A/N: So, I decided to try out another crossover, since they're fun to write. So I decided to mix my favorite Zelda game, and the show I grew up with. Enjoy and be sure to leave reviews!

Chapter 1: A Failed Scam

"It's perfect!" the short Eddy exclaimed, thrusting his arms in the air dramatically.

"Eddy, don't you think it's a little risky taking Kevin's bike?" Double D said, raising a brow at the bike, now painted an ugly yellow by Eddy.

"Oh yeah, Shovel-head's fine! He won't even know! Kids all the way around the world will line up to ride this luxury bike through the woods! Once we finish putting on the final touches! Jaw Breakers until the day we die, Sockhead! Think of it!"

Double D sighed, tired of Eddy's antics. He tramped towards the bike, and began to take measurements. He calculated the numbers in his head, and started to retrieve several planks of wood. The skinny boy took a deep breath, realizing he was about to once again, ruin Kevin's bike. He began to hammer.

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Minutes later, as he finally finished, he backed up to survey his handywork. What had once been a perfectly normal bike was now a strange yellow 'thing' pulling a crude and simple covered wagon.

Eddy gave an excited battle cry and took off to the Cul-de-sac.

"Sometimes I don't know about that boy, Ed," the sockhead told the largest of the Eds, Ed.

Ed smiled, "I don't know either!! We are one in the same!" he said excitedly, becoming itchy with glee.

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The kids inside, Sarah, Jimmy, and Johnny, rode the bumpy trails, Ed riding the bike, making it go at great speeds. He was laughing all the way.

"I'm scared, Sarah!" the little boy Jimmy cried.

Sarah was getting angry, "YOU CALL THIS A LUXURY RIDE?" she screamed.

"This is fun, huh, Plank?" Johnny said to a wooden plank in his hand with a crayon face.

Eddy and Double D rode on top, "Eddy, this is highly unsafe! At this rate, a good bump could launch us. A hard landing on the left wheel of the wagon could -"

"-Yeah, yeah! Keep going, Lumpy!" Eddy cried to Ed, who just laughed more and pedaled faster.

Just then, the bike hit a rock. The rock acted as a ramp, and sent the whole 'vehicle' flying. Everyone started to scream. The wagon landed, breaking apart and sending Eddy and Double D flying deeper into the woods. Ed fell off of the bike, which broke free from the wagon and went flying in the direction the other two Eds had gone.

"I'm coming Mr. Bike!" Ed yelled, taking off into the deep woods.

"I want my money back!" Sarah still managed to yell from under the pile of wood.

Suddenly, the pile burst open to reveal a furious Johnny, "Look what they did to Plank!!" he roared, thrusting his wooden friend and the bewildered Jimmy.

At the very bottom of Plank's left eye, there was a small scratch.

"Nooo!!" Johnny yelled.

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Eddy finally awoke, looking around. Tall trees were all around him. He managed to stand on unstable, shaking feet with a little effort. Double D was leaning against a tree. The bike was resting a few feet away, still in fairly good condition.

"Geez… that - my quarters!" Eddy remembered, searching all around until he found a soup can nearby. He ran over, and picked it, up, looking inside to see four quarters. "Oh thank goodness, my darlings are safe!"

Just then, as Double D opened his mouth to chide Eddy for being so selfish, there was a racket further down the path in the woods, and a strange thundering sound, drawing nearer.

Then, from around the corner, and horse came around, with a strange scare-crow creature riding. Eddy couldn't see his face well, mainly because he was focused on something green hanging on to the scare-crow. The horse made the turn around the corner rather sharply, and flew off.

"What is this?" Eddy yelled, thrusting his arms into the air again.

The horse rode by, and the scarecrow snatched the can from Eddy's outstretched hand, "See ya'!" he cried in a child's voice, continuing down the path.

"My money!" Eddy exclaimed.

"Oh my word!" Double D cried out, rushing over to the green thing's aid.

It turned out to be a boy, with golden hair and a green tunic. Most of his hair was covered by a green pointed hat that fell down below his shoulders. His eyes were blue, and seemed a bit old for his age, as if full of experience. He wore a pair of ugly brown boots, and his back was covered by a shield with a strange bird-design on it, and a sword that seemed to fit the child perfectly. He was about the age of the Eds.

"Are you alright, sir?" Edd (Double D), asked in a worried tone.

"Yeah…" he said, grunting as he got to his feet, "Listen, that was my horse. That thing stole it! I gotta go!" he explained quickly.

"He took my cash!" Eddy screeched, his face contorted in hatred.

Just then, a nearby bush blew apart as if ran over by a train. Ed charged at the green boy, "Prepare to die, Zorlax! You have tortured the people of Zarna far too long!" he yelled, ready to tackle the boy.

He dove out of the way just in time for Ed to go flying past into a tree, "Ow-y…" he said in a tone that suggested the pain inflicted to his head was more funny that it was bad.

"Ed, good lord! Stop it before you hurt someone!" Double D yelled.

"Yeah, mono-brow! We gotta go get my money back! I was about to cash in on Jaw-Breakers!" Eddy snapped, beckoning everyone to follow him.

"Yes, I agree. But not for the money. I say we go in a valiant effort to help this boy!" Double D said, looking dignified as possible.

"Yeah, Yeah, let's go!" Eddy shouted, growing more and more impatient.

Link shrugged, and took off running. Everyone followed suit, including Ed who looked as if he was in his own little world as he ran.

Double D was behind the group, being the slowest runner. In no time, he was cramping up and growing sweaty. "Oh, this is so barbaric!" he exclaimed, suddenly not as dignified as before, retrieving a wet rag from a brown bag he had. He began to wipe his head off where he was sweating.

"Hurry up, Sockhead!" Eddy called back.

Double D tried to pick up the pace, but to no avail. Eventually, his torment was finally nearing a close as he reached a tunnel in a hill-side. Everyone ran through, although eventually it became too dark to see.

Double D heard a few shouts up ahead, and grew scared. The next instant, he was shouting too as he lost his footing and went plummeting down a hole.

Just when the out-of-shape boy thought his end had been reached, he landed on something soft which absorbed his hard landing. He bounced off, and landed on something wriggling around.

"Who's there?" he asked into the darkness that engulfed him.

"That tickles, Double D!" he heard Ed's voice say again.

"Oh good lord!" the boy cried, jumping up, "I feel so unclean!" he cried. He didn't like to touch Ed, because Ed never bathed himself nor washed his nasty jacket which he had owned for about two years now.

"Hey, kid… get… off!" Eddy yelled, muffled by something.

"Oh, sorry," the mysterious boy said back, getting off of Eddy.

"We need to find a light switch in this place!" Double D said urgently.

As if on queue, a bright light suddenly flashed on. It was a spot light, shining on a hideous, grotesque figure floating in front of the confused group.

The room they were in was cave-like, with a square opening above an odd sort of plant thing with pink and green pedals, which had broke their fall. It had a little hole in the middle, and seemed alien.

The figure floating in front of them was otherworldly, too. It had a heart shaped face and glowing, bulbous eyes; horns protruded from the face. Two on top, and four on either side. Floating nearby, were two odd glowing balls with wings. One bright yellow, and another purple with a red outside.

"Heehee, had a nice fall, I see?" the scarecrow asked.

The two glowing balls started to laugh.

"Please, return the goods you have stolen!" Double D demanded, still trying to be polite.

All three burst out laughing as if told a hilarious joke, "Get a load of this guy, fairies!" he said between giggles and snorts.

Fairies? This was very strange, Double D noticed. Perhaps this was all a dream or joke.

"Hey, gimme my quarters back!" Eddy roared, pointing an accusing finger at the scarecrow.

"Skullkid, why dontcha teach these kids a lesson?" said the brightest 'fairy'.

"Good idea!" he said joyfully.

"Wait!" Link cried, "Where is my horse?"

"Oh, yeah. He wouldn't do what I told him. Got rid of him, 'n' all. You should be thankful, he was so stupid!"

Link looked half close to tears, and half like he had been slapped for no reason.

"Well, I guess we should continue, then!" Skullkid said, leaning forward.

Double D held his breath. The mask started to shake, sending waves of energy at Double D and the weird kid. Edd started to feel weird.

Just then, as Double D started to black out, Eddy and Ed lunged forward, knocking Skullkid backwards.

"Ack! Stop!" he cried, waving his hand. A blast of energy sent the two flying backwards.

"Have fun, you guys! Hope you like my parting gifts! You all can stay in that form forever!" he said, breaking into a fit of laughter, floating back towards the wall where a heavy stone door opened up. The fairies were following him.

"Stop!" Eddy cried, running towards Skullkid, fists clenched.

"No so fast, shorty!" The white fairy said, flying towards Eddy. She slammed into him with a magical attack, sending Eddy flying again.

"Yeah, you stay with - "

She was cut off by another voice, " TATL!"

She turned just in time to see the massive door slam shut. She flew forward and smacked it, but it didn't budge. While she assaulted the door, Double D and the boy stood, waking up.

"What happened?" Double D asked, feeling disoriented. The room seemed bigger. He took a few steps, and noticed he was a little more flat-footed than usual. He looked into a puddle, and cried out when he saw his reflection.

"Oh no! What in sam hill did the scandal do to me?" he screamed. He was now shorter, and made of wood. His head was large and round, and he had a snout where his mouth and nose should have been. His eyes were glowing, but he still had his sock hat, though it was longer than usual. He had his shorts on, though they had shrunk, and he no longer wore his shoes. The green boy suffered similar results. Double D also noticed his voice had become higher, and had taken on a squeaky tone.

"Oh Din! I'm a Deku Scrub!" the boy cried out, realizing what had happened.

"What is a 'Deku Scrub'?" Edd asked.

"Little wooden creatures. Oh no, this is terrible!" he said in despair.

Eddy turned to see the two, and started to laugh, forgetting his money momentarily, "HA! Looks good on you, Sockhead!" he said, rolling around laughing.

Ed started to laugh, even though he didn't know why. He noticed Double D, and stopped, "EVIL TIM!!"

"No, Ed! It's me, Eddward! Er… Double D! I was transformed!" Double D explained hastily.

Ed thought this through, hesitated, and then resumed laughing with Eddy.

"Hey, morons! Help me out, here!" a voice rang out.

Everyone turned to the fairy.