Reflections on Vampire Knight.

Well I'm sure all you here have by now watched Vampire Knight, yes? Well if you haven't why the hell are you here and if you have you should be able to see what I'm talking about here. I am writing this little ditty on what I have found between two beloved vampire series. Twilight and Vampire Knight. Now we both know which is my favorite of course, because I write on it.. I won't focus much on Twilight though in fact I won't really mention it after this but do try and think a little after you read this and compare a little and you will see they are the same fucking story. The only difference is in the language pretty much. Don't get me wrong, of course, I have read Twilight several times and watched all of Vampire Knight at least twice. But then again I'm just like every other stupid teenage girl out there. I do have to admit I like Vampire Knight a lot better. Then again after reading this if you don't hate me I will be shocked to tell the truth. I honestly don't try to breed haters I just feel like writing this …and I don't really care much lately of what is thought of me. Oh well I hope you find the sense of humor to laugh at this and if you don't I'm truly sorry you even read it.

We start with Pants! Yes pants, that is what I will call her. Some call her Yuki, and I will simply call her, yes that is right Pants. Why do I call her Pants you may ask? Well think of it this way—no in fact we'll take this step by step. Lets start with appearances, Pants(remember this is Yuki) has nothing overly remarkable about her face, her body, or her hair. Her hair is a plain mousy brown, but depending on the person describing it, it varies in color, from a light brown to a dark brown. Her Eyes, well almost every character in this story has some remarkable eyes, yes? Well not Pants! Nope, Pants has nothing special about her eyes. I would call them brown, but oh wait that's something else that would depend on the person describing them! And now to personality. So let us see, she worries about school, worries about the people around her, has troubles with boys, has trouble with her life, has a bestie that we hardly ever see—because of course the show is centered on Pants! Her bestie, by the way, is more recognizable then she is! The little insignificant bestie has short hair, distinct eyes, this girl is more interesting than Pants herself, but that can't be! Not it cannot be at all we must have a story of Pants! Anything else about her, well lets see, oh yes she also…. Well nope no nothing else really. Any remarkable talents to speak of? Oh well she has a nice way of screwing things up for herself. But does that really count as a talent? No I don't' think so. Oh! Oh wait! I have got it! …she's shy. But only with people she doesn't know of course. Then again isn't everyone like that…Well I can think of another! …she's—well she has a stick thingie! That she doesn't know how to use….but—uhm well she can, nope never mind, she's got nothing else going for her.

So what have I just described? I know the obvious answer is of course, Pants! Well no think about it. Almost completely unremarkable in every way, looks that almost completely depend on the viewer and a personality that is as static and flip floppy as a piece of paper in the wind…what is that? Well it sounds to me like every teenage girl I know in almost any country. And yes I am including myself and you the reader(your reading and watching this crap, admit it you're just as unique as everyone else) in to that equation! So this is where the name comes in! She's a pair of pants quite literally, easily slipped on and off by any girl watching. She has self esteem issues and thinks she's an utter failure at most time during the series…omg we have just seen in to the mind of a high schooler. Big freaking whoop. We like watching this because we can do that! Slip Yuuki on like a pair of pants and tada! We have two equally brainless idiot chasing after us for no real apart reason! Every aspect about her form the fact her bestie is hotter to her sometimes completely pointless behavior can be in most cases without even a the slightest tweaking of our minds eye seen back to us as ourselves.

Now we will be proudly moving on to Good Cop, Bad Cop! Ironically though both of these Cops are Quite full of personality, good looks and charm! We'll go through Good Cop first! Lets look at appearances first well striking magenta eyes, very nice, tall, strong, broad, body, perfect face, and of course to top it all off those unmistakable black locks of love and comforting! OMG it's the Brad Pit of Anime! He is the superstar of the series! No one can compare to this Prince Charming! Not only that oh no we don't stop there. This very intelligent Being who from what I gather is far older than any other Character in this entire series is completely devoted to Pants! Oh yes this Old geezer over several Centuries has developed one interest and one interest only, that's right Ladies and Gent's little ol' Pants! He has not other Desire in the World than to Wed this completely bland and boring creature and be her knight in shining armor forever! This four hundred year old virgin has only wish and that is to be with Pants forever and ever and ever, even though she's his sister. He is the epitome of Prince Charming, oh and he's got the fat head to prove it! He is the perfect quintessence of a devoted intelligent emo boy that acts like a prep, dresses like a snob, and scares people like a metal-head. And still all 100 percent for Pants. No other interest is even in his field of vision. I mean seriously? He has no hobbies(besides Pants or himself) no favorites(besides Pants or himself) and little to talk about (besides Pants, or himself) oh yeah this guys so smart. Which, by the way, is interesting, but Mr. Geezer in Shining Armor doesn't even offer to help her with her suitcase at the end! Are you freaking kidding me?

Now to Bad Cop! If any of you out there have every read a poorly comprised romance novel you should most certainly see a pattern here. It happened in every one of those stories, You have a Pants, a Perfectly Conceded Prince and now to our final character, Bad Ass! Now Bad Ass is the one I have always found the most interesting! He if you ask me is the one with the personality! But as always lets take this in steps. Appearance, do I really need to go very far here? I mean come on he is a Rebel without a cause! He's got his cartilage pierced, this eerie weird pale gray hair, and silver eyes! How the hell do you not instantly recognize that! There is no way not to know from even a brief image who this is. Of Course, you see this is Bad Ass! The boy every girl secretly wants instead of Mr. Perfectly Conceded Prince. It just comes with the story. Now what I find interesting about Bad Ass is that like Mr. Geezer his entire existence is revolving around Pants. I know, I know Pants must be some charmer! She's got six million year old pervs who like their sisters chasing after her and a weirdo that got a tattoo when he was like twelve, she is on some roll! And yes that's right Bad Ass is indeed a Weirdo! The guy gets mad at everyone all the time, has no friends (besides Pants) and focuses on nothing besides sucking blood out of Pants…yeah sounds like a creeper to me! The thing is he's still a Bad Ass though! He is most definitely a Creeper, I mean come on, he was molested by his brother when he was little, hates the world, idolizes his forever old same gender sensei, wants to kill Prince Perfectly Conceded with his bare hands, and is obsessed with a nobody! The other two they at least fit in to a steroid type…but this dude naw he's the best out of them all cause I'm sorry, but this dude is just plain weird! I do give him Credit though he does sportive have a separate brain…than again he mostly just thinks about staying human and killing vampires, but you know its better then Perfectly Conceded Prince! His hobbies still make him quite the weirdo, but at least this guy is unique! Not very original but for the series he's got personality.

And of course every other character, theme, event excreta is all just filler stuff because come on the hot stuff is the little love triangle going on anyways! So in the end its all just a bunch of media pumped crap that we never really take the time to sit down and psychoanalyzed.

Any more questions on this little ditty please send them my way I will more then happily answer them. Don't be a stranger and definitely don't be a hater! I'm headed off to sleep and oh if you are reading some of my other stories brief update, I'm planning on Writing a Sequel for Sunrise, The next Chapter of Snow is in the Works and the next Chapter of Cross High will be posted sometime this week end. Cheerio all!