Goose: Okay, I know I have to update Welcome to the Afterlife and I told a few people about a SUPER SECRET second chapter to He's Mine that I'm writing, but this idea just hit me!

Dwarfy: Kind of like I hit you.

Goose: Shush, Dwarfy, you're not even supposed to be here. You're only allowed in anime stories.

Dwarfy: But this is part Shugo Chara!

Goose: Whatever. I own nothing!

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Harry Potter was being hunted down by the most evil-est Dark Wizard of all time. No one really cared to explain to the eleven year old boy why the most evil-est Dark Wizard of all time was after him, but he really didn't have time to think of that. He didn't have time to think of that, because the most good-est wizard of all time, Albus Dumbledore, somehow managed to use unexplainable and random magic (made up to be used for some random reason the author had come up with) and send him to another dimension.

Harry wasn't sent to just any dimension, though. He was sent to... Shugo Chara! Shugo Chara was a dimension where little floaty people transformed with elementary school students, hot cat dudes, and famous singers to search for a magical egg and save the world. The heroine of this dimension just happened to be a pink-haired, eleven year old girl who went by the name of Amu Hinamori, and her little floaty people (proper name: Shugo Chara, or Guardian Characters) named Ran, Miki, and Su.

Harry's job was to find Amu and use her magical powers to help him defeat the most evil-est Dark Wizard of all time. The girl could make ugly floaty eggs turn into pretty, sparkly floaty eggs. He could only imagine what she could do to help him! In Japan (where Amu lived) he asked a random lady for directions to Seiyo Academy (where Amu went to school). He didn't wonder how he suddenly knew Japanese, but he didn't question it.

Arriving at the Royal Garden (where Amu and her friends had tea and discussed how to save magical eggs that came out of people, both boys and girls.) he immediately recognized her, even though he'd never seen her before, and she somehow knew he was the famous Harry Potter who lived after the most evil-est Dark Wizard of all time tried to kill him.

Of course, Harry and Amu, both being totally cliché fan fiction characters, fell in love immediately. Fluff Ginny and Tadase/Ikuto/Kukai/Kairi/Nagihiko/Hikaru, they had cross-dimensional love here! Just as they were about to kiss (despite the fact that they were both eleven and in front of four other people), the most evil-est Dark Wizard of all time showed up out of nowhere and Avada Kadavra-ed Amu and she died. Harry, mourning over the love he barely knew, was too distracted to notice the most evil-est Dark Wizard of all time Avada Kadavra him too, and he died as well.

The most evil-est Dark Wizard of all time then proceeded to kill Amu's friends: Yaya, Tadase, and Rima. Amu's other friend, Nagihiko, used his awesome cross-dresser powers to live, though he was soon kidnapped and taken to the land of Panda-Geese (known for their tequila and sugar crumpets).

THE END

Goose: And that, my friends, is why you don't do crossovers of books and anime. Unless the book characters can speak Japanese or the anime characters speak English, it's just not possible. And please, dears, keep the love in their own story. Reading Amu/Harry or Tsukasa/Voldemort (are there any fics like that on this site?) is incredibly disturbing.

Dwarfy: But who are we to tell you what to do?

Goose: Yeah... so... R&R!