Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.

Things Belarus isn't allowed to do:

1. I'm not allowed to use the other nation's yelling as a diversion to put alcohol in England's tea.

-It works every time...wait, I'm not allowed to do it? Another good way to get rid of the competition gone forever.

2. I'm not allowed to act like paparazzi to scare America away.

-The normal kind won't work, but an obsessed, maniacal one will do the trick!

-I'm actually not allowed to do either.

3. I'm not allowed to make a kitty out of poisonous cake and then give it to Greece.

-He may refuse to eat it.

4. I'm not allowed to put photos of all of my brother's spouses in a dimly lit basement that has blood all over it.

-...stop me if you can.

5. I'm not allowed to yell at Sweden for hours with no reason.

-Even if I claim that when I was little he left my siblings and I to the mercy of Bulgaria and Byzantine who didn't exactly make the best parents since they couldn't stop yelling at each other.

-I will yell at Sweden as much as I want! If he wasn't my father he would have been in big trouble.

6. I'm not allowed to say that all the bulletproof vests are made from paper because I requested it.

-The other nations are not supposed to panic, but they better watch their back.

7. I'm not allowed to make fun of Vatican City because the catholic priests are not exactly holly anymore.

-Putting salt in the wound may be fun but it certainly won't change anything.

8. I'm not allowed to stay in front of big brother's bedroom door all night with contact lens that make my eyes glow in the dark.

-He won't be able to sleep.

9. I'm not allowed to say that if big brother doesn't marry me I will kidnap everyone he likes.

-Bulgaria not included...he can be sneakier than me, scarier than big brother and make more convincing excuses than bigger sister Ukraine, that and America and Iran are currently stalking him so why bother?

-Big brother will be sad, but he still won't agree to marry me.

10. I'm not allowed to say that if a party isn't good enough I will want a sacrifice to be pacified.

-By the time I'm able to say that big brother will already be in hiding.

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