!!WARNING!! Below is a story rife with sexual themes, references and Murdoc in general. If your mommy doesn't like you reading nasty, dirty words or hearing about the "horizontal s word" about when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much, DO NOT READ THIS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

"Now, wha's this one?" Murdoc held up a glossy white flash card.

Two bathroom-sign silhouette people sat, the girl with her triangle butt situated over the man figure's legs.

"Sex?" Noodle asked innocently.

"Nono, this one is sex!" he held up a different card, "This one is a lapdance! Now, what's this one, can you name it, love?" he switched out to another picture.

She studied it for a moment, with her head cocked to the side cutely before she came to realize that she knew this one!

"Six'y-nine! Six'y-nine!" she cried.

"Good job!" the bassist congratulated her, ruffling her hair teasingly. "Why don't you go show 2D and Russel what a great job you're doing?" he offered.

Without another word, the girl jumped up from her seat, dashing off to where the lead singer and drummer were.

She found them in the theater room where the West Ham game was on, but they weren't really watching. In fact, 2D flicked off the TV almost as soon as Noodle came rushing in.

"I learn good English! Want to hear what learned?" she asked excitedly, brimming with the need to tell them everything.

"Sure, tell me what'cha learning now, yeah?" the singer asked encouragingly.

"I have a baaaad feeling about this already" Russel commented, noting the card in her hands.

"This- this six'y-nine!" she stated proudly, holding the flash card in question aloft, "Is tasty fun-times, yes?"

"N-Noodle…?" 2D stammered, "What the hell are you doing?"

"SHE SAID THAT! SHE SAID THAT!" Noodle jumped up and down enthusiastically.

"I think she's trying to pull a 'that's what she said' on us, 'D" Russel whispered.

"And I fink she learned a li'lle German along th' way too" 2D hissed back, observing what she was doing now.

She was thrusting her hips in and out sexually, her hands folded behind her head, shouting, "MEINE PFLAUME IST EIN FLAMMENWERFER!! SPRIGEN SIE SEX?!"

"Noodle… NOODLE!" Russel shouted after her, trying to get her attention. "I know you're new to this language, but you can't say stuff like that. K?"

"Yeah, s' rude!" 2D added.

The girl stared at them with wide and confused eyes. Then, she started shouting obscenities again. This time they knew where she'd learnt all that stuff. "MURDOC BETTER IN BED! YOU NOT EVEN ALLOW IN WINNE-BAGO!" she ran off, half-sobbing out of the theater, "YOU GET NO AKSHUN!"