A Boyfriend's Guide

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own NightWorld.

Summary: Ash buys a guide that would soon change their lives, or somewhat speaking, the male's lives. A collection of stories kept inside my head.

Ash stretched his long, gangling legs underneath the coffee table. Balancing the book on one hand, he took a sip from his soda, then he turned the current page slowly. Ash sighed. It's no fun when your soulmate isn't here. And Mary-Lynette isn't here - obviously. She said that she had somewhere to go and doesn't want him to come.

"Hmm.." Ash murmured, scratching his cheek lightly.

Since his soulmate (Mary-Lynette Carter) isn't here, Ash thought that he might as well take a walk in the hot, crowded Las Vegas. And guess what happened? He encountered a small bookshop and had 'accidentally' (No really, it was an accident) saw this book called "A Boyfriend's Guide" and decided to buy it. So, here he is - reading through the book that he bought.

The book's really thin, Ash thought while flipping rapidly through the pages.

"Just thirty pages." Ash muttered, "Guess the author isn't much of a writer."

Or an adviser, Ash added mentally with a snicker.

The male vampire heard the door open and close. With the guide/book slipping out of his grasp (and falling on the floor) and the feeling of certainty, he strode up to the door - and was greeted by a fuming Mary-Lynette. Her brown locks were wind-blown, her cheeks were red and heated, her lips were (sort of) dry, and her clothes were muddy.

Must be a bad day, Ash thought with sarcastic humor.

"Hey Mare." he pressed his lips to her forehead, "You look gorgeous, as usual."

Mary-Lynette bit her lips to prevent a smile. "Ash, I've got to take a shower before you do any - !"

"I don't care." His blond hair overcasted his colorful eyes as he crushed her against his chest.

"But - !" Mary-Lynette tried prying his arms from her waist, "But - I - I stink - !"

Ash grabbed her and didn't let go. "I don't care if you stink - you smell good to me. Plus, I've missed you."

"So what? Nonetheless, I still stink." Mary-Lynette attempted to be reasonable with Ash - which is impossible.

"So what?" Ash countered as he watched Mary-Lynette stare at his smirking lips.

When she stares at your lips, Ash thought and groaned inwardly seeing that he couldn't remember what he read about, what were boyfriends suppose to do when you're girlfriend stares at your lips?

Ash dwelled upon the next words that formed in his mind: When she stares at your lips, kiss her.

Oh duh, Ash thought, giving his brain a mental slap before leaning down to kiss his Mary-Lynette firmly on the lips. His hand reached down to cup the small of her back, pushing her gently closer to him. Mary-Lynette shivered and sinuated her arms around Ash's upper body - bringing him closer.

"I've missed you, too." she murmured adjacent to his lips.

I guess that book's worthy after all, Ash thought as he held Mary-Lynette securely in his arms.

Hey-llo (it's a mixture of hey and hello, get it?)!!
I know it's been a while and I know my jokes are corny but.. at least APPRECIATE them. XD
I also know that this story is short but wait till you see the next chapter, and the next.. and the next..! BUM BUM BUM!
Okay, so I've wrote/typed a lot of "and's"... although it doesn't mattter, right? Right.

Here's the guides that Ash used:
1. NEVER call your girlfriend HOT. Beautiful or gorgeous is much better.
2. When you see her at her worst, tell her she looks beautiful/gorgeous.
3. When she pushes or hits you, grab her and don't let go.
she stares at your lips, kiss her.

Well.. I'll post/update as soon as possible! Next time's Quinn and Rashel, by the way!
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Thanks :3