! After all, Lang Zi Says: A wolf's trials prepare him for the ultimate goal of triumph."

"Okay then... Finally, Edgey would you have done anything differently?"

"Stop calling me Edgey! Honestly you are just as bad as Butz!"

"Would you prefer Edgey-poo?"

"Absolutely not! *sigh* To answer the question I would have stayed in my office, thus avoiding the utter chaos."

"Aww, you don't mean that Mr. Edgeworth. After all, you and Wolfie have gotten a whole lot closer ;) Plus, you also won!"

"I guess... Maybe I would have competed then. But I would have found a way to get out of wearing that utterly humiliating maid outfit!"

"Aw, but it looked so good on you," said Lang playfully.

Everyone agreed with this, just so they could watch Miles get all flustered.

"Alright, so now I would like to open questions up to the interviewers in the audience! So, if you have any questions please ask them!"

A man with short brown hair and glasses decides to ask the first question. "I was just wondering... can I get your autographs? I'm a huge fan and I would just love it if you would please sign-"

*chucks a squirrel*

"GAH!"

"When I said you could ask any questions, I lied. Let's have actual relevant questions okay? So please could someone clean out this guys body? Don't worry, he's only unconscious! ... I think."

Shaking, a female reporter gathers the courage to ask the next question. "Am I right in assuming that this fic was originally intended to be a two-shot?"

"Yes."

"Well then my question is this: How did a fic that was meant to be a two-shot develop into this story with many chapters?"

"Good question. The truth is, I was lazy "n.n You are correct, this was meant to be a two-shot. At the time, I thought the Lang Zi's would just be small dares and that I could get the whole thing over with in one relatively small chapter. However, when it came to actually writing the second chapter which was supposedly the last, I was in a meh mood. This basically means that I couldn't be bothered coming up with and writing so many Lang Zi's and so I decided to break them up. Little did I know that my idea for a short story would turn into this! However I'm glad it did ^_^

Another reporter asks, "Kyo, what was your favourite chapter to write?"

"Oh that's a hard one... Well I really enjoyed writing the chase scene between Ema and Maggey a lot! That being said, I really liked writing Hotting Up and both parts of The Final. To be honest, I don't think I could choose a specific chapter as I loved writing all of this fic."

"xx-animeXalchemist-xx, any other fics you care to talk about?"

*chucks another squirrel*

"Was that question relevant to this fic? No. Therefore you get squirreled. That being said I am currently writing an Ace Attorney fic and I also have ideas for quite a few more so hopefully I'll be able to write those soon."

Trembling and praying that his question wouldn't make him the victim of the evil squirrels, the next reporter asked, "This is for everyone. Please could you all agree on what you thought the toughest Lang Zi was?"

After deliberating for a few minutes the group came to a decision.

"Without a doubt," said Miles, "The Guitar Hero Lang Zi. Unless you have actually played that song on Expert then you will never now the excruciating pain that engulfs your hands and wrists. If I ever meet anybody that can complete that song on Expert then I will do anything they say. That being said, I know I will never meet anyone of that description as to actually do the feat is impossible."

Stepping up, another reporter puts their life on the line to ask what they hope is a relevant question. "I have been wondering if there will be a sequel to Lang Zi Says. After all, quite a few times in the fic Kay says that this competition is the first annual one."

"That is correct and I am planning a sequel. I was thinking that I could do a new Lang Zi fic each year at the same time of year so it really is annual. Of course, that all depends on whether or not the readers like the idea but there has been a lot of positive reviews for this story so I hope they would like to see more Lang Zi Says fics. I was even thinking of getting some new Ace Attorney characters to compete in the upcoming tournaments. Which actually leads me into the second question from Lacrimosa Lolita which is aimed at everyone and asks: Are you going to participate next year?"

Lang: Of course! And next time I plan to win!
Franziska: The only reason I will compete in this foolish tournament again is to prove that I can win as I was taken out of this one unexpectedly
Maggey: I will compete again if Ema is! I must beat her!
Ema: As long as my PDA stays safe then sure, I'll do it again next year. Lang Zi Says is just as fun as Science!
Meekins: THIS LITTLE MAN WON'T BE RETURNING NEXT YEAR SIR!
Lana: I shall compete again as I shall have to look out for Ema... and I must also beat Edgeworth
Rhoda: If I don't have any flights to attend to then I will compete again. I guess I'll just have to see nearer the time
Lauren: *still unconscious* Let's just say no... and the same goes for Colias
Kay: DUH! It was my idea after all! I shall be there every year to be the fabulous host~~
Gumshoe: Sure thing pal! I gotta prove I can do this!
Miles: Absolutely not

"WHAT? Mr. Edgeworth you have to compete again!"

"There's no law saying that I have to. And nothing you can say or do will make me reconsider. And before you even try to threaten me with the man eating squirrels, just think about it: if you really do decide to set them on me then the chances of me actually returning to the competition decreases even more... if that is even possible."

Despite their best efforts and extreme begging, no one could persuade Edgeworth otherwise and it looked as if he really wouldn't be present at next year's tournament. Until I remembered something...

"Edgey, you know how you're a gentleman who always keeps his word?"

"Yes," said Miles uneasily.

"Well then it looks like you'll have to compete next year."

"What! Why?"

"You see, earlier you said that if you ever met anyone who could play and complete Through The Fire And Flames on Expert then you would do anything they say. And it just so happens that I can do and have done just that. Therefore you must do what I say, and I say that you have to compete next year to the best of your abilities."

"You've got to be kidding me! You're telling me that you can play that impossible song on expert?"

"What's that supposed to mean? I'll have you know that I am really good at Guitar Hero! Translation: I have no life and so spend loads of my life on Guitar Hero! So it looks like you shall be joining us next year!"

"Nngh! Damn..."

"Alright! Mr. Edgeworth is gonna compete again~~~!"

Everyone was glad Miles would be returning and they were all looking forward to the next Lang Zi Says competition. It was all set to be just as, if not more epically random as this one!

"Kyo..."

"Yes Kay?"

"Why is the cage door for the squirrels open?"

"...OMIGOD I LEFT THE DOOR OPEN!"

*squirrels are running around causing squirrelish horror*

"Okay well it looks like we've come to a rather speedy end of this interview chapter! Please read and review as you know how much I love your reviews! Also, stay on the lookout for The Return of the Lang Zi Says Tournament next year! Thanks for reading and I'll hopefully see you again next year! NOW EVERYBODY RUN!"

THE END