Hey everyone!

New fiction. This is sort of a pilot, so please give me feed back. Should I coninute with it or not! This fiction is more lighthearted than my others.

Summary: Naruto, the budding erotic novelist, meets his new devious publisher. What will happen to Naruto when he signs the contract with the bastard?

Warning: This is BOYLOVE, YAOI, SASUNARU, it will contain ABUSE (if you read something i have written before, you are probably nodding :D), mild BDSM, and Spanking.

Please review, reviews make my fingers move!

Update: This fiction was edited in order to fit an M rating. I usually say when a chapter is edited. The unedited chapters are found on livejournal (user name: bittercandy248) . The link is on my profile if you would like to read it. I can also send you notifications when posting a new chapter if you would like.

Chapter 1 "He fooled me!"

The blond rubbed his hands against his honey colored face in frustration. Damn, was he in a pinch! He sighed for the tenth time in less than five minutes. He scratched his neck, and then tapped his fingers over and over again against the keyboard. No matter what he did, he couldn't think up the ending for his erotic novel. It would have been okay, apart from the fact that he was meeting with the publisher in an hour.

A pale raven stud sat at his regular table. Regrettably for him, the dump blond sitting at the table next to him was ruining his favorite café experience. He would have moved to a farther away table, save for him being a slave of habit. He hissed, and then glared at the other eager for the idiot to catch a hint. Fruitless effort! Damn, that blond was even thicker than he first gave him credit for!

The blond inspected the surroundings. Good, no women around.He started searching in his bookmarks (favorites) for a porn website. What! Don't blame him! He needed inspiration. As soon as the homepage loaded, a loud moan sounded from the speakers followed by the sound a bodily juices and flesh slamming together. Crap! He didn't recall that website having an automatic playback. He swiftly turned the volume down.

"Ehm!" The raven cleared his throat.

The honey colored boy rubbed the back of his golden haired head in shame, and silently mumbled, "Sorry."

Sasuke rolled his eyes, and looked away.

Naruto fisted his hair locks, and groaned in frustration. He absentmindedly reached his hand to grab the Pepsi can lying infront of him. He took a sip tasting a soapy tang in the soda. Reflexively, he spewed out the liquid and coughed. Sadly for the raven sitting in a near by table, he was caught in the crossfire.

The now fuming raven glared daggers at Naruto. If looks could kill!

"Sorry, I forgot I stuck a wipe in there… This freakin ending is driving me out of my mind, and I have a really important… meeting…sorry…" The Uzumaki explained himself, as he laughed nervously. He was under the impression that the other man was about to go hulk on him.

"Hn" Sasuke blurted out; as he struggled against the over powering urges to shove the can up the blonde's ass. He wiped the spit with a tissue, looking more sickened as anyone could ever be.

"Do you want a wipe?" Naruto asked innocently. He didn't mean to agitate the other man.

"Idiot!"

"Excuse me!"

"Idiot! Do you know how much this suit costs?"

"Hey, chill! I will pay for the dry cleaning, so don't get your panties up in a bunch!"

"Dry cleaning! This is a Brioni! It costs more than… You!" Sasuke pointed at Naruto in anger and added, "I wouldn't expect a low life like you to get it anyway. Look at you; how long has it been since you have brushed your hair? It looks like a birds nest! And that shirt! Did you get it from a one dollar store? At least button it all the way up instead of looking like a homeless destitute! And take a shower once in a while!"

"Hey, I'll have you know that I shower twice everyday. It's just that I have had the worse day in my life! A woman in the bus left-"

"Shut up! People like you, who have nothing constructive to say, should just shut up!"

"You and me, out right now! Bastard!" Naruto dared.

"Grow up, you dim-witted poor excuse of a failure!"

"You know what, you bastard! You wait and see! One day, when I write a best seller, I wil-"

"You. Write. A Best seller! I could see that this conversation is not worth the effort. So save it and go watch your porn!" Sasuke tossed a few dollar bills over the stall, and stormed away.

The squat flaxen tidied up his messy shirt while starring at the elevator's mirror. Although he kept cussing the raven under his breath, the man had a few true observations. He glanced at the pervert next to him, who was in turn sneaking peaks at the secretary's firm ass. This place was Jiraya's indeed.

The pervy old man owned the biggest erotic publishing firm. He had a vision. At least, he claimed to have had one; Someday, men would be able to walk around proud of who they were. They would walk with heads lifted up high, with one hand holding an erotic novel, and the other hand down their pants.

Call him crazy, Call him a freak! Still, he built his life up from a short story published in a periodical, "Icha Icha paradise!" The one shot, soon turned into a novel, then a series of novels, then a full fledged publishing company.

He got out as soon as the elevator stopped, and made his way towards Jiraya's office. Yet before reaching it, he bumped into the man in question. And oh was he in for a suprize!

"What do you mean you sold the company? What about your vision?" Naruto snapped at the white haired man, waving his hand to emphases his point.

"Sorry, brat, but I got an offer I couldn't refuse. It's about time this old geezer lives a bit!"

"Live a bit! You freakin live in a playboy magazine! Look at the walls behind you; naked woman," Naruto pointed at the first picture frame, then the second, and the third, "Naked woman, naked woman, half naked woman-"

"Photos aren't enough anymore! I am going to Costa Ricato meet the senoritas!" The pervert swayed his hand as if he was tracing the curves of the female body. Almost immediately, he was drowning in his daydreams; nude women everywhere massaging his bod-

"How about my novel?" Naruto shouted deafeningly.

"You have to submit it to the new head. Sai can take you to him!"

Now, not only did Naruto have to deal with a new boss, he was stuck with Sai. Naruto forced a smile onto his face, as he noticed Sai smiling and staring at him attentively.

"So how is it going, Sai? Drew anything interesting lately?" The pale boy was in charge of drawing illustrations for the novels. He also created the cover designs.

"No, the regular," Sai said with a straight face. He then carried on, "Nothing worth drawing… not like you. I would like to draw you naked… how big are you anyway? Don't be shy; I don't mind small penises… I like how they can fit in my mou- Why are you shying away?"

Yeah, being with Sai was one hell of a punishment. The man was the king of all perverts, always obsessing about Naruto's penis. The blond clearly stated, on many occasions, that he was straight. Yet, Sai didn't seem very convinced.

"When will his meeting be over?"

"Meeting? What meeting?"

"Your new boss's meeting? You said he wa-"

"Oh that! I was lying. He said that he wasn't going to meet with a no body who probably doesn't know how to-"

"Fine, Sai."

"…and write porn novels because he can't get any-" Sai went on and on, disregarding Naruto's objections.

"That's fine. Sai, really. Stop it!" Naruto hissed, "Why the hell didn't you tell me earlier?"

"Well, I was thinking it would be nice spending some qualitytime with each other."

Naruto tuned the other off, "Who does that Sasuke Uchiha think he is!"

"The heir of the wealthiest richest family in this country. A prodigy who graduated college by the age of eighteen. The-"

"You don't know when to stop, do you?"

"…" Sai paused for a second as if he was dwelling on what Naruto was saying. "How big is it, really?"

"That's it! I am going in!" The feisty blond stood up, and stomped heatedly towards the Uchiha's office. He kicked the door open, and-

"You!" Naruto screamed out, eyes about to pop out of his head.

"You." Sasuke replied composedly, yet menacingly.

"What are you doing here?"

"I am the one who should be asking you why you just stormed into my office."

"You are the new head of this office?"

Sasuke resisted the itch to say Duh, and decided to play along, "That is what my card says."

"How come!"

"Hn."

"But… But… But you are so prissy! You can't run Icha Icha! You probably never shower naked!"

The raven raised a brow at the other's comment, "Get out!"

"No way, you have to read my novel first!"

"No." Sasuke scrawled.

"A-"

"No discussion. I am not going to waste my time with someone like you!"

"Listen you bastard; you are going to read my-"

"No."

"Let me finish-"

"Out, or I will call the security!"

"You think they can take me down-"

"Sai don't just stand there. Go call the security." He ordered calmly, as he glared at Naruto.

"Hell no! Just read it!"

"Take him!"

"How did you get here so fast?" Naruto screamed at the guards.

Ho Ho Ho! If Sasuke assumed that Naruto would give up that easily, then he was in for a big fat surprise. To be honest, he loathed his new job; it was a waste of his talent, and a waste of his time. Nonetheless, his devilish sadistic brother was imposing that job on him. Damn Itachi! Damn brothers and 'nii-san's! Fuck, now he was forced to deal with a blond stalker. Seriously, over the last week he saw Naruto follow him down the street, ride the elevator with him, approach him in public bathrooms, got a job in his favorite café, and even delivered his morning newspaper. That idiot was relentless!

The Uchiha jerked his hips, thrusting into the one-night-stand's insides. The twink bit his bottom lip to muffle a moan.

"Oh, Fuck me! -Ahhhh- Fuck me! –ummm-Fuck me! Oh you're so filling! Do you like it huh? Is it tight? Is it tight?"

"Shut up, and take it!" Sasuke ordered.

Ring Ring

Sasuke ignored his mobile phone, and continued to ram into the boy's hot spot.

Ring Ring

The pissed raven picked up the mobile, canceled the call, and then threw the device onto the night stand forcing it to land with a thump.

Ring Ring

Ring Ring

Sasuke started to speed up his thrusts in irritation… The noise was making him lose focus-

Ring Ring

"Yes!" Sasuke shouted into the phone!

"Hey, bastard!"

"You again! How did you get my number?"

"Can I come show you my novel tomorrow?"

"No!"

"Why?"

"I won't waste my tim-"

"Oh well, then I will just have to keep following you until you agree to read my paper."

Although, Sasuke wasn't the type of guy to be badgered into complying, he wasn't ready to waste more time. Reading the novel was better than going through the trouble of getting a restraining order.

"Fine, come by my office tomorrow. And let it be crystal clear that I am only going to read it, and give you my professional opinion. Don't expect me to publish it just because you are too annoying for me to ignore!"

"Yosh! I will be there!"

The raven flipped through the pages silently for a few minutes, while Naruto waited dreading the response in anticipation.

"Hn."

"What? A spelling mistake? I didn't get time to edit it so…" Naruto said anxiously, his words dying out at the end.

Suddenly, the pale raven lowered the stack of paper, and dumped it on his desk.

"So?"

"Crap!"

"You ba-"

"You want to hear my professional opinion or not?"

"Fine, go on…" Naruto yielded.

"Other than the horrible grammar and the numerous spelling mistakes-"

"Yeah!"

"Don't interrupt me!" Sasuke glared, "The main character is shallow and generic. Not to mention, the sex scenes are extremely boring and dull. More importantly, I can't imagine a straight guy reading it."

"Wha-why?"

"You focus too much on the man, and totally ignore the woman. Let me quote you, 'his buttock was firm as she dug her nails into its flesh…" You see my point; On page 77 you spent three chapters describing his manhood, and you didn't even mention the color of the girl's hair."

"No, I did! Her hair is… is… pink!"

"Pink?" Sasuke raised a brow, and then shrugged it off, "If you don't believe me, just reread the threesome scene; the two men go off, and the female is rarely mentioned. I don't know what sexual identity crisis you are going through now, but you shouldn't allow it to reflect on your writing!"

"Sexu- What do you mean! I am not gay!"

Sasuke looked at him in disbelief and hn-ed.

"I am not!" Naruto insisted.

"Well, anyway, I can not publish this story. Now, since we made a deal, I expect you to keep your distance from me at all times."

Naruto clenched his fists, going over the story in his head, "So… it's bad…"

The other almost rolled his eyes, "It had some good instances… I am just saying; don't quit your day job!"

"Yeah…" Naruto answered inconsolably.

The raven sighed, opened his drawer, and got out a card, "Go to this address. They can help you."

"What's that? A writing school?"

"It's a production company. You can help in writing scripts, or something. I will make sure they know you are coming."

The honey colored face brightened up, "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! C'mon, I will buy you as much ramen as you want!"

Sasuke deviously smirked, "I'd better not go…"

The tanned male stood infront of the building grinning. He read the sign out loud, "Kakashi Hatake Production Company! I think I have heard of it before!"

He excitedly ran up the stairs until he reached the receptionist desk.

"How may I help you?"

"I have a meeting with Hatake-sama."

"Mr. Hatake is now observing the production of one of the new features. You can wait for him here, or if you would like, you can find him in the second floor."

Naruto flashed his most flamboyant toothy grin. Great, I will get to see a shooting!

When he arrived at the second floor, he was met by a swarm of over active people running around. One of the crew suddenly gripped him from his upper arm, and dragged him as Naruto screamed to the dressing room.

"Hey what are you doing?"

"Do you know how late you are?"

Before the erotic novelist could open his mouth, the man threw a girlish school outfit at him. Naruto fisted the mini skirt, and ogled at the man perplexedly.

"You know what you have to do, right? When he is spanking you, make sure to bend over enough to show everything!"

"He-"

The man interrupted his, and called out t his colleagues, "The twink his here! Tell John to get ready." He subsequently looked at Naruto and ordered, "You better hang in there, and not try to quit mid shoot. I know some of you guys can't take a canning even if their lives depended on it-"

"What twink! I am here to meet Kakashi Hatake!"

"That's me," A well built man waved from behind the crowed. His lower face was concealed, and so was his left eye. Yet, you could just tell how handsome and hot he was under his mask. Even Naruto, who was SUPPOSEDLY straight, started drooling at the sight of the beef cake.

"I was here to meet you. Sasuke Uchiha sent me… for the writing job…"

"Oh, yeah…"

"What's going on around here?"

"We are preparing to start filming our new feature; 'Boys boarding school; Mr. Brown's cane.'"

"Excuse me… is this a… an adultmovie?"

"Well, what else would a porn production company be producing? Well, now that you are here, we can discuss the scenario of the sequel-"

"I don't write porn!" Naruto snapped.

"Really?" Kakashi raised his eye brows, "Sasuke clearly said that you write porn for living. Well, if you don't want to write, we still need a spanking model-"

Before Kakashi could finish his proposal, Naruto was out of there.

"You bastard! You sent me to a porn production company!" Naruto stormed in again.

"So?"

"I don't write porn!"

"Well, that's the closest you will ever get to writing-"

"I thought you were nice, but you are… you are… you are… a fucken bastard! To think I wanted to buy you ramen! You devil!"

"If you don't want the job, you could always turn it down! Now get out, or I am calling the police."

"You better get dialing, 'cause I ain't leaving!" Naruto mounted on a leather chair with a loud bang. He crossed his arms over his chest, and started a staring contest with the raven.

Sasuke glared at the blond for a second, before the sapphire orbits escaped broke the connection. Naruto mumbled under his breath, "I really needed that job, you know."

"It's none of my business."

"Can I have an interning job here?" Naruto raised his eyes up again, and stared into the misty iris.

"No!"

"But I want to learn how to be a better writer. I you don't have to pay me… much…"

"Get out!"

" 'No', 'Get out', 'Hn' is this all you can say?"

"Hn"

"I will show you how much of an asset I can be for this company!" please please agree! I am broke! I haven't even eaten any ramen for two weeks! I am bored of eating plain rice! Fuck, I am getting evicted in a week if I don't pay the rent!

"I said No! Plus, your words do not guarantee your efficiency," Sasuke growled firmly.

"I will sign whatever you want me to sign! I will do anything, and if I don't prove myself, then I will give up writing for the rest of my life!"

"Oh really?" Sasuke smirked in interest, "Well, then I am sure we can put a contract together."

CONTRACT OF EMPLOYMENT

THIS CONTRACT OF EMPLOYMENT made and entered into by and between Sasuke Uchiha hereinafter referred to as the "Employer" and Naruto Uzumaki hereinafter referred to as the "Employee".

Conditions:

1- The period of service shall be for the duration of one (1) year.

2- It shall be the duty of the EMPLOYER to pay the EMPLOYEE the net sum of wages earned, after taxes (if any) and authorized deductions, for the pay period. The wages paid to the EMPLOYEE shall not be less than the prevailing wage rate for the job category as listed in the Temporary Labor Certification which covers the EMPLOYEE.

3- The EMPLOYEE agrees to work exclusively for the EMPLOYER in accordance with the terms of this Contract, until the expiration of the period of service.

4- The EMPLOYEE agrees to adhere by all the orders and demands of the EMPLOYER, and be available at all times to submit to the EMPLOYER's needs.

5- In case of terminating this agreement on the behalf of the EMPLOYEE, the EMPLOYEE Naruto Uzumakiagrees to give up his right to write literature material for the sum of (25) years.

Both parties certify hereto that they have read the foregoing agreement; that they fully understands its terms and conditions; that the foregoing terms and conditions constitute the entire agreement between the EMPLOYER and EMPLOYEE and that no promises or understandings have been made or implied other than those stated in the foregoing.

EXECUTED this 25th DAY OF February 2010

Naruto Uzumaki

SIGNATURE OF EMPLOYEE

Sasuke Uchiha

SIGNATURE OF EMPLOYER

To be Continued

Should I continue?